| "The night being lonely in the Woods", by Big Funky Bugs
My legs are finally CLEAR from all the bug bites. I shall never run to the woods ever again. I thought it would be a perfect idea hiding from the cops, but little did I know the bugs started to eat away my delicious legs. As the cops intrude into the basement room beaming his flash light under the desk. The cops yelled out, " I see you guys". I was caught with 3 other white boys hiding in the basement. While we were heading outside, I looked back and the cops disappeared. The Asian inside of me wanted to run away, What the heck! why not? So I ran like a slave into the woods. By then I was all by myself with plenty of bugs for me to talk to. Luckily, I had my SIDEKICK. Thanks to my sidekick, I was able to live to see the next morning. I thought I was alone, until Chris Latin had AIM me, telling me that he needed to take a crap or let out gas....Chris was hiding in the house, under the bed, on top of suit cases's. Also another survivier was Skinny Kevin, hiding in the closet.
6 hours in the woods can cause serious bug bites......
Being in the Woods for 6 hours "OR" getting a ticket for $250 dollars and getting arrested for running away from the cops...
---------------------- July 29, 2006 12:34 am ----------------------
XxLuULuUxX: where u at?
XxLuULuUxX: tel me what is happening?
---------------------- July 29, 2006 12:50 am ----------------------
permanentpinoy: im hiding
permanentpinoy: i hear breathalizers
---------------------- July 29, 2006 1:13 am ----------------------
permanentpinoy: when do u think its safe to get out?
permanentpinoy: glad u didnt get caught either
permanentpinoy: i just farted, my god it smells... lol
permanentpinoy: they're taunting them outside
XxLuULuUxX: lols
XxLuULuUxX: taunting???
XxLuULuUxX: meaning?
XxLuULuUxX: I'm in the woods
permanentpinoy: lol
permanentpinoy: mad funny
permanentpinoy: they're making them call there parents i think
permanentpinoy: no reception dude
permanentpinoy: sry
---------------------- July 29, 2006 1:21 am ----------------------
permanentpinoy: im under the bed
permanentpinoy: kevin is in the closet
---------------------- July 29, 2006 1:24 am ----------------------
permanentpinoy: shit, i got caught
permanentpinoy: im ragging u out
XxLuULuUxX: who u with?
---------------------- July 29, 2006 1:25 am ----------------------
XxLuULuUxX: ?
XxLuULuUxX: ?
XxLuULuUxX: ,where u at?
permanentpinoy: just kidding, kevin is in the closet under clothes
permanentpinoy: no reception
permanentpinoy: shit
XxLuULuUxX: where u at and who u with?
XxLuULuUxX: ????
XxLuULuUxX: lol
XxLuULuUxX: how ?
XxLuULuUxX: what happen?
XxLuULuUxX: stop playing around?
XxLuULuUxX: ?????
XxLuULuUxX: what?
XxLuULuUxX: give me information
XxLuULuUxX: ?
XxLuULuUxX: can we leave?
XxLuULuUxX: what happen?
XxLuULuUxX: update me
---------------------- July 29, 2006 1:33 am ----------------------
permanentpinoy: they're calling there parents
permanentpinoy: n telling them what happened
permanentpinoy: they made them take breathalizers
permanentpinoy: and the people call there parents to tell them what
happened, i hear someone crying
permanentpinoy: and the cops talk to the parents infront of the people
permanentpinoy: u must be gettin bitten like crazy huh?
permanentpinoy: crazy, whats going on there?
XxLuULuUxX: ?
---------------------- July 29, 2006 1:33 am ----------------------
XxLuULuUxX: ?
---------------------- July 29, 2006 1:36 am ----------------------
XxLuULuUxX: ????
XxLuULuUxX: yoo
XxLuULuUxX: help?
XxLuULuUxX: where are u?
XxLuULuUxX: where are u
XxLuULuUxX: I'm in the woods
XxLuULuUxX: getting bitten
XxLuULuUxX: like crazy
permanentpinoy: lol, tell me what u hear
permanentpinoy: or see
XxLuULuUxX: where are u?
XxLuULuUxX: ????
XxLuULuUxX: burning trees
XxLuULuUxX: to keep the bugs away
XxLuULuUxX: all I want to know is where are u and are we safe to leave
---------------------- July 29, 2006 1:42 am ----------------------
XxLuULuUxX: I'm in the woods
XxLuULuUxX: I can't hear shiet
XxLuULuUxX: are u still in the house??
permanentpinoy: yra, but i still see cop cars outsdie
permanentpinoy: wish i was out there with u
XxLuULuUxX: ?
