Currently Watching Soylent Green By Charlton Heston, Edward G. Robinson see related

hey guys!  sorry i haven't updated in a while.  i've been real confused lately...gender confusion.  i should really start liking women soon cuz its creeping out all my friends.  this week i think i moved once...and that was to grab a beautiful, glazed ham so i could eat for the rest of the week.  and don't worry about it spoiling...i poured salt all over it and buried it in the ground so it would keep.

by the way...i gained a lot of weight since i quit gametime.  i feel like that blues traveler guy.  welp, that just about does it for me.  i like men, i ate ham and a cordish hen, and i weigh more than an 18-wheeler.  see ya later.

if you are a pod (woman), and you wanna talk, call me at 816.213.9871.  there's a lot here to love.

Currently Watching National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1 By Emilio Estevez, Samuel L. Jackson see related

hey guys!  look at me.  i'm lazy, and my name is kyle devlin.  i don't like to move, i have bad posture, and hate pods (women).  i guess you could say that i have a lot of pods (women) who talk to me, but because they are merely pods (women), i don't give them the time of day...because i don't move.  the pods (women), they come to me.

take care and be safe

come visit me...i'll still be here.  i don't move...ever!