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Name: Oliver
Metro: New York City
Birthday: 2/2/1987
Interests: Art, books, volleyball & God.
Expertise: Tolerance to long and monotonous works of literature, debate, volleyball & making people uncomfortable x].
Occupation: Medical
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AIM:  ohliverrr
Member Since:
5/10/2004
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| "Falling sakura,
Two lovers walk hand-in-hand
Beginnings of love" - Oliver Sangcap Ilao | | |
| A lot of people was mad because of the MTA strike... on the other hand, because of it my finals and one of my final project are postponed to 1/12/06!!!
Life is going ok... new year is here... don't have a new year's resolution yet...
May this year be a good one for everyone... | | |
| finals are here!
going crazy!!!
my breath and pee smells like coffee!!!!!
Must get 100s... | | |
| funny things...
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at
first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say
the following:
"Emma comefirst. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and
pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abou ta sex? I'm a
jus! ta tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi'."
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| As usual funny things happen to me...
as I was walking down the street to my school to day... i noticed that the lady in front of me was wearing pants that looks like the pin stripe pants that i was wearing today... oh boy did i wish i was a block away... everyone was looking at her and i as though there was something wrong in the picture... well her a55 look better in the pants...
following that i had an anecdote...
two years ago i did an art piece (an installation funded by the nogucci museum) and there was a small party for the opening... i don't know how it happened... but the ladies started talking about a55... and then one of them said something like... oh yeah definitely asian guys have nice buts... and as usual i was the only asian guy there... everyone started taking quick glances in my direction... as though trying to see if such declarative sentence was valid... i was quite taken aback... so i hid behing this box sculpture thingy... lol.... hahh funny memories...
oh i got 102 in my psych midterm! | | |
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