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Saturday, October 04, 2008

  • MOLLY STEARNS AND THE PRAYER CLOSET

    This is a true story of something "electrifying" that happened to a friend of mine:

    My husband and I were stationed at an Air Force Base in California during the 1980's. We became friendly with another born-again, Pentecostal couple, who also lived on the base and went to the same church that we did. We enjoyed a Bible Study at their home, to which several other military people came. We enjoyed many refreshing times in the Holy Spirit.

    Looking back, I guess you could say that we were a "legalistic" bunch. "Much zeal and no brains" is what the associate pastor at our church called it.

    Those were the days of throwing away our TV sets, reading nothing but Christian material, and witnessing to everyone who stood in front of us. If we offended everyone, we didn't care, and were joyful when persecuted.

    Not only did Molly's husband forbid television, he had even cut the nasty words out of his Webster's dictionary, which impressed us all. One entire wall of their living-room was covered with a cool "prophesy chart" that depicted the various stages of the end of the world. I remember visitors to their home looking at that chart and silently backing out of the room!

    Legalistic or not, I miss the enthusiasm and zeal that we young folks had for the Lord in those days.

    I was on David Wilkerson's mailing list, and in one of his newsletters during that time, he proposed that Christians should tithe their time as well as their money. This amounted to two-and-a-half hours of prayer a day. He also suggested that Christians have a "prayer closet" into which they could go, in order to shut out the world and pray.

    I thought this was a wonderful idea, and promptly cleaned out our hall closet.  I installed a block of wood to kneel on, a cardboard box to lean on, and hung a cross on the wall. Unfortunately, it got rather hot and stuffy in my prayer closet. It was too dark to see the cross, too hot to breathe, and somehow, I never did manage to stay in there for two-and-a-half hours.

    Molly also cleaned out a closet for this use. Her's was nicer than mine, because it was bigger. She managed to spend quite a lot of time in her prayer closet, even though she had three children, one of which was a baby at home. I guess she was just more dedicated than I was.

    One summer afternoon, however, our phone rang. It was Molly, her voice shaking and quivering. "Is Glenn home?" she asked me. I thought it was unusual that she would want to talk to my husband, but I put him on the phone. She begged him to come to her home right away. We both jumped in the car and headed over to her area of base housing.

    Molly answered our knock, her face a white as a sheet. In fact, she was so badly shaken that she could hardly talk.

    "Come look in my prayer closet!" she said, leading us down the hallway. Glenn and I looked inside and saw nothing out of the ordinary, except that the fuse box was open.

    That open fuse box was precisely why Molly was so upset. She had been minding her own business, praying in her prayer closet, when POW!! The door to the fuse box had flown open, causing her to jump with fright and run out of the closet in terror! Since she was all alone in the house, her husband having gone on an errand and taken the children with him, she called us immediately. She didn't know if it was the power of the Holy Spirit that had blown that fuse box open, or if it was the devil trying to discourage her from praying.

    Glenn looked inside the closet again and saw that the main circuit breaker had popped. He got on the phone and called the base Civil Engineering unit, and was told that while the unit was doing some electrical work in the area, a back-hoe had hit a burried 50,000 KVA cable, melting the teeth of the back-hoe to the wire, and blowing the main circuits in all of the houses in that section of the housing area!  Needless to say, Molly was not the only one scared nearly to death.  So was the driver of the back-hoe! 

    Poor Molly! We were able to calm her down, and believe it or not, she continued to use her prayer closet!

    Like I said, I miss the zeal that we had in those days.

Friday, October 03, 2008

  • THE PHAOMNNEHIL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID

    Thought I'd post something light-hearted and humourous today:

    AOCCDRNIG TO RSCHEEARCH AT CMABRIDGE UINERVTISY, IT DEONS'T MTTAER IN WAHT OREDR THE LTTEERS IN A WROD ARE; THE OLNY IPRMOETNT TOHNG IS TAHT THE FRIST AND LSAT LTETER BE AT THE RGHIT PCLAE. THE RSET CAN BE A TAOTL MSES AND YOU CAN SITLL RAED IT WOUTHIT PORBELM. TIHS IS BCEUSAE THE HUAMN MNID DEOS NOT RAED ERVEY LTETER BY ISTLEF, BUT THE WROD AS A WLOHE.
     
