READ MY NEWS PPL!

GOOd MORNING AMERICA! today is august somethin...but the underground breakin news is ME N VINY ARE GETTIN MARRIED!!!.....In ur DREAMS!!

i just got a story from Mr. Frank that dere wont be any snow in winter, but sperm comin out of the sky. yes it is a man made winter...yes in deed. soo please let the pretty ladies run wild nude outside ur backyard. it will save a load of money on ur car insurance. u no longer need to drive to a strip club or a hoe...u can hump one right outside ur backyard! its easy n fast...no wonder this year winter is called "The Golden Winter of 2005".......YAY to all man

Oops i see a couple rite outside....ITS BRAD n LIZ!!

OMG cindie n candy r GOIN OUTSIDE!!! Every dude take ur boots n come outside to the GREAT endurance!!!

ITS lulu n auggy outside havin a 3some with....a dog.

MICHAEL JACKSON N BLANKET HAS ARIVED!!

Zay,justin, and tina are makin love on a swing. n blanket with my lil bro on the slide!

wat happen to kong and bunny??? OMG U DO NOT WANT TO SEE THIS!!

ITS amazin how i see all these ppl outside gettin ready wen its not even winter yet! DERE is not SPERM OUT YET!!

Im doin cindie stupid thingy

1. What you name: Frank

2. your boy name:  Wat THe Fuck?

3. your best friend name ( name 2 or 3 ): Scott,Justin,Jin,Brad

4. what your hobby: Fucking, Sleepin, Eatin, Math, and etc.

5. what your FAV sex position( if your a virgin say so): Back Door

6. what you fav song: Paris Hilton Sex Song
7. do you like your name: Hell Yea, its sexy!

8. name one of your friend and describ them: Cindie, A VIRGIN!!
9: what your FAV brand name: Calvin Klein, and Polo
10. what do you like in a guy: Fuck Shit BastaRD!

11. which of your friend likes GUESS: Cindie Who Is a Virgin!
12. which of your friend likes Abercrombie and fitch: jessy The Red Head
13. which of your friend like Burberry: i dunno Tina or Cindie

14. which of your friend like juicy:  Viny, My BItch!

15. Do you watch porn: yea i THink 10000000 TImes!

16. Do your Boyfriend have a sex toys: Fuck nO But i DO!

17: what is the sex toys: a Toy U Can FUck With Wen Ur Lonely n Wanna Get Horny

18. what people call you in school: dad and Mom...HaHa

19: do you like to make rumors: NOPE!! Not For Meh!
20. do you think big boobs is good: HELL YEaa, I Love To SQueeze Some Of THOSE!!

Im In A Hotel With My Gf Right NOw at Las Vegas~~~WOOhOOO!!

Blanket is tryin to shove a dildo up my penis...WAT THE FUCK!! so i told him to shove it in aunty BIG V!! and Auggy is gettin ready to head out to a gay bar and fuck some ladies TODAY!! YEAAAA GURL! Brad and Jin are still Spankin Around and ridin on Scott! Liz is pist off at Brad so she decided to Suck Zay's Balls! then Zay felt good and decided to Hump on Her! Clowee is Playin Kinky tonight so She wanted To Be a Cop for the Night! FarQuar decided to play along and be the Criminal!! and EVERY THING JUST HAPPENS SOO FAST DAT I Found My SElf ON TOP OF VINY!! SHES GOOD....MMmMmMMm!!!!!

The END

(Warning: THis Isn't A TRue STory, Please Do Not come up to my house and do Some crazy stuff tHat will Cause u To Not only lose ur freedom but virginity.) Thank You

Hello Today Top New is Liz And Zay, Yes you heard it from me!! today Liz was sucking Zay cock but zay thought she was bad at it so he ask clowie and bunny to help out! i guess they didnt help much... so zay asked cindie and cindie sucked it GOOD!

Today's Breaking New is Jin and Scott who was on a wrestling mat with MICHAEL JACKSON! i saw some spanking, humming, and fucking. then Brad got jealous of then stealing michael away so they had a 4 some!

Kong then was found sleepin in missy's bed and tina was in Frank (me) shower and i was in there with her and we cal GOT SoO confuse!! so we all slept together At last...With my michael jackson and blanket. Of course my baby brother is still in Christies ASS!

Hello everyone this is Frank Kim from CBS news reporting from headquarters from New York! todays weather is very cold and hot. our temperature is about 200 degree!

NOW for our BREAKING news. well yesterday after i reported my news for all of my people in america, i went home. and what dis i find? YES!! my bro, michael jackson, blanket, cindie, christie, and last but not least bunny HAVING a 6 some!! OoOO what a BEAUTIFUL thing!~

tank you for listing to our CBS news at channel whatever!

Hey Yo my bro spilled orange juice on me! and now my balls are wet...jp jp!

michael jackson went to my house yesterday night and blanket was fuckin with my bro. jackson tried o get on me but that didnt happen. he did surgery on his penis TOO! he wanted to make it sharper and whiter.....GEEZE!! my gf viny was all jealous and angry but it was all cool!