Currently Reading Haunted By Chuck Palahniuk see related

\\ summer \\

Chuck Palahniuk gives writing advice

i dont know how many other people like writing
so, i'll post that link
and that'll be my last post for the summer

have a great one, guys
see you in august

[ty]

Currently Listening ...Is a Real Boy By Say Anything Belt see related

\\ cosmic encounter \\

best game ever

...thats a link to the Cosmic Encounter site, by the way

((EDIT))

today was "666"
and nothing happened.
just like Y2k
and just as i expected

[ty] [keeps his 30 pod]

Currently Listening Dinosaur Sounds By Catch 22 Wine Stained Lips see related

\\ new song \\

new song
late at night
read my last post

((EDIT))

this is an interesting link
Can Viagra keep flowers from wilting?

[ty] [trust me: its a rant]

Currently Reading Staring at Sound: The True Story of Oklahoma's Fabulous Flaming Lips By Jim Derogatis see related

\\ the myspace rant \\

myspace is the most ridiculous thing ever

1) everyone has one
2) everyone expects me to have one
3) people get upset when i simply tell them no, i dont want one
4) people get upset when their friends in real life dont include them in their "top 8"

its dumb
its childish
and its for digital-camera-holics, which i am not

i tried to get a myspace up
for the sole purpose of showing homemade cartoons
but it wouldnt let me

not only does it not do what i want it to do
but its a fad
a huge, smelly fad

xanga is different
with xanga, you write
you create
sure you can post blogs on myspace
but, lets be honest, no one reads those

with myspace, you take pictures of yourself
and of your friends
and of you and your friends with trucker hats, making fake gang signs

with myspace, you have people who you dont know wanting to be your "friend"
...right
"friend"
because your "myspace friends" will totally come to your aid when you most need it
and arent just your "friend" because of your well-taken photos

im not saying all the strangers you meet on myspace are middle-aged men
but none of your "myspace friends" are ever going to be there for you
they will never laugh with you
never cry with you
will never come to you with a serious problem
and will never get in trouble with you
they will not impact your life in any way, shape, or form

your "friends" will delete you off of their list in 6 months
because they will eventually forget who you are

there's only one reason they wouldnt delete you
and thats because they want to have the most friends on myspace
like its some sort of accomplishment

its not an accomplishment
you had a really good picture taken of you
everyone thinks your attractive
so, they want to be associated with you
its the most absurd thing ever created

myspace used to be for bands
now, its for anyone and everyone who wants attention from strangers

myspace should be exclusively for bands, in my opinion
myspace will ruin real friendships
myspace will drive people crazy

myspace has to die

[ty] [will never make another myspace again]

\\ iTunes game \\

How am I feeling today?
"Fingertips" by They Might Be Giants
(like my whole life can be fit into one song)

Will I get far in life?
"Golly Sandra" by Eisley
(people will say "golly" at my success, but will also call me Sandra)

How do my friends see me?
"C'mon C'mon" by The Von Bondies
(crazy and repetitive)

Will I get Married?
"You Only Live Once" by The Strokes
(sure, why not)

What is my best friend's theme song?
"Alzheimers" by Joy Zipper
(well, my best friend is older than me)

What is the story of my life?
"Bitches Ain't Shit" by Dr. Dre
(should be obvious)

What is highschool like?
"Drive" by Incubus
(uncertain, but comfortable)

How can I get ahead in life?
"The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World
(try my best.  try everything i can.)

What is the best thing about me?
"Vintage People" by Eisley
(people havent met someone quite like me)

How is tomorrow going to be?
"Hollywood Swinging" by Kool and the Gang
(job searching will be funkadelic)

What is in store for this weekend?
"Bitches Ain't Shit" covered by Ben Folds
(same as every weekend, but slowed down)

What song describes my parents?
"Out of my Mind" by James Blunt
(constantly worrying, and pretty much crazy)

To describe my grandparents?
"Vultures" by Five Iron Frenzy
(crazy consumers with hairpieces?)

How is my life going?
"Subterranean Homesick Alien" by Radiohead
(groovy, but i feel i dont belong here.  oklahomans are uptight)

What song will they play at my funeral?
"Sabatoge" by Beastie Boys
(my death will be seen as part of a conspiracy)

How does the world see me?
"Every Man Has His Molly" by Say Anything
(constantly obsessing over girls)

Will I have a happy life?
"Fish Heads" by They Might Be Giants
(...yes, i will)

What do my friends REALLY think of me?
"Get Over It" by OK GO
(i worry too much.  get get get get get over it, tyler)

Do people secretly lust after me?
"Last Living Souls" by Gorillaz
(not even if they were the last people on planet earth)

How can I make myself happy?
"Move Your Feet" by Junior Senior
(dancing like an idiot)

What should I do with my life?
"Sell Out" by Reel Big Fish
(be in a ska band.  not the answer you expected, was it?)

Will I ever have children?
"Techno Tetris" by Aphex Twin
(one, because thats how many times i've listened to this song all the way through)

What is some good advice for me?
"Happy Christmas: War is Over" by Polyphonic Spree
(have a merry christmas, and be happy that the vietnam war has finally come to an end)

How will I be remembered?
"Drunken Sailor" by Irish Rovers
(cool.)

What is my signature dancing song?
"Welcome Home" by Coheed and Cambria
(angry dancing)

What do I think my current theme song is?
"Rebellion (Lies)" by Arcade Fire
(people need to accept others opinions: "now here's the sun; its alright!  now here's the moon; its alright!")

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
"Firestarter" by Prodigy
(they think im dangerous and scary)

What type of women do you like?
"Galileo" by Mice Parade
(complex, rapid-fire personality.  force me to keep up with you)

What is your political stance?
"Kissing the Lipless" by The Shins
(in other words, apathetic with a libertarian twist)

What gets you upset?
"Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground
(the two just dont mix!)

What will you do after you answer this last question?
"I Want You So Hard" by Eagles of Deathmetal
(shower.  i want one so hard.  i want one so good)

[ty] [didnt cheat]