Hey folks!
So, I haven't updated in a million years, but it's finals time, which means procrastination time, which means it's time for another Joanna post.
Colors of Urine
My new favorite cereal is Smart Start...soooooo good! However, I started to notice that my pee was slightly more greenish than normal, and then I started to notice that it was green after I ate Smart Start. So, for all people who ever wondered why their pee was what it was...
yellow yay! all is well! yellow comes from degraded red blood cells and whatever waste your body needs to discard.
green too many vitamins! it's true! when you have too many vitamins, your body is like "dude, i can't take it!" and marks them to be discarded with whatever toxic things are in your body.
blue you're crazy. re: The Madness of King George
orange/brown/black this is not good. your body is just dumping everything. or you have lots of toxic junk in your body.
clear this is not good either. it means that you're just peeing water and all the toxic things are staying in your body due to a filter malfunction somewhere (probably kidneys or galbladder).
red this is also not good. it's also not pee. it's called your body is bleeding, run to an emergency room.
back to the lab report...that's all, folks! | 
