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Name: Matt
Birthday: 4/14/1985
Gender: Male
Interests: anime, manga, music, warcraft 3. Anime i like a lotta shit, manga mmmm, and music i like metal, some oi/ska, random assortments of older punk (dont know or like the new stuff), and classic rock. yup. i know. i m the classic comp dork. I also like long walks on the beach with my giant panda/walrus hybrid and drinking juice.
Expertise: bleh just fuckin talk to me you ll find out
Occupation: Student
Message: message me
AIM:  ogreofdakka
Member Since:
5/5/2004
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| Holy Shit a new entry...ok motherfuckers ignore this. I m making myself a list of shit to buy before april 14th.
cannibible I and II
ganja tales by craig pugh
shades
a decent sweater seeing as i have used the same one for 5 years.
Now that thats done carry on with ur shit | | |
| too much ninja-ing. i should study
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| mmmm ok so it goes like this. ::Prepares to tell the story::
I was conversing with an old friend of mine, Mak the Mighty. Anyway
I was asking her about when I was younger. She has known me since i
started living net fabulous, for nigh on 7 or 8 years. I asked her if in all that
time, the entire kit and kaboodle or thereabouts, if i was prone to mention
that in my past people had come to me for advice. And what pray tell was her
answer? after much consideration, careful deliberation, and some
frantic masturbation she was able to come up with the definitive
answer! Yes.
people have been comin to me with problems, needing advice,
a kick in the ass, for the better part of a decade. how fucking sad is that?
in two ways nonetheless. First because people choose me to talk to.
i m a chain smoker, a porn addict, labeled pervert and deviant by the
masses. Hell i have even been one step from being a full blown alcoholic
for years. Secondly, because i apparently have nothing better to do.
So what is it that makes people choose me? perhaps its the
belief that no one will believe me should i choose to spill the preverbial
beans. that is a viable answer. or maybe its because i m such a fuck up
they would like to know how i keep it together. what makes me, a
full blown loser, keep ticking? what is it that grabs me by the cock everyday
and drags me outta bed? quite simply, i dont even fucking know. Usually
its the need to urinate. A lot. to skip back to the main point, another theory
that has been put forth over the years is that i have a level 6 beer aura.
what is a level 6 beer aura you ask? well for the uneducated out there, i shall
put it in simple terms. Its a fucked up thing that makes those around me drink,
hook up, and tell me their problems. Basically, it makes me a natural bartender.
Seriously. Think about it. People come over to my place to drink, when i do
get girls to come by, they hook up, and then at the end of the night they keep
my chunky ass up till 5 or 6 am telling me their problems. its quite silly. I cannot
even fix my own shit. how could i fix theirs? I tried talkin about this problem to
a total of 3 people so far tonight. within 3 minutes each time the conversation
rotated to problems they had and askin my advice. so sad. I need to figure out
what the fuck is goin on. its killing me. fuck. | | |
| Mmm...aru...? fallen into old role again. shizah. the snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
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