    Author Unknown

Monday, September 29, 2008

  • MUSIC AND THE ANNOINTING

    Back in the '80's, my husband and I attended New Life Assembly of God Church in Linda, California, during the years my husband was stationed at Beale AFB. New Life Assembly had a music minister and a praise band, known as Steve Smith and Born Again. They ministered in every worship service and at special events, and even made several albums. Steve Smith was the most annointed Christian musician that I have ever heard.

    One day, Steve Smith held a mini-seminar for those of us in the church who wanted to minister in music. Here is what he taught:

    1. We are there to minister to people, not to sing a pretty song.

    2. Without the annointing, all we have are musical notes and empty words. The annointing breaks the yoke.

    3. We need to hear God's voice and choose the songs he wants us to sing.

    4. We need to learn to hear God speak. Sometimes, He speaks in a sermon to let us know which songs He wants us to choose.

    5. Learn to find a theme and stay with it during a particular time of ministry.

    6. Be willing to change the songs if God leads you to do so. If we do this, we will flow with other ministries. Nobody should have the limelight.

    7. Choose songs with beautiful words and melodies. Do not choose songs with too many words.

    8. Sing about God, not about people.

    9. The power is in the Holy Spirit. The authority is in the Word. The attraction is in Jesus.

    10. Annointed music attracts people to Jesus.

    I thought that this was a powerful lesson. I do not like it when I go to church and the musicians steal God's glory. I do not like it when all I hear people say after a time of music ministry is, "Wow! Did you hear her hit that high note?" Or, "Could you believe how long he was able to hold his voice?" I like to hear, "That song ministered to me and made me think about Jesus!"

Sunday, September 28, 2008

  • MY REVIEW OF "THE DaVINCI CODE" by DAN BROWN, PART II

    When I did my review of Dan Brown's "The DaVinci Code", I'm afraid I offended some Roman Catholics. This was not my intention. It was my intention to refute some of the things that Dan Brown said about Christianity and the Bible.

    Some of the practices that Dan Brown ridiculed in the Roman Catholic Church are practices from many years ago, and are not the practices of modern-day Roman Catholics. In fact, the Roman Catholic Church has made many changes for the good over the past decades, and they have not compromised their stand on morality. Nor have they compromised their stand on basic Christian truths, such as the divinity of Jesus Christ, His virgin birth, His death, burial and resurrection, or teachings on heaven or hell. We can all agree on the Apostles' Creed. Really, I have more in common with Roman Catholics than I do with liberal Protestants.

    Although I was raised a Roman Catholic, I am no longer Catholic, prefering a more Bible-based denomination. However, if it were not for the Roman Catholic Church, I would have had no knowledge of God as a child, for I was not taught much religion at home. My parents were nominal Catholics, who dropped us off at church on Sundays, and sent us to Catholic School with the nuns.

    Perhaps in this atheistic day and age, I should focus more on the things Christian denominations have in common, if they are Bible-based, and not on our differences. It is a hard place for me to be, being one who was raised Catholic and converted to Protestantism.

    There are many things that the Roman Catholic Church has done in the past that I, as one who was raised Catholic, am not proud of. However, I must admit, Protestants have done many, shall we say, "unusual" things, too, that I am also not proud of!

    I had an unusual experience when my oldest child was five years old. He was at the age to begin school (Kindergarten), and we went to the local public school to register him. For some reason, and we still don't know why, we felt uneasy at this school, and prayed about what to do.

    My husband called from work to tell me, to my surprise, that he wanted us to investigate the local Catholic school and consider sending our child there. We did, and as a little girl ran past me in the parking lot wearing her plaid uniform, I had an almost overwhelming feeling that I had "come home".

