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Monday, November 17, 2008

Currently
Pink Moon
By Nick Drake
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I'm not a competent man

...obviously, I would hope.

But I came across a list on msn of 100 things that a man should know how to do. I asterisked the ones I can do. I am apparently not a real man.

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Brains and charm are fine, but a real guy needs to know how to do real stuff. After months of debate among PM’s expert editors, here’s our lineup of essential skills for the competent man.

Automotive
*1. Handle a blowout (well, I'm pretty sure, though I've never actually had to yet)
*2. Drive in snow
3. Check trouble codes
*4. Replace fan belt (with pantyhose in an emergency! not sure I know how to do it for-real)
*5. Wax a car
*6. Conquer an off-road obstacle (I stand over it assertively, bare my teeth and growl, and then plant my flag on its surface)
7. Use a stick welder
8. Hitch up a trailer
*9. Jump-start a car

Emergencies
*10. Perform the Heimlich
*11. Reverse hypothermia (what about reverse hypothermia? and isn't it usually called heatstroke?)
*12. Perform hands-only CPR (wait a minute....hands-only? How do you get air into them? Seriously...I'm not sure what this one means)
13. Escape a sinking car

Home
14. Carve a turkey
*15. Use a sewing machine
*16. Put out a fire
17. Home-brew beer
*18. Remove bloodstains from fabric
*19. Move heavy stuff
*20. Grow food
21. Read an electric meter
*22. Shovel the right way
*23. Solder wire
24. Tape drywall
25. Split firewood
26. Replace a faucet washer
27. Mix concrete
*28. Paint a straight line
29. Use a French knife (um...what's a French knife?)
*30. Prune bushes and small trees
*31. Iron a shirt
*32. Fix a toilet tank flapper
33. Change a single-pole switch
*34. Fell a tree
35. Replace a broken windowpane
*36. Set up a ladder, safely
37. Fix a faucet cartridge
38. Sweat copper tubing
*39. Change a diaper
*40. Grill with charcoal
*41. Sew a button on a shirt
*42. Fold a flag

Medical
*43. Treat frostbite
*44. Treat a burn
*45. Help a seizure victim
*46. Treat a snakebite
*47. Remove a tick

Military Know-How
48. Shine shoes
*49. Make a drum-tight bed
50. Drop and give the perfect pushup

Outdoors
51. Run rapids in a canoe
*52. Hang food in the wild
53. Skipper a boat
54. Shoot straight
55. Tackle steep drops on a mountain bike
*56. Escape a rip current

Survival
*57. Build a fire in the wilderness
*58. Build a shelter
*59. Find potable water

Surviving Extremes
60. Floods
*61. Tornados
*62. Cold
*63. Heat
*64. Lightning

Teach Your Kids
*65. Cast a line
*66. Lend a hand
*67. Change a tire
68. Throw a spiral (I'll NEVER be able to do this one....argggghhh)
69. Fly a stunt kite
*70. Drive a stick shift
*71. Parallel park
72. Tie a bowline
73. Tie a necktie
74. Whittle
*75. Ride a bike

Technology
76. Install a graphics card
*77. Take the perfect portrait
78. Calibrate HDTV settings
79. Shoot a home movie
80. Ditch your hard drive

Master These Key Workshop Tools
*81. Drill driver
82. Grease gun
83. Coolant hydrometer
*84. Socket wrench
85. Test light
86. Brick trowel
*87. Framing hammer
*88. Wood chisel
89. Spade bit
*90. Circular saw
91. Sledge hammer
*92. Hacksaw
*93. Torque wrench
94. Air wrench
95. Infrared thermometer
96. Sand blaster
*97. Crosscut saw
98. Hand plane
99. Multimeter
100. Feeler gauges


Sunday, November 02, 2008

Psalm 51

I don't know who these girls are, but I like this.



Monday, October 27, 2008

Currently Listening
Seven Swans
By Sufjan Stevens
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Tension, Pulse

I am enamored with the minor second interval.

