I'll be involved in this programme during e first, fourth and e last day.

Arrival was damn disorganised coz firstly e plane flight was delayed and this caused much inconvenience(I can't think of those now) and secondly made me not go up to e stage to deliver my opening speech which I've prepared w Ms Yong SC and went through 6537567612 times. Angry, and later I was even more angry coz e script had to be minimized to only 10% of e actual one. I felt so .

Altogether, there're 7 boys and 1 girl. E girl is under guidance by Simin!

Tell you, e indians speak PERFECT ENGLISH don't pruay pruay alright. I realised I was still unable to kick off e habit of ending most of my sentences w those Singlish. They'd this Indian accent too, by mixing words together but it sounds clear but I still couldn't grasp it though. :/ Many time I had to give pathepic replies nodding, 'Yes' and 'no'. I've to guess what they're saying.

We went conference and there I gave my speech. Woh it was a think-on-e-spot speech coz e sequence of it actually went wrong and I didn't know what else to say except, "As our Principal has just distributed e lanyards to e visiting pupils, it is our pleasure to invite our Principal, Mdm Maureen Lee to deliver her opening address. Mdm Lee, please."

Ehheh not bad right?

My lunch was beehoon plus cholli plus curry. It tasted  and I had two plates.

After that was touring them around e whole school. Brought them to many places like e Herbs Garden, classroom block, D&T block, science labs and ITC labs(from 1-5 ).

Rice dumpling festival up next. I realized we commemorate Rice Dumpling Festival in 4th June, I thought it was in mid-june or someth . I also realized that zongzi's actually done by bamboo not banana leaves . I also also realized Ketupat is done by weaving and not baking/steaming. Haha hilarious jokes yet not funny.

Off to kranji War Memorial. I embrace that place plenty. E area is measured to be about 8 or 9 of my school's field  Or even bigger, I'm bad at approximation y'knw

Irwin and I helped e Indians take a lot of photos. It seemed like, every metre or two they walked, they'd stop and take a photo. Laughlaugh, & I caught three of 'em zilian-ing! Darn funny I swear  E weather was hot but windy, weird eh? Guess there isn't much objects around so wind can travel there.

Next destination was Sungei Buloh. On e bus Irwin and I kept laughing about e tour guide. Her English was simply too odd that we, couldn't even understand sometimes, geng he kuang shi(someone translate this )  pupils from India.

Sungei Buloh trip was  coz *ahem ahem* it's my first time there(I don't know if I've been there when I was young but I don't think so). But one thing, Linda e tour guide saud it's e place for immigration of birds but I look here, look there, look down and up, and I only saw one small bird which looked like a penguin.

Speaking of penguin, lemme ask you a lame riddle

Question: Why is e penguin's front white and e back black? Give up? I know you'd man. Your last guess. Okay, answer! Cozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, penguins' hands are too short; they can only clean e front and not e back, therefore this is e colour of their body! Ahhahaha ain't that super lame and hilarious?

Later I saw this MONITOR LIZARD crawling to e small river. No big deal I know, but let me continue first. It was only 1-2 metre(s) from me, and it was a surprised and unintended thing, meant it just popped out in front of me and *gasps* I'd a fright . Hahah, I managed to take a few pictures anyway.

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P/S: I mwack e design of e rubbish bin there. Designed like some kinda box which reminds me of those when you use it for lucky draws, yaya those type!  & e toilets, they used birds to represent humans, kewl. There's even a room for mothers to change e diapers for their child. Lolel!

Went back to school after that & pupils showered. E guys bathe longer than e girl, not good. Irwin simin and I were just like bodyguards standing outside e toilets, making sure they don't get lost. Think it's not not needed, they're big enough alre right? Btw, they're all aged from 14-17.  They don't call themselves secondary 1 or 2 but grade 7-10. Like American style

Had dinner later @ guilin seafood restaurant, I left my camera on e bus so wasted!

