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slightly irritated

Mon, 11 Sep 2006 21:59:19 GMT

How come it seems as if almost every single guy that is an adult is a piece of crap and horrible???????

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Tue, 30 May 2006 01:53:04 GMT

This is Christian Slater SOOOOOO awesome.

This is the awesome Karl Urban.

This is Captain Jack Sparrow a.k.a. Johnny Depp

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Sun, 19 Mar 2006 04:22:45 GMT

I have added something new here, well actually two new things. One is the little pet hamster towards the bottom of the page and the two music videos towards the bottom of the page. So plz tell me how much you like the 2 videos.

Hamster boy

Sat, 18 Mar 2006 17:17:16 GMT

Can you please scroll to the bottom to meet a furry friend of mine. PLZ?!?!?!?! Dana wanted me to put it on here but i couldn't put it on this meassage thing so down to the bottom it goes.

Saturday, March 18, 2006

Sat, 18 Mar 2006 15:50:44 GMT

how evil does she look?

Saturday, March 18, 2006

Sat, 18 Mar 2006 02:34:49 GMT

So what do you think of this pic? I really like it, it is pretty and somehow makes me want to go play sims2. (i wonder why)

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Sun, 05 Mar 2006 03:40:16 GMT

This I grabbed from Jourdans site......

> >> >>>>I knew a blonde that was so
> >> >>>> >>> stupid
> >>that.......
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>she called me to get my phone
> >> >>>> >>> number.
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>>
>>>
> >> >>>> >>>she spent 20 minutes looking at the
> >> >>>> >>>orange juice box because it said
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>> "concentrate."
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>she put lipstick on her forehead
> >> >>>> >>>because she wanted to make up her
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> >>> mind.
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >>

>>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical
> >> >>>> >>> order.
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>she tried to drown a fish.
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>>

>>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>she thought a quarterback was a
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>> refund.
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>she got
> >> >>>>locked in a grocery store and
> >> >>>> >>> starved to
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>> death.
> >> >>>>

>>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>she tripped over a cordless phone.
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>she took a ruler to bed to see how long
> >> >>>> >>> she slept.
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>she asked for a price check at
> >>the
> >> >>>> >>> Dollar Store.
> >> >>>>

>>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>she studied for a blood test.
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>she thought Meow Mix was a CD for
> >> >>>> >>> cats.
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>when she heard that 90% of

all
> >>crimes
> >> >>>> >>>occur around the home,
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>> she moved.
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>when she
> >> >>>> >>>missed the 44 bus, she took
> >> >>>> >>> the 22 bus twice
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>> instead.
> >> >>>> >>>
> >>

>>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> >>>when she took you to the airport and
> >> >>>> >>> saw a sign that said
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>"Airport Left" she turned around and
> >> >>>> >>> went home

The 3 little pigs

Sat, 04 Mar 2006 23:42:49 GMT

Ok my aunt sent me a book called: Politically Correct Bedtime Stories. Some of them are pretty funny even though they have bigger words. Here is one of the stories.

THE THREE LITTLE PIGS

   Once there were three little pigs who lived together on mutusl respect and in harmony with thier enviorment. Using materials that were indigenous to the area, they each built a beautiful house. One pig built a house of straw, one a house of sticks, and one a house of dung, clay, and creeper vines shaped into bricks and baked in a small kiln. When they were finished, the pigs were satisfied with their work and settled back to live in peace and self-determination.
     But their idyll was soon shattered. One day, along came a big bad wolf with expnsionist ideas. He saw the pigs and grew hungry, in both physical and ideological sense. When the pigs saw the wolf, they ran into the house of straw. The wolf ran up to the house and banged on the door, shouting, "Little pigs, little pigs, let me in!"
    The pigs shouted back, "You gunboat tactics hold no fear for pigs defending their homes and culture."
    But the wolf wasn't to be denied what he thought was his manifest destiny. So he huffed and puffed and blew down the house of straw. The frightened pigs ran to the house of stcks, with the wolf in hot pursuit. Where the house of straw had stood, other wolves bought up the land and started a banana plantation.
     At the house of sticks, the wolf again banged on the door and shouted, "Little pigs, little pigs, let me in!"
     The pigs shouted back, "Go to hell, you carnivorous, imperialistic opressor!"
      At this, the wolf chuckled conescendingly. He thought to himself: "They are so childlike in their ways. It will be a shame to see them go, but progress cannot be stopped."
      So the wolf huffed and puffed and blew down the house of sticks. The pigs ran to the house of bricks, with the wolf close at their heels. Where the house of sticks had stood, other wolves built a time-share condo resort complex for vacationing wolves, with each unit a fiberglass reconstruction of the house of sticks, as well as native curio shops, snorkeling, and dolphin shows.
      At the house of bricks, the wolf again banged on the door and shouted, "Little pigs, little pigs, let me in!"
      This time in response, the pigs sang songs of solidarity and wrote letters of protest to the United Nations.
      By now the wolf was getting angry at the pigs' refusal to see it from the carnivore's point of view. So he huffed and puffed,and huffed and puffed, then grabbed his chest and fell over dead form a massive heart attack brought on from eating to many fatty foods.
      The three little pigs had rejoiced that justice had triumphed and did a little dance around the corpse of the wolf. Their next step was to liberate their homeland. They gathered together a band of other pigs who had been forced off their lands. This new brigade of porcinistas attacked the resort comlplex machine guns and rocket launchers and slaughtered the cruel wolf opressors, sending a clear signal to the rest of the hemisphere not to mess in their internal affairs. Then the pigs set up a model socialist democracy with free education, universal health care, and affordable housing for everyone.

Please Note: The wolf in this story was a metaphorical construct. No actual wolves were harmed in the writing of this story.

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Sat, 04 Mar 2006 20:38:14 GMT

So how has everyone been?????? I am so freakin bored here.

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Sun, 19 Feb 2006 19:01:36 GMT

ok i have these pics and this is how the ppl laveled them ok

this is the power of all pure

this is the power of beauty

this is the power of dreams

power of faith

power of immortality

power of the inner soul

power of innocence

power of life

power of lonliness

power of magic

power of the moon

power of nature

power of the darkness

powerof the spirit

power of the sun

power of the sword

power of witchcraft.

plz click here to see some more awesome picks

plz tell me which power is your favorite