man o man....today has been full of random sheeeet.  i wake up early at the crack of dawn to go to the gym...it was a nice cool day...but for some reason i was sweating like a fatboy...so on the way to the gym i decide to roll down my windows and open my sunroof...pumpin that bounce....ready to get BOUT IT BOUT IT.......then BOOM....fking goose/bird/duck...whatever it was shit on my fucken head...and boy was that shit hot....literally...i was an angry mothasuckaaa....so i go running into my apt cursing up a flippin storm...... man, bird shit is RANK...neway...i went to go shower to get the shit out my hair....as im finishing up grooming myself......i see few cheek furs (hahahhahahaha) on my face so i decide to gracefully shave my cheeks and head to the gym....i see a girl i know later on..and she goes..hey why do you have blush on??  o.O. what the fuck right??  i go to the bathroom..only to see my cheeks are bright red from razor burn.  fucken great.....maybe horoscopes are right....my horoscope of the day told me to stay in.  HAPPY TUESDAY BIAATCHES. 

btw wtf is up with the weather...why is it flurrying?  BOOSHIT

----------------------------EDIT-----------------------------------------------LOL FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

hakuzin: you wanna hear a fkn funny story
eshin53: what?
hakuzin: dude
hakuzin: (someones name)
hakuzin: is like
hakuzin: ok go deposit 30 bucks on this webcam site?
hakuzin: and ill give u 30 back
hakuzin: cause he gets 50
hakuzin: for anyone he gets on there
hakuzin: so he makes 20
hakuzin: andi get a free web cam
hakuzin: so ya
hakuzin: i get on there
eshin53: k and?
hakuzin: and im getting a web cam with this one asian chick right
eshin53: LOL
hakuzin: and then like my money runs out so im like wtf
eshin53: LOL
hakuzin: ill just deposit more this is kinda fun
eshin53: k and?
hakuzin: so i put another 30 on
hakuzin: and i cant find the asian chick i was with
hakuzin: so i find this white chick
hakuzin: and we start talking
hakuzin: and shes rubbin her boobs
hakuzin: and talking to me
hakuzin: shes like oh baby so what would u like
hakuzin: and im like get off for me baby
hakuzin: and then she pulls down her thong
hakuzin: and a fkn cock whips out
hakuzin: IM LIKE WHHHAAAAAAAAT
hakuzin: i just like sit there like wtf?>!?
hakuzin: fkn tranny
hakuzin: i accidentally hit a fkn tranny
hakuzin: omg
hakuzin: she / he had a fkn boner too
hakuzin: god
eshin53: LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
eshin53: LOOOOOOOOOOOL
eshin53: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
eshin53: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
eshin53: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
eshin53: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
hakuzin: OMFOMFOMGOMFMOFOMGMOGOMFMOGOMGoffm
hakuzin: dude
eshin53: HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
hakuzin: full blown tranny boner
hakuzin: IM LIKE WTF IS THAT YOU SICK BITCH
hakuzin: and closed the window
hakuzin: but while i was closing it
hakuzin: shes like "whats wrong baby in a feminine voice"
hakuzin: wanted to vomit
hakuzin: she got off
eshin53: lol
hakuzin: with a boner
hakuzin: i was probably
eshin53: LOL
hakuzin: the only fucker
hakuzin: that ever asked for a private showing
eshin53: LOL
hakuzin: shes like whoa whoa
hakuzin: a guy wants to see my dick?
hakuzin: \nice
eshin53: LOOOOOOOOOL
hakuzin: popped a boner like instantly

my parents own a deli...and my dad got the brilliant idea to make donggassuh as their lunch special.  he didn't know how to translate it on the menu...so he translated donggassuh to MONEY GAS.  the menu read...TODAYS'S SPECIAL....MONEY GAS!!!  ...wtf? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.  don(MONEY)....gas (GAS)...uh. POOOOOOOHAHHAHA.  whats poppin folks?

******* (3:26:04 AM): dude im laughing at my own jokes

******* (3:26:05 AM): god im a faggoty

eshin53 (3:26:08 AM): so are you going to the  Halloween party?

******* (3:26:49 AM): i would dress up as eric shin and get all teh guys

******* (3:26:50 AM): i mean

******* (3:26:51 AM): leadies

eshin53 (3:26:52 AM): u fuck nasty fuck

******* (3:26:57 AM): ladies

eshin53 (3:26:57 AM): i get all the boys in the barn bitch

eshin53 (3:26:58 AM): eat dick

******* (3:27:00 AM): hahahah

******* (3:27:11 AM): and they're like its better than yours?

eshin53 (3:27:15 AM): lol

eshin53 (3:27:16 AM): hahhahaha

******* (3:27:19 AM): i can teach you but id have to charge

eshin53 (3:27:24 AM): ...

