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Name: Sheriff Swan Country: United States State: Texas Metro: Fort Worth Birthday: 10/27/1990 Gender: Male
Interests: Jesus, Music, laziness, girls, movies, drums, ninjas, olympic curling, croquet, your mom, rubberwriter pencils, marmots, hardcore, metal, soft rock, oldies and smooth jazz Expertise: golf, drums, spitballing people in the face, gunfights, cage fighting, the ladies, ping pong, pool Occupation: Retired Industry: Real Estate
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Member Since:
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| SCREW XANGA. I GOT A MYSPACE!!!!! My myspace is www.myspace.com/joshisthepants
LADA LADA | | |
| Here's a poem I wrote, it's called Poor Vegetarians
Poor Vegetarians
I'VE COME TO A CONCLUSION!!!!! I think vegetarians need to have their own planet where they can go meat free and die at a young age because of it. I also think that us meataterians should have our own planet where the meat flows and balloons aren't made of rubber anymore.....instead, they're made with venison. we all need to speak the same language too because I do not eat meat with a person that doesn't speak english........it's just too awkward. When the vegetarians realize that there's such a tiny amount of them compared to the meatatarians and when they realize why there's such a tiny amount of them....they are gonna want back on planet meat because they are tired of eating asparagus all day watching us havin' a blasty blast over here. But you know what? We're not gonna let em' back because they made a crappy decision and didn't pray about it before they went gung ho into vegetarianism. I bet you if they prayed about it, God would be like "ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME?! Go meat, dude" and then the problem would be solved.
I hope y'all liked my poem, it took me like....at least 20 seconds to think of what to write........I think I might get it published. I'll catch y'all on the flipside.
Osh Kosh B'Gosh Josh | | |
| Guys, I have something very sad to report.........I'm not as funny as I used to be, I don't know why, I'm just not funny anymore, it sucks. Like, I've been reviewing my old posts and they are freakin hilarious, now my posts are boring and SUCK!!!! I'm gonna start training to be more funny, expect a new and more funny Josh either next time you see me or soon after. Goodbye | | |
| This is what I have to say about gay people............it's Deuteronomy, not Do It To Me Rodney. | | |
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