XxLuULuUxX: ??,,??,?
XxLuULuUxX: ok
XxLuULuUxX: yess
XxLuULuUxX: I wish I wasn't alone
XxLuULuUxX: I'm scaredddd
XxLuULuUxX: I need u
XxLuULuUxX: lols
XxLuULuUxX: update me
XxLuULuUxX: if I don't respond come and get me
XxLuULuUxX: my phone might die
XxLuULuUxX: just whistle
---------------------- July 29, 2006 1:50 am ----------------------
permanentpinoy: lol
permanentpinoy: if i dont make it, tell nitita...
---------------------- July 29, 2006 2:03 am ----------------------
permanentpinoy: im bored, what to do?
permanentpinoy: im just chillin under the bed gonna build a fort
---------------------- July 29, 2006 2:28 am ----------------------
permanentpinoy: how u hanging?
XxLuULuUxX: lols
---------------------- July 29, 2006 1:52 am ----------------------
XxLuULuUxX: .,
XxLuULuUxX: so?
---------------------- July 29, 2006 1:57 am ----------------------
XxLuULuUxX: yoo?
XxLuULuUxX: u there???
XxLuULuUxX: answer me
XxLuULuUxX: ??
---------------------- July 29, 2006 2:05 am ----------------------
XxLuULuUxX: yo
XxLuULuUxX: jon aim me
XxLuULuUxX: where are u
XxLuULuUxX: I think they left
---------------------- July 29, 2006 2:12 am ----------------------
XxLuULuUxX: yooo
XxLuULuUxX: where u at?
XxLuULuUxX: answerr meeee
XxLuULuUxX: yoooo
XxLuULuUxX: ?
---------------------- July 29, 2006 2:16 am ----------------------
XxLuULuUxX: chyoooo
XxLuULuUxX: yoooo
XxLuULuUxX: ???
XxLuULuUxX: ?
---------------------- July 29, 2006 2:21 am ----------------------
XxLuULuUxX: yoo
XxLuULuUxX: ??
---------------------- July 29, 2006 2:26 am ----------------------
XxLuULuUxX: yo
XxLuULuUxX: ??
XxLuULuUxX: can u say something?
XxLuULuUxX: ?
---------------------- July 29, 2006 2:38 am ----------------------
XxLuULuUxX: yo
---------------------- July 29, 2006 2:44 am ----------------------
permanentpinoy: no reception
permanentpinoy: they're checking the woods
permanentpinoy: dunno what to say, what happened?
permanentpinoy: whats happening?
XxLuULuUxX: wussup
XxLuULuUxX: yeah
XxLuULuUxX: lol
XxLuULuUxX: lol
XxLuULuUxX: check the cops
XxLuULuUxX: lols
permanentpinoy: im still under the bed, they're cleaning out the house
permanentpinoy: the cops r just chillin outside
permanentpinoy: dunno what to do, i need to poop
permanentpinoy: whatcha doin?
XxLuULuUxX: don't know
XxLuULuUxX: I'm just walking around
---------------------- July 29, 2006 2:53 am ----------------------
XxLuULuUxX: I'm chillen at someones house
XxLuULuUxX: over the woods
XxLuULuUxX: I'm at a drive way
XxLuULuUxX: chillen
permanentpinoy: inside?
permanentpinoy: hahaha
permanentpinoy: man, can u see the cops?
permanentpinoy: i built a fort
permanentpinoy: and the cops shut off the ac so i got nothing
XxLuULuUxX: where are the cops?
XxLuULuUxX: I don't know
XxLuULuUxX: I went threw the woods
XxLuULuUxX: to the next street
XxLuULuUxX: earlier I could see the cops
XxLuULuUxX: can u hear the cops?
XxLuULuUxX: so are the cops outside?,
permanentpinoy: nah
permanentpinoy: they're inside
permanentpinoy: they were looking for more people
permanentpinoy: they're getting ready to leave, ill IM u when they done
XxLuULuUxX: ?
permanentpinoy: huh?
XxLuULuUxX: go check?
XxLuULuUxX: okok
XxLuULuUxX: ok
XxLuULuUxX: ?
permanentpinoy: haha, i cant!
permanentpinoy: i hear them in the other room
---------------------- July 29, 2006 3:05 am ----------------------
XxLuULuUxX: so wussup?