    We enrolled our child in this Catholic school, and enjoyed a wonderful year and a half there, before we moved away. I felt safe, because it was a school system with which I was very familiar, having gone to Catholic school myself for seven years.

    (I am not against public schools. Our children went to them for many years and graduated from a public high school. After this time in the Catholic school system, private school of any kind was out of the question for our family, and we felt that from then on, public school was best for us. Such a decision is a personal one that need to be made by each family.)

    I did not return to the Roman Catholic Church out of this experience. My husband is now a Protestant minister. It did make me think about my past a lot, though, and be thankful for many of the things I was taught as a child.

    Jesus said, in Matthew 13:52 -- "Therefore every scribe which is instructed unto the kingdom of heaven is like unto a man that is an householder, which bringeth forth out of his treasure things new and old.".

    Some of my treasures have "Protestant" written on them, in its various forms (Evangelical, Fundamentalist, Pentecostal). Some of the treasures, to be sure, have "Roman Catholic" written on them. They have all made me what I am today.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

  • MY REVIEW OF "THE DaVINCI CODE" by DAN BROWN

    Last week, I was at a library that had a couple of shelves of books that they were giving away free. Among them, I spied a paperback copy of "The DaVinci Code" by Dan Brown. This book took the Western world by storm when it was first published in 2003. Many Christians who were not grounded in their faith were shaken, and staunch unbelievers felt vindicated. Many Christians wrote books refuting "The DaVinci Code".

    Even PBS (Public Broadcasting Station) got into the act, lauding and honoring this book as if it were a great archeological find, instead of a FICTION NOVEL. PBS showed film of very old Catholic Churches in Paris with bas-relief carvings of women, two of whom were reported to be Mary Magdalene and her daughter by Jesus Christ, Sarah. (I DID wonder from where such a legend sprung.) According to PBS, these carvings were proof that Jesus was, indeed, married to Mary Magdeline and had a daughter by her.

    I heard my neighbors talking about this book, and saying how realistic it seemed. And, although I did not read the book until this very week, I did watch the PBS documentaries about it, and marvelled, as usual, at how they always "lick their lips" when they find something that seems to refute historic Christianity.

    When I found "The DaVinci Code" in the free give-away stack at the library, however, I picked it up and put it in my bag, thinking, "It's about time I read this and found out what the big to-do is all about."

    The first thing that anybody who reads "The DaVinci Code" should notice are the words, "A Novel" on the title page. This is a work of fiction. It says so right on the title page. Why PBS should pay it much attention is beyond me. I also wondered why so many Christian authors would bother writing books refuting "The DaVinci Code" when it is simply a fiction novel, but I found the book to be so blasphemous, that I decided to write a review myself.

    The next thing I noticed about the book was that it is an adventure story, along the lines of "Raiders of the Lost Ark". When a movie was made about this book, the producers should have cast Harrison Ford as Robert Langdon. Why they didn't, is also beyond me.

    After that, I noticed was that there are many accusations made against the Roman Catholic Church. The author seemed to assume that all Christians everywhere regard the Roman Catholic Church as "the one, true Church". This is not true. Many of us who call ourselves Christians are Protestants, or Evangelicals, or Fundamentalists. We believe that the Bible is the final authority as to Christian faith and practice, not the Roman Catholic Church.

    Many of the things said against the Roman Catholic Church in this novel may be true. It is not my aim to defend the Roman Catholic Church. For instance, the self-flagellization (whipping yourself) mentioned several times in "The DaVinci Code" has been practiced by Roman Catholic clergy, monks and nuns over the centuries. This practice is un-Biblical, and I will not defend it.

    In fact, the book of Colossians 2:23 specifically warns against this voluntary form of abasement (with you in control): "Which things have indeed a shew of wisdom in will worship, and humility, and neglecting of the body; not in any honour to the satisfying of the flesh." (King James Version). Another translation renders this passage, "Such regulations indeed have an appearance of wisdom, with their false humility and their harsh treatment of the body, but they lack any value in restraining sensual indulgence." (New International Version, italics mine.) Self-flagellization is not going to help anybody to overcome temptation or sin.

