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| TransformersTransformers is the brilliantest movie ever made. That's right. I went there: brilliantest. There is no longer a need for the UN. Just sit everyone down and show them Transformers and there will be world peace. If the American flag were a motion picture, it would be Transformers. Transformers wasn't released in IMAX not because of Harry Potter but because it would make grown men cry. Before Transformers
"arghy fargy gas prices are driving me crazy!"
People in the special olympics can't join the military
The Academy awards is like 3 hours long After Transformers
I will gladly pay any price for gas so that any of my cars can lubricate on evil dudes when they transform (that's right, its a matter of when).
People in the special olympics who join the military have the mostest coolest weapons and vehicles ever. That's right. I went there: mostest coolest.
The Academy awards is like 3 mintues long because Transformers won every single Academy award and all the judges want to do is watch Transformers for the 50 billiontist time. That's right. I went there: 50 billiontist. | | |
| Kayla and I remembered something cool from college last weekend. Burninating the countryside
Burninating the peasants
Burninating all the peoples
In their thatched-roof cottages
TROGDOR!!!! hahahahaaha | | |
| 5th Wedding AnniversaryI can't believe its been 5 years since Kayla and I got married. Where has the time gone? There are some good memories I have from the day before and the day of our wedding on June 29, 2002. June 28, 2002
Watching FOX news and drinking IBC Rootbeer with the guys the night before the wedding (I know, exciting bachelor party hehe).
Watching Kayla with a mic in her hand and giving orders to everyone that was in the wedding. It was a little like sir yes sir, left right left, she'll kill us all if we're out of step hehe.
Oh yeah, speaking of death, her dad telling me "if you ruin this [our marriage], I'll kill you." Briliant. This is bringing back another good memory. When I told Kayla's dad I wanted to marry her, he tried warning me that hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn. Of course I didn't listen but boy was he right hehe. June 29, 2002
Watching my beautiful bride walk down the isle in her beautiful dress.
Being pronounced Mr. and Mrs. Michael Dale Welcccchhhhh Porche hehe.
Smiling til it hurt.
Pulling cake out of my wife's cleavage (after only an hour of being married and in front of people hehe) because the cake didn't quite make it to her face.
Opening our wedding gifts by how they were labeled. Kayla opened presents to Kayla and Myk and I opened presents to Myk and Kayla. We wound up opening the same amount of gifts. I read this coffee mug just last weekend that said the hardest days of marriage are those after the wedding. Sometimes it is hard living with a crazy woman that chases me around the house to pop pimples and pluck eyebrows, but everyday that I'm Kayla's fashion monkey is the best day of my life. Happy Anniversay. I love you :)
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| American Idol and If I Were Asked...OK, about a month back I found out a few reasons why Sanjaya was the roach that could survive a nuclear blast. Let's see, there was Howard Stern, there was votefortheworst.com and apparently, people actually liked him. Well, I went to votefortheworst.com yesterday to see who was going to replace Phil and I noticed LaKisha Jones is who they nominated people to vote for. I was actually glad that she was there. Vote til you can't vote no more for her. That girl sings straight to mi corazon. She can sing like all get out and her performance overwhelms me. I even downloaded the video and mp3 of This Ain't a Love Song on americanidol.com. Of course I like everyone else in the top 4, I'm just saying I wouldn't be upset at all if LaKisha won. No matter what happens, lets face it, everyone in the top 4 are going to get record deals anyway. If I were asked, Michael, where is it at? "Corn and fried rice is where its at" would be my reply. Who would have thought? | | |
| Random thoughtsI stopped by Panera Bread to get an IC Cappachino Chip, which is way better than Starbuck's Java Chip, on my way to work. I was thinking about how the Reds did the Astros the way the Astros did the Brewers last night and thinking about how comfortable it is to drive with one hand and drink a delicious bevarage with the other...and it was then I was suddenly reminded that I had a one armed baseball coach growing up. Brilliant. He was a really good coach actually. He could toss the ball in the air and hit it with a bat. He would hold the bat under his chin while he tossed the ball in the air and then he would grab the bat and hit it. He could hit it far, too. Now that I remember him, there are now 2 people (Boudreaux being the first, of course) I've met in my life that have forever changed the way I view physical handicap. Man's ability to compensate allows one to overcome obstacles, which should challenge people without a physical handicap to reconsider thinking something is impossible, when all one really has to do is change one's perspective. | | |
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