---------------------- July 29, 2006 3:07 am ----------------------
XxLuULuUxX: ?
XxLuULuUxX: ??
XxLuULuUxX: lols
permanentpinoy: dude
permanentpinoy: i think they're gone
permanentpinoy: but im not sure
XxLuULuUxX: phone dieing soon?
XxLuULuUxX: what should I do?
XxLuULuUxX: ?
XxLuULuUxX: really?
XxLuULuUxX: check
XxLuULuUxX: lols
XxLuULuUxX: yo if my phone diess
XxLuULuUxX: run to the back of the house and look for me please
XxLuULuUxX: ill be there
permanentpinoy: haha
permanentpinoy: alrite, will do
XxLuULuUxX: okay?
XxLuULuUxX: so wussup
XxLuULuUxX: where are they?
XxLuULuUxX: ?
permanentpinoy: they left
XxLuULuUxX: u sure
XxLuULuUxX: ???
XxLuULuUxX: ??
XxLuULuUxX: ?
permanentpinoy: yea
permanentpinoy: im pretty sure
---------------------- July 29, 2006 3:17 am ----------------------
permanentpinoy: is there a cop car out front?
---------------------- July 29, 2006 3:19 am ----------------------
XxLuULuUxX: yo?
XxLuULuUxX: what's the deal?
XxLuULuUxX: they left
XxLuULuUxX: ??
permanentpinoy: nah
permanentpinoy: we're left inside
permanentpinoy: we think the cops left
permanentpinoy: can u check for us
permanentpinoy: so we can get out of the house?
XxLuULuUxX: u outside?
XxLuULuUxX: u out side?
XxLuULuUxX: I'm in the back
XxLuULuUxX: check it out
XxLuULuUxX: since ur inside
permanentpinoy: nah, we're inside, they came in the room twice already
permanentpinoy: we think they're might be a cop still inside
permanentpinoy: but we dont lmow unless u can check if theres a car out
front
XxLuULuUxX: okok
XxLuULuUxX: they are still outside
XxLuULuUxX: I think they left
XxLuULuUxX: check
permanentpinoy: we looked out the window, its clear
XxLuULuUxX: I hear noise
permanentpinoy: same
permanentpinoy: anything?
permanentpinoy: we looked outside, its clear
XxLuULuUxX: noooo
XxLuULuUxX: check ther front
XxLuULuUxX: ill check the back
---------------------- July 29, 2006 3:29 am ----------------------
permanentpinoy: front is clear, hows the back?
XxLuULuUxX: yoo
XxLuULuUxX: cops are at the back
XxLuULuUxX: yooo
XxLuULuUxX: there is a cop car
XxLuULuUxX: in the back
XxLuULuUxX: they are towing a car
XxLuULuUxX: noo
XxLuULuUxX: they are towing a car
XxLuULuUxX: one cop is there
XxLuULuUxX: they are towing a car
XxLuULuUxX: there is only one cop car
XxLuULuUxX: are u up stairs
XxLuULuUxX: ?
XxLuULuUxX: if my phone dies
XxLuULuUxX: how should I get u?
permanentpinoy: i got u
permanentpinoy: tell me when the close is clear
permanentpinoy: everyone else has to go to court
permanentpinoy: no cops outfront
permanentpinoy: when they tow the car and the lastt cop leaves we go
out
permanentpinoy: put ur phone on silent and brightness on low to save
betteries
XxLuULuUxX: they are stil towing the car
XxLuULuUxX: and there is only one cop
XxLuULuUxX: call jason
XxLuULuUxX: tel him to come to nh
XxLuULuUxX: but don't go to the house
XxLuULuUxX: yooo
XxLuULuUxX: there are no cops inside
permanentpinoy: thanks, a cop keeps coming in the room
permanentpinoy: we're scared to move, i have to jump back into my fort when i hear steps
permanentpinoy: we're gonna wait till that last cop leaves incase he
wants to come back iside
permanentpinoy: i dont have jasons number
XxLuULuUxX: check first
XxLuULuUxX: ikok
XxLuULuUxX: whose going to court?
XxLuULuUxX: us?
XxLuULuUxX: as in me and u
---------------------- July 29, 2006 3:40 am ----------------------
permanentpinoy: nah, everyone else
permanentpinoy: did they finish towing thcar
permanentpinoy: ?
---------------------- July 29, 2006 3:44 am ----------------------
permanentpinoy: hey, i need to shit. im groundhogging here...
permanentpinoy: ur phone died?
