| hmm, so my name's Ĕlïsha-Danielle...
I DON'T GO BY "DANIELLE DISTORTION" ANYMORE ...And first of all, I do not look anything like Audrey Kitching. If you tell me I do, I'll more than likely delete you. That shit gets old. She is not the only person in the world that's aloud to have pink hair. k? 2nd, yes Ĕlïsha-Danielle is my real name, and you really do spell it with all the crazy accents and shit (psh, my last name is even more complicated)but most of my freinds just call me Danielle. 3rd, my eyes really are that colour blue, i dont edit them. 4th,I know i don't need make up. I just like wearing it. So please stop commenting my pictures with shit like, "you're so pretty, why do you wear so much make up?". 5th, yes, i am a vegitarian. Been one for 3 years now =]PETA deffinatly changed my life. 6th, i get fuckin sick of people accusing me of being anorexic, or bulimic. I have a high motabolism, get over it. Dont' be jelous of the fact i can eat more in a day than you could in a week and still fit into 00 jeans. 7th, people mistake my confidence for vanity. People judge me way before they get to know me because of the way i present and carry myself. I'm really not as bitchy as i look. And yes, I do care about what people think about me to some extent, who can honeslty say they don't? But I don't care enough to change my personality. 15 (yes, I preally am 15, k?) and I live in a shitty town called Culpeper in Vagina, oops! i mean, Virginia. I pretty much hate it here, and I can't wait till I'm 18 so I can move to NYC. ...and I'm not a complete snob like most of you think I am. If you comment, I'll more than likely comment youback when I have time. Just because I have like 493490530953 comments doesnt mean that I'm not going to comment you back. How do you think I got all of those comments? Because i talk to people. k? ...and i love hate comments but, of course, i love nice comments even better. But both are welcome here. Because either way, they both help me grow as a person =] on of my fakes actually made their URL on myspace ohxpoorxmexohxpoorxu,
and used this picture as proof, fuckin faggots 
Myspace ok, so, im barely ever on here. this is pretty much just a place i use to store all of my pictures. so... add me on myspace, \/ \/ freind ID \/ \/ 
207538380 People that are better than you I'm taken by... TrevorI completely belong to him, and him alone. And this beautiful boy is all mine =] He is perfect, I honestly would never even consider changing anything about him.Every second I'm with him is incredable, and I wouldn't want to replace it with anything. The way he talks to me, the way he looks at me, the way he touches me, gives me a feeling that's indescribable. Trevor, I fuckin love you baby, more than anything else, and I wouldnt trade you for anyone else<3
("I want some Elïsha-Danielle Scheideler, i love me that pink Kool-Aid"/ " Oh my gosh! It's 3:33...and now it's not =/")  The best things that ever happened to me are... Kaila Janay Nay - the girl that is waay to much like me, but yet sooo different. It's like what I don't have she makes up for, and what she doesn't have I make up for, and together we make up one complete person. We're the type of bestfreinds that can just look at eachother and have a complete conversation. i dont know what i would do without her. She's always there to give me great advice to stop me from doing stupid shit, or to make me do somthing that she knows will be good for me in the future. She's always there to sit in silence with me on the phone while I'm crying just so i don't feel alone. She's the only person that has NEVER judged me, never, and fully understands me. Thank God I only had to live 4 years of my life without her. What can i say? She's my best fuckin freind  Wes(Q-tip) Ok, so lots of bestfreinds are like "oh shes like a sister," or "he's just like a brother" well this kid really is like a fuckin brother to me. I love the way we always are punching eachother in the face for no reason, and pinching eachother until we bleed so much we need band-aids. And i love how whenever im in a bad mood, or am haveing a shitty day, i can come up to him and bitch until im blue in the face, about how stupid i think he is and how i cant stand him, and all he'll say in return is "awe, don't be upset danielle-a, you look real pretty today." and thats why i dont deserve a best freind like him. ("Hmm, so you're like the Viagra to my erectial disfunction of a life....you get me up when I'm down."haha)  Lauren This is one of the weirdest girls I know. But most deffinatly one of the sweetest freinds I have. I know she would give me the shirt off her back if I needed it, and I couldn't imagine my life withour her. ("Who the fuck ate our cheese doodles?!?! we sat them there last night before we went to bed! wtf?!?! there where two cheese doodles sitting here! and someone ate them!" "Why the fuck does it matter?" "because they both looked exactly like a penis!!...."  Pictures Casey Warren Photography 
Maggot Photography ( All of these are really, really old, accpet the 1st one) 
Kaila's Photography (again, all very, very old. Accept the last two) 
 
 
Self Taken ( in order from newest to oldest) 
got my nose peirced =] 
\/ \/ \/ completely unedited \/ \/ \/ 
/\ /\ no make up and no extentions /\ /\
/\ /\ Family force five are the greatest. I found this pic of me on google. Lmao. weird /\ /\
  
 
/\ /\ When I was 12, and Kaila was 13. Yea, we've never looked our age /\ /\
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