This is a farewell entry.

Later.

Currently Listening Little By Little: A Musical About Friendship, Hormones And Popcorn (1999 Off-Broadway Cast) By Brad Ross, Ellen Greenfield, Hal Hackady see related

So as Kelsey fell out of the tree she caught a glimpse of these two big boobed figures following her...."LOSER" she yelled Loser turned and i am so not creative i feel like a big blob of lard so im going to let kelsey type now

Highty-Ho!

So Katlin's taking a stroll one day when she came across a dollar. Now Katlin, not being the brightest crayon in the box, she went to pick it up. Kelsey, around the corner, pulled a string hard and Katlin missed the dollar by a long shot. She fell on her face and Kelsey laughed her arse off.
 Yeahhh......

In the meantime, these two large chested females were ploting their revenge against Moron and Loser.
"We'll take our plan airbourne! YEAH!"
"Like, NO WAY!! GOOD IDEEEEEAAAA!"

A cookie if you can guess the females. Or a hug. Whatever floats my boat.



Katlin almost spit out her drink from laughing at me.


Bitch.

I just fell over a chair.

The moral of this story is we hate these two girls and they hate us.

the end

kelsey just fogged up her glass of orange juice, she snorted, her nose itched....so she SCRATCHED IT!!!!!!

WHAT!! not kelsey...she did huh!! shes not supposed to...pleeeeaaassseeeee gangsta yo i think im white and need to stop doing this.

Were eating popcorn....pop my corn baby

woo hoo

once you pop the fun dont stop...in da hood

kelsey needs to stop dancing...or thrusting for that matter...especially when shes facing me and this entry is going to end..................

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Currently Watching Cooking With Porn Stars see related

Jim Morrison's chest hair looks like a penis

Once apon a time kelsey was eating soup. She was enjoying this soup very much until some of the noodles splashed down her shirt. She started yelling. Katlin came running in and said "what ever is the matter Kelsey??" "help me, ive spilled noodles down my shirt!"  "Ohno!!! ill get them out." So katlin then reached her hand down kelseys shirt and pulled out the noodles, all was well in the land of loser and moron.

Later Katlin had a problem, she was holding a garden hose into kelseys bedroom when she found a paper. On this paper was a very secrative secret. This secret was that Katlin had an identical twin!!!!  Katlin wanted to find this twin.

Kelsey and katlin set out the next day. They searched all over their little town of Bethlehem until they found her twin. The only problem was that this "twin" of hers was a man. "i thought you were a girl!" katlin exclaimed. "well, I used to be,  but then i got sick of being so ugly so i started taking testosterone pills and got some surgeries. but i never had to get a breast reduction because i never had them to begin with."
"Oh. Okay. Cool. Do you like cake?! Let's go get some"
So they all merrily skipped over to Wawa's and enjoyed nice slabs of cake.


Meanwhile...
Two big-breasted blond figures SWOOPERED down from their perch, flipping their hair while carrying thier ugly secquined purses. "Just you wait Moron and Loser! We'll get you!"
Hm.....now who could THAT be?

So a while ago, KATLINate baked beans. They didnt settle well in her stomach so she farted and the world exploded.

so a while ago,  Kelsey and Katlin went to play football. They ran away screaming like little babies after a missed catch. Muaha. Ha



Ha.


So anyways, they started school. Their first day back, Kelsey ran into a little problem. She got her piccolo stuck in a hole



on the field. (Goodness. Keep your mind out of the gutter )
Loser and Moron tried to remove it from the hole. No prevail.

After they gave up on the piccolo, Katlin sat in poo. Yucky.
Kelsey and katlin both ran into the bathrooms to try and get it off. Katlin was furiously wiping the poo from herself when kelsey started dancing. You see this poo was magical poo. When you looked at the poo it would make you come down with odd sensations. The only way to prevent it was to touch the poo. anyway while she was dancing katlin had succesfully gotten off all of the poo and was about to throw away the last paper towel with poo on it when she noticed kelsey dancing on top of one of the toilet seats. Katlin threw the paper towel at her which splattered and fixed her dancing problem, but, it also made her fall into the toilet.  

After Katlin hero-ic-ly pulled her out and they started to make their way over to the ....dun dun dun

BAND ROOM!!

When they got to the band room, a golf ball flew through the window. Katlin picked it up, thinking, "Oh goody! A toy!" and realized....it was ticking. "Hm..."

Kelsey, being the smart one that she is, recognized that it was a BOMB! She quickly grrabbed it from Katlin's hands and despite her protesting, threw it into the majorette room. And with one explosion, the band was rid of those pesky slobby sluts. (except for Jackie and Annie...who miraculously lived without a scratch)

The End ?

Currently Reading Sex for Dummies By Ruth K. Westheimer see related

Once upon a time, Katlin and Kelsey joined the track team. They, honestly, sucked....a lot. So they each tried jumping. Katlin with pole vaulting and Kelsey with high jump. Alas, they both still sucked...a lot. So they became friends.

Now they give each other melted ice cream, muffins, and the occasional blow job. They formed a very strong bond.

One day k rhyn and k stock decided to start a band. k-stock would play the drums while k-rhyn would play all of the other instrumentthingies. They named the band "Dick Wanna Bees" unfortunately the band did not make too far because although being really hot they sucked instead of blowing and fingering and none of the instruments worked.

So they quit.

and now they are whores living on barrington, laurel and woodmont.

the end

for now at least

tune in next week for another amazing story