XxLuULuUxX: nooo, lol
XxLuULuUxX: soon
permanentpinoy: let me know n we'll let u back inside the house
permanentpinoy: but no lights
permanentpinoy: ur lucky u can take a shit n piss out there
permanentpinoy: know anyone else that made it?
XxLuULuUxX: no
XxLuULuUxX: where are u
XxLuULuUxX: u should stay at the back door
permanentpinoy: hey
permanentpinoy: did they finish towing the car?
permanentpinoy: we'll come to the back in a few
permanentpinoy: we gotta keep the lights off
XxLuULuUxX: okok
XxLuULuUxX: lols
XxLuULuUxX: I'm getting the shit bitten out of me
permanentpinoy: hahahaha
permanentpinoy: dude, is the cop still in the back?
permanentpinoy: thank god for the sidekick
XxLuULuUxX: yeahh
XxLuULuUxX: keep the lights off
XxLuULuUxX: they are still here
XxLuULuUxX: fuck
XxLuULuUxX: they are taking too sloww
permanentpinoy: did the tow truck leave atlease?
permanentpinoy: whos car r they towing? jasons car?
---------------------- July 29, 2006 3:54 am ----------------------
XxLuULuUxX: wait
permanentpinoy: is it clear?
permanentpinoy: i hear the cop inside
XxLuULuUxX: don't know
XxLuULuUxX: someones
XxLuULuUxX: the cop is still herr
XxLuULuUxX: here
---------------------- July 29, 2006 3:59 am ----------------------
permanentpinoy: tell me when its clear
permanentpinoy: shit
XxLuULuUxX: nooo
XxLuULuUxX: noo
XxLuULuUxX: the cop is outside
XxLuULuUxX: okok
permanentpinoy: did the cop leave? what about the tow truck?
XxLuULuUxX: nopw
XxLuULuUxX: nope
XxLuULuUxX: u at the back door
permanentpinoy: nah
permanentpinoy: we're still in the same room, is the cop inside, i hear
the tow truck
permanentpinoy: when the cop officially leaves ill be there
permanentpinoy: we heard its radio inside beeping n shit
---------------------- July 29, 2006 4:07 am ----------------------
XxLuULuUxX: haha
XxLuULuUxX: alarm
XxLuULuUxX: lols
permanentpinoy: what alrm?
permanentpinoy: whats going on outside, can u still see?
XxLuULuUxX: yess
XxLuULuUxX: still towing
XxLuULuUxX: lols
permanentpinoy: omg, this is so gay
permanentpinoy: how many cars? which ones?
---------------------- July 29, 2006 4:15 am ----------------------
permanentpinoy: u still alive?
XxLuULuUxX: don't know
---------------------- July 29, 2006 4:18 am ----------------------
permanentpinoy: gimme details? u have any?
XxLuULuUxX: yess
XxLuULuUxX: tryign too
XxLuULuUxX: about to passout
XxLuULuUxX: and die
XxLuULuUxX: of bugs
---------------------- July 29, 2006 4:21 am ----------------------
XxLuULuUxX: yo
XxLuULuUxX: hold up
XxLuULuUxX: open the back door
XxLuULuUxX: quietly
XxLuULuUxX: okok???
XxLuULuUxX: u there
XxLuULuUxX: ??
XxLuULuUxX: answerr me
XxLuULuUxX: ???
XxLuULuUxX: wtf
XxLuULuUxX: man
XxLuULuUxX: ur supose to be asap
XxLuULuUxX: answrer me back
XxLuULuUxX: ?
permanentpinoy: sry
permanentpinoy: is the cop outside?
permanentpinoy: ill open the back
permanentpinoy: let me know
permanentpinoy: no reception
XxLuULuUxX: ..,,
XxLuULuUxX: yooo
XxLuULuUxX: open the back door
XxLuULuUxX: shiett
permanentpinoy: comign
permanentpinoy: coming
---------------------- July 29, 2006 4:29 am ----------------------
permanentpinoy: hey
permanentpinoy: anyone there?
XxLuULuUxX: hury upp
XxLuULuUxX: hurry up
XxLuULuUxX: I'm at the back door
---------------------- July 29, 2006 4:29 am ----------------------
XxLuULuUxX: open the fucken dooor
XxLuULuUxX: shiettt
XxLuULuUxX: omg
XxLuULuUxX: the back door
THANKS! to my baby (sidekick) |
