ngaihokwan
read my profile
sign my guestbook

Visit ngaihokwan's Xanga Site!

Name: Jeffrey
Country: Hong Kong
Birthday: 7/10/1984
Gender: Male


Occupation: Student


Message: message meEmail: email me
MSN: ngaihokwan@hotmail.com
ICQ: 47569377


Member Since: 4/30/2005

SubscriptionsSites I Read

Blogrings
Wahyanites
previous - random - next

$--ShREkINGdOM--$
previous - random - next

Ucism
previous - random - next

*CC Cycling*@CUHK
previous - random - next

~~C&S ROS 2005 VV HAPPY TEAM 6~~
previous - random - next

Economics @ CUHK
previous - random - next

gag gang
previous - random - next

Wah Yan College, Kowloon (Form 7 02-03)
previous - random - next


Posting Calendar

|<< oldest | newest >>|
view all weblog archives

Get Involved!

Suggest a link

Recommend to friend

Create a site

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

 

 

 

23

 

 

 


Sunday, February 18, 2007

 

 

恭喜發財!!

 

 

過年真係好......

 

 

悶呀!!


Friday, December 15, 2006

 

   今日同中年女妖同事吵大鑊

   我覺得自己大個左

   寥寥幾句爭吵,我不搵不火,慶慶地以理窒人

   最難得係一句粗口也沒有

   仲要吵完我竟然都仲可以好冷靜咁做埋手頭上既野

   半年前,一定無可能做到如此"金剛不壞"

 

   見到女妖同事卸膊,我真係好慶

   同佢爆完,順氣好多

   好彩有幾個同事tum番我

   最緊要連老細都撐我comfort我

   我咩都gur哂

 

   "男人要有火,成功既男人最緊要識得收火!!"

 為左成功,我已經ready俾你砌多幾劑生豬肉,come on女妖!!

 

 


Thursday, November 09, 2006

 

Today very 7

 

幫公司拎野

著住恤衫打住呔,右手公事包,左手拎住.....>>滑板<<

 

 

係地鐵站每個路人見到都俾同一個反應:

望一望塊板,望一望我個樣,再笑一笑

 

塊板有問題定個樣有問題?


Thursday, October 05, 2006

三幾個月前,"巴士阿叔" 個攝影師影到兩個男人係度鬧交...

都已經上哂報紙頭版,hit足成個月...

你地知唔知我今日見到咩呀??

我直頭近距離目擊到兩條中坑圍o趙個巴士司機,超變態呀

 

 

事緣..

今日放工搭巴士返屋企

去到女拔附近,架巴士埋站停左好耐好耐無開

我除左mp3昅下咩事,聽到前排乘客係度陰之陰之講

"嘩,爆哂光"    "快d報警喇"    "有癲佬呀"  之類

 

即刻由上排左後飛奔落下層睇睇發生咩事

果然...d師奶無呃我

真係爆哂光

見到兩個成身酒氣既中坑係度發癲,兇個司機

句句唔係器官就係親屬

隔離幾個人即刻巢部電話出黎報警

 

我當然都巢下巢下,巢咩呀?

巢相機啦梗係,今日有帶相機返工

 

巢巢下既時間,兩條痴線友走上去圍o趙個司機

我地成班人,包括車內車外既人,即刻走過去嗌"唔好x打呀"、"打x死人啦"、"停手,唔係打x你"等等諸如此類,當中尤以車外某師奶既大嗌最為有效,兩條癲佬(可能)懾於&頂唔順師奶d煩音,停左手,轉身同佢地對罵

 

局勢稍為喘定,再巢相機,終於搵到

我沙pop諗住影住兩條癲佬,捕佢地,佢地再發癲打人就斷正

點知,呀頂

鬧完d師奶,竟然...走過黎兇我 (見唔見到佢走緊埋黎我度?我即刻閂機回啤!)

"o靚仔,係咪想連相機都爛埋呀?"

輸人唔輸陣,即刻挺起僅餘既胸肌,行前半步

"咩呀,點x樣呀,影你唔x得呀?"

或者佢都呆一呆,一個西裝骨骨、打哂呔既人竟然咁講野

但係佢眼裡慢慢有團怒火出緊黎,又愈行愈埋...

氣氛好緊張呀....你估下我點react

 

 

咪玩啦,梗係走落車避避鋒頭啦,唔通同癲佬打番餐咩..

 

落到街上聽到d人講原來兩個酒鬼上車無俾錢,跟住就同司機先口角再動手..

 

我落左車之後果兩個人再keep住同司機嘈,無耐仲爆出是日金句

"x那星,我大佬咩無俾車錢呀,頭先咪碌左卡lor,你見到架,碌卡唔係俾錢呀家陣..."

全場肚彎

 

之後差人黎左,塔左兩個痴線佬返去就散場lu..

 

 

可惜影唔到佢地打人,唔係可以俾差佬做證據,做番次好市民

 



Next 5 >>


<bgsound src="http://wyk.edu.hk/~hkngai/aaa.mp3">