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Name: vikki
Country: United States
State: Michigan
Metro: Lansing
Birthday: 1/25/1990
Gender: Female
Interests: Well, just about anything that's crazy and fun, i'll try. as long as its legal. heh, well maybe not just legal.... for real though, im really easy to get along with, and i love havin fun. try me.
Expertise: i shoot rifles and pistols, (master class in long range and expert class in high power), and play the viola/violin. im gunna go to college for law enforcement/criminal investigation. i am on the current World Champion Rifle Shooting Team for the US and we won the Gold medal at the 2007 world champs! US-who?? USA!!!!!!!!!!
Occupation: Trying to make a life out of w
Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
Yahoo:  nrahigh_master15
AIM:  deadeyegurl14
MSN: vikki_kay90
Member Since:
4/11/2005
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| First entry for the 2008 year Well hello all my Xangian friends. It is now 2008 and I am officially updating for this year. I am a senior in high school and right now i'm online looking for scholarships and such to be able to go to college without having to break my back for the next 10 years to pay for it. Whew, yeah. So about my life so far, it's been pretty good. I've made huge accomplishments already and have alot of potential for future things too... Of course I'm not a bragging type person and rarely express my feelings towards anyone besides Hannah, my 15 yr old sister. But in this case, I'm going to try and describe things that happen to me this year as best as I can. This will probably be the only entry that ever has capitals or correct punctuation, but seeing as it is the first one of the year, I'm making sure that it's the best of the year. And that about sums it up. I had an amazing Christmas and New Years. New Years' Eve I went to a folk-dance party that was pretty fun. We learned a whole bunch of new dances and I got to eat a ton of not-healthy-for-me goodies.  So yes, this entry is now done and is officially the first of the year. Have a great 2008!! | | |
| Did I read that sign right?
In a Bathroom: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Over a urinal in a men's room:
WILL BUCKS WITH SHORT HORNS PLEASE STAND UP CLOSE? THE NEXT MAN MAY HAVE HOLES IN HIS SHOES!
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) | | |
| Medicine.... For michigan?? No thanks.A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out
looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says, "That is nothing.
We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him
out looking for work in four weeks." A British doctor says, "In my
country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one
person, put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in
two weeks." The Canadian doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You
guys are way behind. We took a woman with no brains, sent her to
Michigan where she became Governor, and now half the state is out
looking for work."
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| Military Rules...Marine Corps Rules:
1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
3. Have a plan.
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
5. Be polite. Be professional.But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
6. Do not enter a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a "4."
7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.
Navy SEAL's Rules:
1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
2. Kill every living thing within view.
3. Adjust Speedo.
4. Check hair in mirror.
US Army Rangers Rules:
1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
3. Request permission via radio from "Higher" to perform killing.
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.
US Army Rules:
1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order.
2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.
3. Curse bitterly.
4. Curse bitterly.
5. Do not listen to 2nd LT's, they can get you killed.
6. Curse bitterly.
US Air Force Rules:
1. Have a cocktail.
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
3. See what's on HBO.
4. Ask "what is a gunfight?"
5. Request more funding from Congress with a "killer" Power Point presentation.
6. Wine & dine 'key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives.
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
8. Declare the assets "strategic" and never deploy them operationally.
9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time.
10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but close enough to have tax exemption.
US Navy Rules:
1. Go to Sea.
2. Drink Coffee.
3. Deploy Marines
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| An update? What's that?!So last sunday we went to church, had our pastor's 50th year pastoring retirement lunch type thing, and then we went and did the fireworks show at mt. hope church with the russells. that was fun! even though i had to wear all that gear and such. but it was cool even still. :D and yesterday i half cleaned our schoolroom and took jed to his last baseball game. he got a sweet looking medal too. today i am finishing the schoolroom, my room and going to jr. shoot tonight at the club. i love shooting so much. and i am soooo ready to go to canada and perry!! i cannot even wait. fun stuff fo sho | | |
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