mrWhOA's Xanga

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Tue, 25 Apr 2006 02:50:51 GMT

HA HA ANNE.
you can't sign my guestbook,
nor can you leave me an "eprop".
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
and ooh my! my grammar is perfect.
gosh, i have an entry dedicated to you.
even though you called me the "fat one" of 7th period

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Wed, 04 Jan 2006 03:40:21 GMT

knock knock
who's there?
ivanna
ivanna who?
ivanna mushroom pizza

LOL ROFLLLMAOOOKASKLALOLOLOL!

Thursday, December 29, 2005

Thu, 29 Dec 2005 18:44:21 GMT

JUST KEEEDING

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Wed, 16 Nov 2005 02:41:09 GMT

oh what! my shirt smells like wet dog. JUST KIDDING. my pants do. and my hoodie shrank in the wash. nice. and oh my goodness! mr. ko made fun of the slight discoloration of my teeth so now i'm happy to say that i'm now stylishly sporting enamel-destroying-gel plastic strips and it's making me drool all over place. no. i can't suck my drool in because if i do i swallow the enamel-destroying-gel and it burns my throat. oho! there's a catch-22 for you! i really like marilla's hair. don't you? oh oh oh! uniqlo's selling cashmere sweaters for an unheard price of 60 dollars. yea, it's cheap because it's cashmere from the happy field sheep of mongolia but it's cashmere either way. too bad mr. ____ doesn't have a sconex where he can type up his schedule making it easier for me to stalk him. but oh well. catch-22 again!

Friday, November 04, 2005

Fri, 04 Nov 2005 23:00:11 GMT

werd.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Tue, 18 Oct 2005 02:09:45 GMT

oh yes he will propose.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Tue, 11 Oct 2005 02:18:29 GMT

omgawd! it's been like two years since i started xanga. like wow totally. 753 days in all. that's a big number! it's time for me to go premium! wow!
omgawd! it's fall! autumn! autuMN. oh i get it. the n is silent. ho ho ho he he he. that so tickles my right left knee!
omgawd! really hot senior in my gym class!
omgawd! really hot senior in my 9th period free!
omgawd! really hot senior has ap calculus AND ap chem!
omgawd! really hot senior passes by everyday after english!

whoo! junior year is way too sexy for my pants

Thursday, September 29, 2005

Thu, 29 Sep 2005 03:44:53 GMT

catch a falling star
and put it in your pocket
save it for a rainy day

Monday, September 19, 2005

Mon, 19 Sep 2005 03:17:23 GMT

so i was like, "this is my united states of whatever"

and we could fly from the board up to the stars
in our little plastic astral cars
baby, next time, let's play life

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Wed, 14 Sep 2005 03:34:29 GMT

pow pow i'm a corporate executive looking for fun fun fun

at least none of my teachers call me jung.
i would like a new pair of shoes. why apple picking places charge admission is beyond me. for all i know, that's mad gay son. having lab third period on wednesdays is quite homo too. being broke beyond belief is something i don't want to acknowledge especially because i owe money. money honey hiney piney pines rines rinds rings sings sang tang bang. ha ha ha. my u.s. history book cracks me up and steve finds it unamusing.

THE SEASON PREMIEREEREE OF GILMORE GIRLS SUCKED
i did not wait the entire summer to come back to stars hallow to see luke buy a ring from kirk who got it from a dead grandma he happened to have befriended. befriended? is that right? and and i don't want to hear about logan saying oh rory you know you love school so you're going to come back to yale in like a month don't even try. cuz guess what i knew that. but o ho the executive producer threw in a twist there. he made rory go to court and she gets stuck with 300 hours of community service cuz the judge didn't appreciate how rich kids lived life as if the world was their playground. well she was one idealistic bitch.

richard mcflemmingham has such hot friends. the kind that sport emo glasses with a gangster flair and the kind that live off of acid-crack-windowpane-tequila-hash combinations. delightful!