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| Ok so skip day 3 and 4, lol, bout to start day 5. I feel fine, today I felt more tired then normal but i'm actually feeling pretty good. Once I get up (kinda hard, more hard now then before) i'm good to go. This laxative tea gives me some explosive ass diarrhea too, lol. But ye ai'm too tired to write...time for bed.
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| Day 2
Freakin craving like a mother! I'm not really hungry, but I'm craving a bunch of foods. I'm thinking about everything I'm going to eat when I get off this, and surprisingly I'm trying to think of healthy(er) foods and not bad ones. Oh, and I had more energy then I usually do (for most of the day). Shit, for drinking half a quart of salt water and 64 oz of spicey lemon juice, I think I was feeling pretty good. Besides the nasty shit that came out of my ass, I felt fine. Although I am really tired now. It's 11:30 pm and i'm ready to pass out. Fuck I want some pho, number 32!
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Detox - Day 1
So i decided that I would try to do this detox thing I read about online at Master Cleanse
aka lemonade diet. Basically, it's described as a method of fasting
that allows your body to purge all the toxins from within. So in a
nutshell, you drink this water, lemon juice, maple syrup and cayenne
pepper mixture all day. No food at all, just this lemon drink. Sounds
gross? Well it is. At night you drink this laxative tea and in the
morning you drink this salt water solution to flush out the system. You
do this for anywhere from 10-30 days and as far as I have read, people
swear by it. They say they feel 100x better, healthier, more energetic,
etc. Supposedly it also gets rid of some medical conditions (ulcers,
gout..?) as well as lose weight. It's not supposed to be used to lose
weight but I guess you loose a grip, half of it usually coming back
after it's over, but some people keep losing it. I basically just want
to try and start over and 'reboot' my body and try to maintain a
healthier lifestyle, which is why i'm gonna try it.
So
anyways, today was day 1. Didn't do the saltwater shit but I had the
laxative tea and the lemon water stuff, and lemme tell you this is not
fun. I'm so hungry, ugh! But not as hungry as I expected, especially
since I didn't eat all day. The red pepper in the lemon water heats my
mouth up when I drink it, which isn't pleasant.It doesn't taste too bad
but it doesn't taste good either. nothing much to report yet so we will
see what happens later. Also, I am going to do this for 10 days (I
hope). Wishme luck!
edit--GODDAMN i'm so hungry, and craving a big sandwhich and some
cheese, lol. AHHHHHHHHHH. I'm also more tired then usual, and cold. My
fingers and toes are freezing, but I read this is a symptom.
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