eshin53 (3:27:25 AM): wow

eshin53 (3:27:26 AM): u know the song

eshin53 (3:27:27 AM): fag

******* (3:27:31 AM): LOOOL

******* (3:27:37 AM): hahaha im laughing out loud so hard

******* (3:27:42 AM): i hope my roomate doesnt think im a queer

******* (3:27:51 AM): i should take my pants off and walk around with a sock around my dick

******* (3:28:01 AM): american pie style

eshin53 (3:28:03 AM): LOL

eshin53 (3:28:04 AM): HAHAHHAH

******* (3:28:06 AM): hahahahahha

******* (3:28:10 AM): OMg stop making me alugh

******* (3:28:10 AM): god

eshin53 (3:28:19 AM): LOLOLOL

eshin53 (3:30:46 AM): im gonna go smoke

ehin53 (3:33:23 AM): brb

eshin53 (3:33:24 AM): smoke

******* (3:33:42 AM): k skank

eshin53 (3:36:59 AM): shaddup ho

eshin53 (3:37:03 AM): get off my McNuggets

******* (3:37:18 AM): is that a 5 piece

******* (3:37:20 AM): or a 20 piece?

eshin53 (3:37:45 AM): lol

eshin53 (3:37:51 AM): i don't know

eshin53 (3:37:53 AM): supersized

eshin53 (3:37:54 AM): biatch

******* (3:37:56 AM): dude

******* (3:38:01 AM): you got supersized nuggets?

******* (3:38:05 AM): elephantitis?

******* (3:38:06 AM): ew

eshin53 (3:38:09 AM): LOL

******* (3:38:11 AM): do you sit on ur balls

******* (3:38:17 AM): like one of those rubber balls in teh gym

******* (3:38:27 AM): and then bounce to class

eshin53 (3:38:31 AM): HAHAHHAHAHHAHA

******* (3:38:40 AM): dude no wonder

******* (3:38:46 AM): you gotta release some sperm somehow for letting all that free ass pass by. 

******* (3:38:50 AM): i swear i think your gay sometimes.  how do you hold yourself back when the bitch is asking to get banged?

eshin53 (3:38:55 AM): LOL.  its called being a nice dude.  fuck off...go get your ass waxed or something fag.

******* (3:39:00 AM): LOL. 

******* (3:39:04 AM): dude i wish

eshin53 (3:39:09 AM): lol

******* (3:39:10 AM): my arms are nice and trimmed though

******* (3:39:12 AM): so dont worry

eshin53 (3:39:16 AM): ....

******* (3:39:17 AM): and my pubic region for the ladies

eshin53 (3:39:20 AM): u trimmed yours arms? LOLOL YOU FAG.

******* (3:39:30 AM): no

******* (3:39:35 AM): it hasnt grown back yet

eshin53 (3:40:49 AM): suuuuuuuuuure.  shit is going on xanga.

******* (3:48:29 AM): OMFG keep it anonymous for crying out loud.
eshin53 (3:49:33 AM): LOLOLOLOL

POOOOOOOOHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA.

oh yeah someone forced me to make myspace and she didn't even subscribe to my myspace........so i have three random myspace friends....the cool thing is i got some randoms asking to be my friend......and they left me these messages...

comment #1:  hey ! wow .. thats really sad how no one commented you even though you only have 3 friends .. you should get more friends :) <33

comment #2:  This guy is the biggest sack of shit on the planet.

camping was fun.  i think the highlight of the trip was james.  james had to write his name with his bare ass....and it was clenched THE WHOLE TIME.   then someone had to lick his nipple...and he flexed his chest...THE WHOLE TIME.  this is my best friend. what a moron. HAHAHAHHAA.

we got a lil bonfire going on.  we mastered the art of making crucial ssssssmores.

we played this flicking game.  steve is the master at this game.  he has the shortest and most fattest vienna sausage fingers i've ever seen/felt in my life.  james got better.  he has the "claw"  if u see in this picture his pinky finger doesn't fully extend and he shoves it in your eye after he flicks you. 

payback feels good BIAAAAAAAAAATCH.

before rafting.

more pictures will come i guess? once kyu or whoever gets the other camera developed. 

FIRST OFF CONGRATS TO MY NIGGA KAREN JEUN. MY SISTA FROM ANOTHA MISTA ON HER ENGAGEMENT.

no more playing.  i gotta get my shit done.  saturday/sunday we went to ac.  got up to 1200 in roulette and almost lost it all .  i blame james.  what bad luck.  sunday karen forced us to eat crabs.  it was a fucking seafood warzone.  i got fucked on by ketchup, crab eyes, crab shit, crab penis. 

newho i just thought of a random question.  why do people use those american scrubber thingamajiggy's.   i mean what happen to the good ol` nylon korean shit that makes u feel good and clean.  the soft scrubbers just get people like steve youn all horny in the shower. HAHAHHAHAA.   newho here are some pictures. have a great week playas and playettes.

@ the crabshit house

chris:  OMFG KAREN SMELLS LIKE DONKEY SHIT.  PEEEEEEEEEYEWWWWWW.

DUNNO. YEAH.

KAREN BEING A FUCKTARD AND STEVE.....UMM YEAH.

FIRST AND LAST NORMAL PIC OF KAREN AND ERIC.

RYAN'S WIFEY AND HIM.  WHAT A GOOD COUPLE : D