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meaningless surrveys i suppose, will heal me of this conviction.
Do you want to join the Navy? I'm a conscientious objector. Do you eat string cheese by peeling it or just biting it? peeling, it's funner that way. Do you like cranberry juice? never did. Do you want to be a model? no. Do you play the French horn? do i look like a pansy? Do you call fries "French fries" or "Freedom fries" or something else? fries are for losers. Do you like sparkly things? very much so. What does your mousepad look like, if you have one? laptop, kiddo. Do you watch Family Guy? a little. Do you cheerlead? NEVER. Do you pop your collar? only as a joke. Do you shop at Hot Topic? sometimes. Do you live in a city? val-freakin-rico for me. Do you read Harry Potter? for about 8 years now *pops internet collar* pwnsor. Are you athletic? noo. but football is my forté. Do you like chocolate? uhmhmm. Have you ever lived in Kansas? eeks. Do you have satellite TV? no. Are you a dancer? i used to be a ballerina. Do you like Doritos? no. Do you smoke? sXe Are you in a band? yes, it's a one-person band and it's totally hxc emo. Do you wear short shorts? no. Do you work out at the Y? eew. Have you ever paid for something in all nickels? probably. Do you like strawberry ice cream? yes. Have you ever passed out? no. How many bones have you ever broken? none. Do you make prank calls? yes. Have you ever sent a lot of pizzas to an enemy so they'd have to pay for them? no, but good idea! Do you have a digital camera? yes. Do you like shopping at Staples? not really. Have you ever cut class? yes. Do you shop at abercrombie? Only if my soul was at risk. Have you ever shot spitballs when the teacher wasn't looking? yes. Have you ever kissed someone just to make your crush jealous? yes, but it didn't work very well. Has anyone rejected you when you asked them out? yes. Have you ever had a friend tell a crush you liked them? ugh. yes Do you ski? i wish. Are your parents strict? yes. Do you play lacrosse? i don't think so. Have you ever been evicted? no. Have you ever gotten detention for something you didn't do? no, i did it all. Have you and your best friend ever liked the same person? many times. Have you ever gotten drunk? not anymore. Do you have a crush on a celebrity? yes. Have you ever gotten a haircut that everyone had and then the next day it was "uncool"? fourth grade bangs. eeks. Do you like steak? veggiekins.
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well, since fanfiction is being an arseface.
i decided i was going to be one too.
yeauh right.

because bowling for soup is amazingness.
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| sherry.
yeauh, so i was feeling pretty emo because my female parental unit made me cry so i found something to laugh at.
why? because peeps are evillll.
this made me laugh sooooo hard.
and i hate those little peep things.
their like marshmellows.
sugary marshmellows that are 983746728 times more sticky.
i had one of those stuck to my shoe once.
it was terribly hxc.
idk.
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EDiT:: oh and i sort of forgot to mention that i have a new icon site =]
clicky clicky clicky. pwease.
go chchcheck it out. |
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