Basically, e food's nice but there were just TOO MUCH and simin and I were hardly able to finish them together w e Indians who had really small appetites, especially e vegetarian who claimed he was full after e third plate(in total there were 6 plates I think) and e two photographers. One of them don't eat anymore after 8 and e other ate so little despite being a guy  I thought guys eat a lot right?

I wondered how e adults on e other table managed to finish eating ALL e food W/O FAIL when on e teenagers' table we were all trying hard to finish e food but apparently we can't. So in e end, we takeaway! Nice. But I don't know where e food went :\

Sat on Mr Cheng's sports car and went home via train. Saw Ada w her brother on e way to CCK. I'm anticipating Sunday(which is tomorrow) like mad. & lastly,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY THAQIF!

I know I wrote this like damn late but I wasn't able to blog for 2 days. NO SIGNAL again. I hate it. Never mind, wait for my post on Sunday then. Yongkian pwns you

Yesterday

Haha, had helllots of fun in class. First, I played Chinese Chess(I haven't touched that for years! ) w mariapariah and I won him. Keith was directing us throughout and I loathe it plenty. Shooo off man.

Second I played Concentration game w boys and girls. Not e easyeasy type like, oh you're this-name and you're that-name or oh you're no.1 and you're no.2, but e difficult type like I'm named, for example, Mr Eileen Tock/Ms Christabel Lim etcetc. In other words, we used teachers' name and played e game. Sounds offensive I(we!) know, but it's just, ah for fun.

Samuel was named 'Mary' and Janet was named 'Rajoo', hahah! Hilarious

Then I was named Mr Ong Soon Kiat and we started calling e teachers as if they're all our friends, yah e rude way, woopsy  Then chatmate and I discovered someth damn funny! E person who wins each round is always e one who started e game last. Means, Samuel started e game first, then he out alre! >< Next was Janet, sitting next to him, then e one next to him. & all e way till NIKARwife who won in the end.

 Stunned? Confused? Haha, never mind. It was always chatmate me wife who ended up winning, and either two playing haidai(seaweeedzx!) quan. I swear all of us laughed till our stomach ached.  

I can't remember what happened yesterday anymore.

Today wazzzzz OHHLALA

Darn cool, in e morning I realised I lost my tie, today was photo-taking mannn! Which was so sorely anticipated since I looked at e handbook. Luckily I didn't cut my hair before this man or else I'll look like a retard pie  People will laugh at me again. & yah, I did lose my tie, I borrowed it from maraipariah and I swear I'm gonna buy another one and NOT misplace it again. Yeepee

During e shoot was lousy. I don't like. Formal ones were so unnatural. I felt my teeth shivering and clammering seh, I think I'm not nervous or I prepared e smile for TOO LONG, lolel I think I must practise taking natural shots in future. Ohk, now e formal ones won't look nice I think. E informal one waz BETTER  I love I love. I strangled Jocelyn violently() & she turned her head back when e camera snapped(Eh annita your url! ) But I think she'll still buy that photo right? (Heyhey! Tell you, I think it'll look darn natural  Kool eh?)

After that, e class was noisy like e monkeys. I waz one of 'em too. Talked to Laura husband again! It's damn nice talking to her. Imagine two crazy folks talking, we'll burst into laughter anytime, somemore it's not e softsoft type, it's L-O-U-D! Yeh, we talked together w yiying.

Laura, can I call you chatmate husband? (love!)

I'm left removing e Google ad and e date settings before I open this bloggg officially. So far only Jocelyn Emilia Zhenyi Shaotao and Tingshan know e existence of this blog. Emilia, help me get e codes I can't seem to find it despite searching HIGH&LOW for it.

I embrace Xanga emoticons coz I can adjust e sizes and put as many as I like.

K, random. I'm doing Jiaqi's birthday present now. I'm gonna write a HANDMADE card to him to apologise for e late present. Eh relly sorry leh I think I've failed badly (times infinity) to be a welfare head. I must really plan well next time  When disappointment takes over...  

I'd better run coz I haven't bathe haven't done e pictures haven't think of ideas to write e card haven't had dinner! Ahhha, byeee  Yk pwns all of you! <3