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Sunday, December 05, 2004

Sun, 05 Dec 2004 18:12:15 GMT

This is me!

Mercury Conjunct Venus with an orb of less than 1/2 degree. Intelligence is sexy to you. If a person you find physically attractive isn't also bright, verbal and someone you can talk to, you're not interested. You have a highly developed aesthetic sense and are drawn to people of taste, wit and charm.

Mercury Sextile Uranus with an orb of less than 1 degree. You have an innovative turn of mind and may have a talent for an unusual subject. Your ideas are often considered to be ahead of your time. You can be somewhat impersonal and detached - even with close ties. You need to share controversial ideas with friends.

Venus Sextile Uranus with an orb of less than 1 degree. There is nothing humdrum about the way that you love. You have a flair for the unusual and the creative and are drawn to those who shun the conventional. You shy away from those who tend to be over-possessive. Your love affairs are also wonderful friendships.

Mercury Quintile Saturn with an orb of less than 1 degree. You are extremely well-organized and anyone who isn't equally so would annoy you. You are also very practical and fond of routine. A madcap type you couldn't depend on would ultimately make you miserable - no matter how intense the initial emotional attraction. Sun Conjunct Venus with an orb between 3 and 5 degreesMost people like you. You form relationships easily but may have some difficulty sustaining them. You tend to project your own ego ideals onto your partner, sometimes at the expense of relating to their needs. For you, admiration is a prerequisite for love.

Sun Sextile Uranus with an orb between 1 and 5 degrees. You have a unique view of life and have been fortunate in finding friends and partners with whom you can share it. Your relationships will be most successful when you also have in your life an interest, goal or project which absorbs both of you equally.

Saturday, October 23, 2004

Sat, 23 Oct 2004 06:04:03 GMT

can i just say everything i just tried to eat tasted like ten testicles

Friday, May 21, 2004

Fri, 21 May 2004 18:48:11 GMT

today i was driving home behind a hostess truck..and i saw a twinkie fall off of it!

Sunday, May 02, 2004

Sun, 02 May 2004 06:23:30 GMT

Jonbenet Ramsey was almost as fucking creepy as a nun. now somebody just needs to kill the olsen twins.

Thursday, April 22, 2004

Thu, 22 Apr 2004 01:28:55 GMT

my new theory of mankind is called, the jackpot theory

Sunday, April 11, 2004

Sun, 11 Apr 2004 14:25:17 GMT

my brother got a william hung cd for easter. what the fuck? i just want to dye eggs.

all i wanted was a picture of william hung..instead i got this:

Wednesday, January 14, 2004

Wed, 14 Jan 2004 01:53:46 GMT

Today I was sitting with erica niam, who is a very tall pretty sophisticated girl. she was talking, and it occured to me that i was hunched over, in some gross ass sweatpants, trying to gnaw the gum off of a blowpop stick. and it wasn't a normal blowpop even, it was one of those huge ones. god.

then when i wanted to take a shower, it took way too long to properly adjust the water. what i mean by that is, i forgot which faucet was for hot and which is for cold.

I am a singularly disgusting individual.

Tuesday, December 30, 2003

Tue, 30 Dec 2003 22:22:23 GMT

today, i was trying to fill out college applications, when i became distracted by pulling lumpy half dried glue out of a bottle. i am unfit for higher education.

Friday, December 26, 2003

Fri, 26 Dec 2003 04:16:45 GMT

the awesomest occurence of the day, anchiovies that look like vaginas. ooh man!

Tuesday, October 14, 2003

Tue, 14 Oct 2003 06:35:06 GMT

yeah that government homework took about twenty five minutes so why was i up for five hours and ate a small glob of rancid cookie dough? oh man way to be erika.