    We, as saved, born-again, Bible-believing Christians know that we are cleansed by the Blood of Christ, not by our own blood. (Romans 3:23-25 -- "For all have sinned, and come shot of the glory of God; Being justified freely by His grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus: Whom God hath set forth to be a propitiation through faith in HIS BLOOD, to declare His righteousness for the remission of sins that are past, through the forbearance of God." And also, Romans 5:8-9 -- But God commendeth His love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. Much more than, being now justified by HIS BLOOD, we shall be saved from wrath through Him.") Sola Hema -- Nothing but the Blood! Only Christ's death can attone for sin.

    The author of "The DaVinci Code", Dan Brown, seems to allege in this book that pagan goddess worship is normal and natural, and that Jesus Himself approved of it and practiced it. How can this be, when the Old Testament, the Hebrew Scriptures, are filled with condemnation of pagan Ashtoreth (goddess) worship? If He had ever worshipped a goddess, He would have been a sinner, according to the Bible. The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ, perfect God and perfect man, was WITHOUT SIN (II Corinthians 5:21 -- "For He that made Him to be sin for us, who knew no sin; that we might be made the righteousness of God in Him.")

    In the book, the Apostle Peter is portrayed as a liar and a conspirator, covering up the "fact" that Jesus wanted His "wife", Mary Magdalene, to be the head of the Church. Peter suppossedly did this so that he could be the head of the Church and wield power. In the Word of God, Peter is portrayed as a man of God.

    The book mocks Christians for meeting on Sunday for worship, claiming that Sunday was the pagan day of worship. This may be true, but it is irrelevant. The Bible clearly shows that, "...upon the first day of the week, when the disciples came together to break bread, Paul preached unto them..." (Acts 20:7). The first day of the week is when the first century Christians met to worship.

    This book is filled with errors about the Bible, about Jesus Christ, and about the historic Christian Church. I had to refute errors in doctrine and practice perpetrated by the Catholic Church as well as errors by Dan Brown.

    According to "The DaVinci Code", Jesus Christ was a good man who inspired millions to live better lives. According to the words of Jesus Himself, "For even the Son of man came not to be ministered unto, but to minister, AND TO GIVE HIS LIFE A RANSOM FOR MANY." (Mark 10:45). Jesus did not die by accident. HE CAME TO DIE. He said, "Therefore doth my Father love me, because I lay down my life, that I might take it up again. No man taketh it from me, but I lay it down of myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This commandment have I received of my father." (John 10:17-18).

    Dan Brown sees cryptic messages in Leonardo DaVinci's paintings of The Last Supper and The Mona Lisa. These cryptic messages may, indeed, exist in these paintings, for, according to Dan Brown, Leonardo DaVinci was a God-hater. However, one obvious truth should stand out: Leonardo DaVinci's paintings were strictly that -- PAINTINGS. NOT PHOTOGRAPHS. When you read, "The DaVinci Code", you come to the conclusion that these paintings were actual photographs.

    Leonardo DaVinci did not take PHOTOGRAPHS. He painted PAINTINGS, about 1,400 years AFTER CHRIST!!! Come on!

    This book would be pathetic in its assertations and allegations, if it were not for the fact that readers forget that it is FICTION.

    Then, there is the allegation that Mary Magdeline was Jesus' wife. According to "The DaVinci Code", it would have been impossible for Jesus to have been single, because singleness was condemned according to Jewish custom. However, in Genesis 25:20, we are told that Abraham's son, Isaac, did not marry until the age of 40 ("And Isaac was forty years old when he took Rebekah to wife..."). Jesus was 33 years of age when He died. The fact that He was still single at that age is no big deal.

    Jesus left no off-spring. Isaiah 53:8 says, "He was taken from prison and from judgment: and who shall declare His generation? for He was cut off out of the land of the living: for the transgression of my people was He stricken." This is a prophesy about the Messiah. So, the idea that Jesus had a child by Mary Magdeline is un-Biblical and preposterous.

