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Name: Mark
Country: United States
State: Maryland
Birthday: 3/10/1988
Gender: Male
Interests: Playing RPGS, Models, Reading Mangas, Computer Games, and Collecting the PRECIOUS BOUNCING BALLS
Expertise: Debating, Convincing, Programing, Socializing, Being Concerned, and Persuasion.
Occupation: Student
Message: message me
Member Since:
1/21/2004
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I like to wear dresses cause like it makes me think my thighs arn't
to big and I think small thighs turn on the ladies, but ya know I'm
into guys so I roll down my socks before puting my shoes one because it
like makes the skin on my ankles softer, and one of these days I'm
bound to like find someone with a wacked up ankle fetish. Cept I don't
shave down there so I guess it doesn't matter cause like Joe doesn't
know my number and I ate his cat so I shoved Erics mouth down his
throat to get him off jack, so now i've got jack off the mule in the
basment. But I gotta clean up all the mule crap cause it like smells
now but tastes like fudge when your drunk and eating it outta a bag. I
mean come on 8 month old fudge equals crap right so I'm into that. So
my mouse whore turned me on last night and I stepped on her so that
didn't go anywhere and then like I figured heck lets get this like
blood shot thing over with, but then I found out I just extracted urin,
and the sad thing was they actually used it so I got like deported to
maine so I could be preped to go to neverland ranch and then I got like
slimed when I got their by some mayonase that went bitter in my mouth.
So thing I giggled like a school girl as my pants go tighter, it bulged
into a pizza pie with eighteen teachers on it. But thats a turn off to
most snakes so I dipped it into some propane to make it slick and
shiny, then I lit it, then like the matza ball frizzled up cause like
it was soft on the inside firm on the underside. So then I puked up my
cousins cheese and gave it to elmo and he got more whorish then a tiny
pink sheep. So then I began prancing in the bushes in my moms night
gown to partake in the courtship ceremony of lions. So the lions said I
was to much like an ape, so I squeezed so hard I got into the ape cage
and then I got pinned down and they got freaky on my face. So I came
out like a clown on the doodle bops. Doodle Bops, the actors kid show
characters by day, hard core porn by night. Its like I watched the
yellow and orange one undress in his dressing room, they proceed not to
redress so then he came on the couch and started kissing a llama,
saying I can't play my own instruments! OH SHIZZNIK my little man is a
wee bit to drunk to fly on the carnival noob face twinkling down my
shirt. So then I like figured heck lets just like eat a few more
raisins and get more prunes. Then a jumbo ship jetted on my porch and
told me to get in the waters like FOCK FOCK FOCK FOCK FOCKING FOCK
FOCKS. So I did and I got tired on the ride and dreamt of Johny Depp
and his Chocolicious Wonka cakes. Man I got up on that offer and flew
to the goat cheese mill and woke up in the brewer all like sober and I
was like WTF, people don't go to a brewery and come out sober, unless
their kids on the tour do they. Well that was a day in the mind of MIKE
IKEM, SEE KIDS YOU CAN GET ..$%!ed up without drugs , its called
recieving TO much parental supervision ya lil @$!..s.
Hmmm, yeah W00t I MADE A RANT! Send that to ppl. I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW IM F@CK3D up! | | |
| Wierd as I got ready to go home today from the farm fair, I noticed something about me.
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| Wow today, was interesting.
People kept offering me rides in red cars that I knew, when I was on my way home from the nursing home.
Jason Ligher (thing thats his last name)
Conversation went like
Jason, "Hey Mark!"
Me, "Hey?"
Jason, "Where are you going?"
Me, "Home."
Jason, "Why?"
Me, "Because like I can can't I?"
Jason, "Yeah well bye."
Me, "Bye?"
Next one was more interesting a threesome
Phil, "Hey Mark."
Shane, "Hey."
Me, "Hey Phil, Hey Shane."
Phil, "Wanna ride?"
Me, "Well as tempting as it is Phil I just walked like Three-fourths of
a mile home, might as well walk the rest." (By this point I was a block
away from home)
Phil, "Okay well." *Kinda just drives off*
Me, *Crazy rant face begins*
My thoughts, "WHAT THE #!&@ WHY DON'T PEOPLE NOTICE ME WHEN I LEAVE THE NURSING HOME  , ALWAYS WHEN I'm ALMOST HOME."
Shame Neil's at Young Life Camp, would have loved a 30 second ride in
his Celica, its red too, prolly would have happend if he were home lol 
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| Hey, yep, parents not home, but well no one else is home... Like
parents gone for a few days, no one else home either, sick irony to it  Well won't get yelled at, but no one to hang out with, so they cancel out to sheer lonelyness. lol
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