 

Sufjan Stevens’ song Seven Swans has riveted my attention since the first time I heard it a few years ago. A song of praise, but a weird one; filled with strange, historic/prophetic images and a declaration of God’s irresistible pursuit of his own. I drew much comfort from it when I received some devastating news about a year and a half ago, and it still takes me immediately to a place of quiet submission in my heart.

 

Musically, it frustrates me, simply because I can’t sing it all by myself. When the chorus arrives with “He is the Lord,” you hear first one high note, and then a voice holds it while a second voice descends a minor second, before proceeding on to the minor third below. It’s that spot in the middle, the second against the held note, that contains incredible beauty.

 

Notes that close together aren’t supposed to sound pretty to Western ears. They clash – the sound waves fight each other, much like putting a bright pink against an orange-er bright pink.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But there’s another effect, and I once had a friend explain it as the kind of feeling when you let your eyes wander close to the sun, catching a glorious shimmer that’s just a little too painful to look at directly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think part of the reason the sound is so precious to me is that it evokes the same gut reaction that comes from holding the betrayal of the broken world and the utter trustworthiness of God in the same thought. It hurts; it grates against the harmony we tend to seek; but if I can stay still and not shy away, the tension shimmers.

 

That aural shimmer is a jagged rhythm as the ear bounces back and forth, trying to settle on one of the tones; an oscillation that is a hyper amplification of another interesting musical detail that has been delighting me in the song. The title of the song is repeated many times in the second half of the piece, overlaying the above-described chorus, and the three S’s in the enunciated phrase “Seven SwanS” hit each of the three steady beats of the measure. S, itself, is an unsettling sound – irregular, almost a whistle, air escaping through the teeth without a note from the voicebox to warm it up. Sufjan could have let the last S in “swans” slide into the beginning of the next word, but it would have undone the reassuring pulse that he sets up with those two simple words. The tempo that flows out of it is just at the rate of my normal breathing pattern.

 

This marriage of unsettled tension and stabilizing pulse feels like life, feels like faith, feels like being small and not fully understanding but merely being instead.

 

Oh Lord, my heart is not lifted up;

My eyes are not raised too high for me.

I do not think on things too great or marvelous

Or matters too difficult for me.

But I have calmed a quieted my soul,

Like a weaned child with its mother is my soul within me.

 

(This Waterdeep version of Psalm 131, quoted above, also makes effective use of the minor second – the repeated two highest notes of the piano accompaniment, as well as in a lot of the melodic ornamentation.)

 

 


Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Currently Reading
Lily's Crossing (Yearling Newberg)
By Patricia Reilly Giff
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Inside-Voice Advice Column

All of them, questions put to me recently.

Q. My cat is fat. What do I do? (asked by a sweet little lady)
A. Buy a hamster ball and put a hamster in it, in front of the cat.

Q. My cat is fat. What do I do? (asked by a sweet little lady who couldn't remember she already asked)
A. Starve it.

Q. What day is today? (asked by another sweet little lady with chronological awareness issues)
A. Starve The Cat Day.

Q. The girl scouts are here. Could you give me a call and let me know why? (asked by a coworker who worked later than me)
A. They are here for Your Soul. Too bad I got the message too late. They like a good fight.

Q. Are those shoes uncomfortable? (asked by a scary man outside the library, eyeing my heels and skirt ugh ugh ugh)
A. They are uncomfortable if I apply them to your person LIKE SO.


Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Currently Reading
The Year of Living Biblically: One Man's Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible
By A. J. Jacobs
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Surprises

I wore a dirndl yesterday, for work. Also was woken at 3:30 a.m. with a crisis phone call. I thought I would not do these things after I left my old job!

I cannot begin to explain what a beautiful experience it is to work with a group of senior citizens whose outlook is generally grateful and celebratory. There are grouches and humbugs, but they are drowned out by those who have had good, long lives, and whose hearts are still humble and fun-loving and clinging to the Lord even when their minds are fraying around the edges. They serve me.



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