    Dan Brown says that the Roman Catholic Church calls Mary Magdeline a prostitute. The Bible never says that she was. It simply says that Mary Magdeline was a woman, "...out of whom He had cast seven devils." (Mark 16:9b) Many staunch unbelievers, however, are titillated by the false idea that Jesus had relations with a prostitute. Such an idea gives people an excuse to live any way they want to.

    Dan Brown also constantly quotes "The Gnostic Gospels", which were never accepted by the First Century Church. Also, the idea of "The Holy Grail" or chalice from which Jesus drank during the Last Supper, is a legend. We are told by the Apostle Paul, in I Timothy 4:7, "But refuse profane and old wives' fables, and exercise thyself rather unto godliness."

    This book mocks everything that calls itself orthodox Christianity, refuting Jesus' deity and resurrection. But, I Corinthians 15:16-17 says, "For if the dead rise not, then is not Christ raised: And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins." But there are always people who are looking for any excuse to disbelieve God and His Word.
    Dan Brown did not do his Biblical research very well. He kept referring to Eve's eating of "the apple". The book of Genesis refers to "fruit", not an apple: And, "Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the Lord God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden? And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the FRUIT of the trees of the garden: But of the FRUIT of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die. And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die: For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the FRUIT thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat." (Genesis 3:1-6).

    Of course, Dan Brown makes allusions to sexuality out of these verses, as he does out of the "Star of David" symbol, and as he does out of Christian Church architecture. But, of course, sex sells. By the way, Dan Brown also alleges that sex is seen as evil in the Bible and by the Christian Church through the ages. This is not true. Normal sexual relations between a man and a woman, who are husband and a wife, are shown in the Bible to be good, not evil.

    Overall, I was disappointed in the book. It is not Biblically accurate. It portrays the Roman Catholic Church, which does not take most of its doctrines from the Bible, as the organization recognized by all Christians at all times everywhere as "the one true Church." This is not true.

    I can defend the Roman Catholic Church in one area, however. Dan Brown's book, "The DaVinci Code" accuses the Roman Catholic Church of being "sexist", because it covers up the "fact" that Jesus Christ wanted a woman, Mary Magdeline, to be the head of the Church.

    How, I ask you, can an organization that venerates the Virgin Mary, the Mother of Jesus, practically to the point of worship, (declaring her to be the "co-Redemptrix" of mankind, alongside her Son, Jesus Christ), be sexist?
     
    Although the Roman Catholic Church claims to merely "venerate" the Virgin Mary and to be devoted to her, pragmatically, they worship a female deity. So, why is Dan Brown saying that the Roman Catholic Church is sexist?  It is not.

    Every Roman Catholic Church that I have EVER seen (and I was raised a Roman Catholic, and went to Catholic School with the nuns for seven years) has had a HUGE statue of a WOMAN (the Virgin Mary) in front of it!!! Come on!

    In closing, "The DaVinci Code" by Dan Brown was not as "gripping" as I expected. I had been told, "you can't put it down!" In fact, I found it to be tedious in many places. If you are grounded in your faith, this book won't shake you. I am glad that I did not pay any money for this book. I would not want the author to get rich on my money with such a blasphemous work of fiction.

    And here is the perfect addendum to my review -- one of those "co-incidences", if you will. I was at a yard-sale, browsing through a tool-shed filled with old books, when I came upon a small volume titled, "France, Crossroads of Europe", by Anne Merriman Peck and Edmond Meres, published in 1936 by Harper and Brothers.

