wow i did so much this weekend . like WAHBAM!!!! Friday i got 4 new decks from dicks bc im such a beast. and just pretty much hung out for the night w/.e w/.e and then i slept at some fucker named dannys woods house. that quueer . then i came home early like 9 nd got new grip for my board.(s) and then hung out and skated some more lalala then i went to JSAW skate park with mike and parker . nice old HARDFLIP up the euro, yeah but i skated terrible .then we were just skating lalal then left . and went home parker went home then mike went home . then evan mark and tyler came over but i was on my way to dannnys hotel party . and wow .was it AWESOME . well to start off . he had this WAY hot cuzin with a way hot friend .and that was rad at first they werr being gay but thats cool w/e. .and some skank named ali was there and david j and a whole bunch of w/.e . then dana and emily came later but we went to the mall and just walked around and then left and then went home , ate pizza .down by the pool then just hung out . ohhhhh! and my BFFFFFFFFF brooks  got there after we got bak from the mall hes so cool hes my body guard and does w/.e i want all the time i love it .and then we went to the mall and i gave him 5 bucks to jump in the fountain at maplewood . and then we went out side and pushed david J in a shopping cart over a curb HAHAHAHA HE ATE SHIT ! then we went to marshals and werr going to get gunit shirts but we didnt . then we tipped over a News paper thing at mcdonalds and ran it was so bomb =) then next we went home and i dont think we did ne thing cool? then dana and emily got there and then jumped in the pool with there clothes on and dana (fucker ) pushed cake in my face . but then we made up for some reason ? she was all like Yo dave im sorryy truse and so we made out , yeah . im totaly kidding lol. but she gave me a hug just bc she wanted to feel my 6 pack . then idk ? what happend cool . me and brooks skated . at the parking lot and i asked this cop for a ride home . then ! it was like  right b4 emily and dana left . me and took a shower in the girls bathroom . it was bomb. and then brooks saw emilys . tata's but EMily DIDNT alowe it ,hes just a perve. but  i love him and then they left and at like 12 we went to perkins and we werr playing with the salt and peper  and we poored it all over the table hahahhaha and then we moved and this fucking JERK OFF was like u mother effers better not make mother effing nose or im callign the cops i was like HELLL NOOOOOOOO . exCUSE me sir !?!!?!? what did you just said . i dont like your mouth , lalla and bitched at each other and wen we was walking out i was like have a NICE night sir and we made a like rhino horn and from his forhead extended his hand and pointed at us and brooks was like are you a fucking rhino hahahhaha and i complimented every girl i saw . and like 17 people werr like holy shit your hot how old r u and they werr like 18 i was like woooh .then i started flirting with this one girl and she was 22 and she was going to let us into the comidyy club but there was only 2 mins so we werr like FUCK IT . then i was like so if we made out it wouldnt be illegal right she was like . if i wasnt married i would . and every one was like AHHHHH HAHAHAHAAHA i was like wow . and then we went to the room again and we played cards and me and jewels kept writing notes on her fone and sending them back and forth then we all just fell alseep . and me and brooks slept together and i got to hold this awesome hand and then omg in the morning we work uup at 9 . still holding this awesome hand <3 and we went out skating . but we ate some werr idk were and then skated this hand rail YES omg ben brooks and danny ALL saw it i landed backside board on a down flatt hand rail it was so cool . but it was small so ..idc i hand rail then we went to fucking kmart and omg there was this little motercycle i was riding aruond the whole store and we got kicked out and i was like FUCK YOU ur store is prolly a fucker ground drug smugling ring you fuckers. and yeah it was way cool and then brooks got into a fight with a mexican bum and the bum cut him on the hand wewer like holy fuck . and i forgot to say . we we werr wakling bak from perkins at like 12 we got stoped by fucking 4 cop cars for being out after curfrew it was cool lololol and then we all just went home after a while and im just sitting here . i hit a hand rail yeah .

if you read that . actualy leave me comments about what was the coolest and funniest and awesomist and how sexy i am =)