| seriously. xanga? come on.so i dont use this. but so wesley will read it ten times here's my "thriller instincts" post: i made andrew watch women's softball. i was like "no one cares about womens sports and that sucks for women so you WATCH"
god it sucked. theyre all tiny. they pitch underhanded for god's sake. with a freaking beachball sized ball.
they probably got it at the grocery store for 30 cents out of that big cage.
i was talking about how its been sooo long since i've had diarhhea and how i dont understand why. i'm pretty much due. so i was trying to show him something on the computer and it went like this:
"oh god, i gots that rumblies in my tumblies."
"think your gonna get diarrhea?"
"hells yes! it's about time!"
"well show me the tax rebate website."
"ok. man.... its getting pretty intense."
"the internet?"
"no, my stomach, retard. its bubbly."
"fart."
"what! are you crazy?? i'm not gonna fart! what if i... (and at this point i'm laughin alot)... what if i crap my pants???"
"do it! it'll be funny!"
"no way man. sharting sucks. hahaaaaaaaahahahahaha."
so thats my quote of the day:
"sharting sucks."
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|      so this is just some of the collection i have collected whilst i was at ccbc what can i say... i'm a good note taker. so anyways. i leave you with this. my most popular comicin those two years: 
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| oh how i hate government class i threw up 80 pounds of everything this weekend i hope i throw up on that hick that talks about hooters all the time. i thought this poster by the computer at my school said "skip divided". too much thom yorke? maybe not enough! i'm bought andrew walkie talkies for valentines day. they reach up to 15 miles supposedly. i am also baking him a cake and i'll probably get him some shiggin-fried-steck cos he liks itts.// #%///////```~~~ BARF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.org |
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| [the fastest man i ever saw skipped missouri on the way to arkansas]oh winsome thought
that thought i could be
deep in your arms
but deeply free.
without concern
for what concerns me.
but the wake
and the gap
awakens me. oh winsome soul
that solely believed
unrequitted love,
the most aggrieved.
yet presently found
and unpleasantly grieved
when you love
when you shouldn't
is distress unrelieved. oh winsome heart
has heartily betrayed
its keeper and love
with the end of a blade.
all the best of plans
are plans mislaid.
and i fought
still i fight
while its digs my grave. who on earth wrote these words? must be a gay. or a brit. |
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| man i dont look ANYTHING like scarlett johansson i look like a toilet bowl. i miss wesley. |
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