    On page 20 of this little book, "The Christian faith probably drifted into Gaul (France) from Italy in a very natural manner, but according to the charming legend of Les Saintes Maries de la Mer (the Holy Marys of the Sea), still firmly believed by the religious people of Provence, it was brought by a boatload of saints. Soon after Christ left His disciples, so it is said, the saintly Marys (which two women named Mary, we don't know, words in these parenthesis and the italics are mine) set sail in a small boat with their Egyptian servant Sarah, who became the saint of gypsy people, and several other holy ones. They went forth to bring Christianity to the heathen world, and they came ashore on the sandy coast of Provincia Nostra, not far from marseille. From there they set out to preach Christianity to Gaul. The huge basilica church of Les Saintes Maries de la Mer stands on the shore where they are supposed to have landed. The walls are covered with ex-votos, which are thank-offerings brought by people who have been cured of illness or saved from disaster. Some of them are small ship models, others crude paintings picturing the trouble from which they were saved, others arms, legs, and so forth, representing the member cured by the help of the saints. Every year there is a great pilgrimage to the spot, to honor the images of the saints and receive healing from them. Gypsies come from many countries at this time to honor their saint, the dark-skinned Sarah.
    PBS and Dan Brown are playing on our ignorance of art, history, geography, and the Bible.

    So, there is the REAL story of the carvings on the Parisian churches. For some reason, PBS, which my husband calls "Propaganda Broadcasting Station", wants people to disbelieve in Jesus Christ and the Bible.

    Whether or not you decide to read "The DaVinci Code" by Dan Brown is up to you. This is not the first book that has ever been written to try to shake people's faith in the God of the Bible, nor will it be the last. All the more reason, in our day and age, to "Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth." (II Timothy 2:15)
     
    I must point out, too, that many of the Roman Catholic practices that Dan Brown riducules were practices of that denomination many years ago, and are not practiced by modern Catholics.  The modern Catholic church has made many changes for the good.
     
    I was raised a Roman Catholic, and although I am no longer Catholic, prefering a denomination that is more Bible-based, I owe the Roman Catholic Church a great deal for giving me my faith in God as a child.

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  • Gail2
    Those look really good, thanks I will probably try some!! Hope all is good with you!
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  • mrsgrovine
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    FRIED EGGPLANT 1 eggplant, with the stem cut off salt 2 eggs, beaten 2 cups of breadcrumbs (plain or seasoned) with 1/2 tsp.salt and 1/4 tsp. pepper stirred in, if crumbs areplain (or 2 cups of flour with 1/2 tsp. salt and 1/4 tsp. pepper stirred in, in you don't have breadcrumbs) Oil for frying W
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    STUFFED PEPPERS 4 medium-sized bell peppers, tops cut off (leave stems on and reserve these tops), and seeds washed out. 1/2 lb. ground beef (about enough for 3 hamburger patties) 1 egg 1 tsp. Worchestershire sauce 1/2 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp. pepper 1 8-oz. can of tomato sauce (or 1/2 jar of Ragu spaghet
  • mrsgrovine
    did lots and lots of pruning and other gardening chores today. wouldn't you know...saw another snake....
  • mrsgrovine
    @GOINMYNAME - also, gina, you will love this site (maybe you already know about it): type in: http://www.hwelty.com/ or simply type in HARRIET WELTY ROCHEFORT. she is an american married to a frenchman and lives in paris. her site shows books she has written and all kinds of stuff about paris. i thi
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    @GOINMYNAME - gina, thanks for replying. yes, my husband and i took a bus tour of paris in 1972, back when he was in the army and we were stationed in germany. it was lovely. wish we could go again. our most recent overseas trip was back to england, where we were stationed and our second son was bor
  • mrschristianwojociechowski
    The pictures of your house are wonderful! I especially love the iris' in bloom - beautiful!! You must have dirty fingernails, but also a green thumb. Lucky you. I am the grim reaper when it comes to plants. Mine have to be survivors, I think it's called HARDY, to live through my "tending".
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    I just read your rhubarb experience. I love the part about the BIG CARVING KNIFE hiding in a plastic bag! You are so funny! Do you think your neighbors are now whispering "did you see how big that knife was? we don't want to run into mrsgrovine in a dark alley!" I agree that bringing a teenage s
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    MY CUP OF TEA. i drink tea all day long. i was raised in the northeast, where everyone drinks it the english way: with milk and sugar. i also lived four years in england, where the tea is really good. you can use lipton or generic black tea, but for really good tea, i order TETLEY BRITISH BLEND, whi