| nycHKdragon (11:11:15 AM): mmm lions
nycHKdragon (11:11:22 AM): i saw a picture of a lion this morning
nycHKdragon (11:11:29 AM): it made me wet
nycHKdragon (11:11:47 AM): i couldn't get up off the train
nycHKdragon (11:11:52 AM): cuz everyone would see the tent i pitched |
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| RX7 Bathurst R : haha i had them make his email address bobbi@....
stphn x3 : is he gonna be right next to you?
RX7 Bathurst R : nope, under |
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| Eosin Kir Royale: hey what's your email address?
RX7 Bathurst R: what're you sending me?
Eosin Kir Royale: porn
Eosin Kir Royale [12:01 P.M.]: hey u want porn?
Eosin Kir Royale [12:06 P.M.]: ok I sent tit
Eosin Kir Royale [12:08 P.M.]: cute right? thte kid |
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| [01:57] Cloud Streaks: omg tell me or imma put an entire box of condoms on your door
[01:57] Cloud Streaks: and vaseline
[01:58] kguai: it's not like it's useful to me 
[01:58] kguai: i'll just use them
[01:58] kguai: to make a lot of friends |
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| (Paraphrased)
Mike: Yeah so in this game called Blood, you're a vampire and you get to drag hookers into alleys and eat them.
Ping: I wonder if you you can eat them out...
Mike: Uhh...it's not that kind of game...
Ping: I wonder if you can feed on her between her legs...when she's menstruating...
Mike: Dude, what the fuck?
Ping: It would be like popping open a wine bottle!
Mike: Ugh...
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