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Name: Nancy
Country: United States
State: Iowa
Metro: Des Moines
Birthday: 1/19/1988


Interests: KNITTING!...and i kinda really like carrots, cooked, raw, mashed, steamed, and especially with brown sugar! i love food. and eating...anything
Expertise: i'm good with animal, but only the cuddly ones. i afrai of spiders. Once i won the all district elementary jacks tournament! that was the best day of my life.
Occupation: Unemployed/Between Jobs
Industry: Real Estate


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AIM: nancymarlys


Member Since: 1/6/2005

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Wednesday, April 05, 2006

PHEW!

It sure has been a long long time since i last updated!

so many super fun things have happened to me in the past few months...

OKAY I ADMIT IT!

I have been very sad lately...

you could even say.....depressed..oh dear

im so lonely since my boyfriend, Eliott, left me...

You all were right about me being too fat... I have been feeling so sorry for myself lately that i just can't stop eating.

I eat and eat and eat!

the trouble is they are good tasting things too so it's hard to stop eating sometimes and i get carried away...

I felt so bad about myself that i took my nail file in the bathroom with me and i....i cut....oh!

I CUT MY NAILS!!!!

you can imagine that my grandma was furious! she took away the nail file thinking that i might brutally slaughter her, or myslef with it...

All i can do for comfort is eat away my sorrows...

too bad all the pudding is gone now....that stuff is gone before you realize it

What i need to do is find myself a nice, young, gangsterthat can appreciate my "ghetto" hiny and my love of thongs (hehehe)

sigh....

but don't feel sorry for me,

i do that enough as it is

 


Friday, January 06, 2006

Hello Friends!!!

So....I'm sorry I've shirked my updating duties, but I've had a busy life.

I joined the curling club with my school, and oh my goodness is it hard work!

first you have to carry this heavy stone-like object, and then, you have to throw it!

But i'm always too tired by then to sweep, or even try sweeping.

This year for New Years Eve I had the BEST EVENING EVER!!!!

(I'm really sorry for all those capital letters, I hope none of you are offended!)

Anyway...Grandma Marlis and I went to The Knitty Gritty Coffee house and hung out with some of her hip 'knitting grandma' friends!

It was a super fantabulous time!!!  We even played scrabble towards the end of the night!

I even stayed up until...MIDNIGHT!!!

(I'm sorry! I did it again)

but the next day I was exhausted! and I even had to get up to practice curling the next morning.

There's even a cute boy named Curtis Brandin that I have my eye on!!! (I hope he doesn't spit on me tomarrow)

 

Well, tata!

Kisses and Hugs!!!

Love,

Nancy


Sunday, May 08, 2005

Jeepers guys!

I sure haven't updated in a super long time.  I've been grounded from the computer because Grandma Marlys caught me wearing a thong, which is strictly forbidden in her household.

But I'm back now, and ready to tell you all about my super fun life!

Rodrigo and I no longer correspond.  He began sending my nasty letters about super disgusting things...like things that married people do...Gross!

And Grandma Marlys found one of the letters and read it and wrote him back and forbid him to contact me anymore.

But I'm fine with that.  I can't wait to find a brand-new super hottylicious boyfriend lover!

Someone left me a phone number on the last post...I'm so excited...I bet they're "hella hot"< ghetto language (tee hee)

Well, Grandma Marlys is kindly mentioning that I should get off the internet and finish painting her toenails. (It's her mother's day present.)

So I'll talk to all you hooligans later! < Grandma always calls my internet friends hooligans....Gosh she's cool!:)

Good bye!

Love,

Nancy Thoraldson.

 


Monday, March 14, 2005

Hello all!
Sorry I have'nt updated. My dear grandma has been sick with Feveritis! So I, like a caring granddaughter, have been very busy nursing her back to health.
This weekend was exciting! I went to a movie with rodrigo! I used my grandma's briefcase cell phone, and could almost understand what he was saying through the static. He's so romantic. He told me that I should eat more cheese because I was much too thin. No one has ever told me that before, usually they tell me that eating is much to overrated for me. Whatever that means. They must think that I spend too much time evaluating people's cooking.
I wish that Rodrigo would move here, so that we could get married and live happily ever after with my grandma. For you see she needs to be cared for once she gets really old. She's not old now, we like to call her ripe. Its happier that way!
Well, I'm off to wait for cute guys(other than Roddy) to say nice things to me!
aufwiederschnitzel!!
Love,
Nancy


Saturday, February 19, 2005

 

Valentine's Day was really disappointing. I expected all the boys to flock around me and shower me with gifts...

But they didnt.

I ran up to Justin Shultz, expecting him to give me a Valentine. But he didn't. He just looked at me like I smelled bad, and backed up slowly.

I feel like such a failure.

But Rodrigo did send me a Valentine in the shape of a maracca for Valentine's day. It was so thoughtful and it was super cool!!!

Now I can look forward to St. Patrick's day. Hopefully I will get pinched by a cute boy who thinks I'm so pinch-ably good looking that he can't help himself.

And I get to wear all green!!!

On Valentine's day Grandma Marlys took me out to eat at the Red Lobster!!!

I found out that I have a deadly allergy to calimari!!!

I swelled up like a baloon!!! And my pink hand-knit granny-esque sweater expanded to the point where the buttons because shooting off and hitting unsuspecting love-bird couples in the face!

It was so embarassing!!!

All the cute boys with nice hair and girlfriends were looking at me as I slowly began to resemble that blue-berry girl from Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory!!!

Then I was rushed to the emergency room. It was a very frightening experience.

I wrote Rodrigo about it and he said that he was very worried.

I think we're meant to be!!!

But I have to go to the beaty salon with Grandma Marlys to get her hair permed.

With Extra Bundles of Love,

Nancy Thoraldson



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