If you're like you me you absolutely can't get enough of these surveys Q&A-ish responses people post online. They make you think to yourself, while you're reading one of them, "wow I'm actually good friends with a guy who does one of these". They may ask you questions like "who was the last person you thought about?" And they may follow that up with "do you like that person?" Since those surveys are like warm buttery biscuits masquerading as letters, I thought I may just do one myself. But here is the twist. It was done with a live person. Here is the transcript: What's one thing people don't know about you that you would like to share? [Oh] I can not drive comfortably without my leather gloves. I take it you must be a sports car junkie. What kind of car do you drive? [Oh] You got me, you got me. Sports cars hits my weak spot. My cup of tea. Camry. 2004. What's your favorite animal? [Oh] Do we have enough time or verbs or adjectives for this? Where do I began... [laughing] I love anything really with hair. Horses and birds and eagles and hippos. And cats, I cant forget cats. How could you not love cats? Especially furry ones that you could cuddle with. I told you I love animals with hair. Not quite the answer I was expecting, but then you must love dogs? [Oh] I'm Korean. I've been told that you're sort of into fashion. What's you million dollar outfit? [Oh] Whom have you been talking to? What you hear is true however. I'm more or less and t-shirt and jeans kind a guy. Keep it simple, people appreciate that. Classic & comfort. The C&C I coined it. If you ever hear C&C in fashion, that's me. But when I want to make a statement I usually wear my Kimono with a trendy hat. It speaks to those spoken to. You seem free spirited, if your hands could speak what would they say to you or want you to do? [Oh] If my hands could talk I would belong in the freak show. Ok if they could speak they would say "Hi world I want to experience new things, let me grab something.." I really don't know what your asking. Next question. Do you have a pick-up line? [Oh] If I'm out wearing "the outfit" I don't need one. But if I'm not wearing it.... let me think. It's not exactly a "pick-up" line per se if but I'm out and I meet an interesting person and we're having a engaging conversation, I do this thing... What is it, we must know? [Oh] Haha ok. The cats out of the bag! HAHA!!! no pun intended even though you know me and cats. I guess I'm not going to be able to use this one anymore. Here it is...as we're having the conversation, I stop them in their tracks-mid sentence. I look into their eyes, pick up the salt & pepper shaker (if it's around) without making it obvious, and say, "I WANT TO PAINT YOU!" It's great they don't know what to do with that. What's with the shaker? [Oh] Right. As you say the line, you place it in their hand gently. It's as if to say, "I just gave you words with some heavy weight to it-provocative, what are you going to do with it? Hand it back? I don't think so. Your move. Are you dating anyone? [Oh] No comment. If you must know...I have this girl. Girlfriend-ish if you will. I met her on e-harmony. Favorite Movie? [Oh] Classics- Braveheart & Scarface. "You talking to me" haha. Contemporary- Herbie Fully Loaded. Heres a cliche, if you were stuck on an island and can only have three things what would they be? [Oh] 1. A trey with all types of sauces- sirachi, tabasco, blue cheese, Ralphs bbq sauce, edamame. You get my point. 2. Braveheart. All time favorite movie. 3. And a how to survive on a island by your self book/kit. One more question, a deep thought provoking question. Answer it however you would like. I want to pick your brain a bit... [Oh] Actually I take back #3. I would get a geenie in bottle that would grant you three more wishes. And for one of them I would wish to get back home. I would probably save the other two-maybe use one to free the world of these stupid surveys!. Thanks for you time. [Oh] Pleasure was all mine. |