"Client Services, this is Axl."

"Hey man, look i'm having..a little problem.  Its no big deal really... not really bad or anything... I..uh... "

At this point I wasn't sure if he was going to confess his porn addiction to me or the fact the he liked a girl and didn't know what to say to her.

"See.. my computer.. uhh...."

At THIS point he erupts into swearing, cursing, and what sounds like fists pounding on the keyboard.

"DANGIT...AAHHH!  Ohh.. I getta get somebody out here before I make this any worse!"

"Ok, what's the problem?"

"I deleted my recycle bin.  Accidently.  For the second time."

"You mean you deleted the contents?"

"No, I actaully deleted the recycle bin.  Like, the application.  And I don't know how to get it back.  It's gotta be important to, like.. windows or something."

"Ohhh..kaaayy.... Well, why don't you go find an empty space on the desktop, right click, go to personalize, click the 'change icons on dekstop' link on the left, find the recycle bin, and put a check in it."

"Oh.. ok... lets see.  OH MY GOSH!"

"What happened??"

"It came back."

"Oh, well, glad it found its way home."