Today is Sunday. I have no plans, except trying to sleep. I went to bed at midnight and I work up again at 2. I've been awake for over six hours and I have taken two sleeping pills and they do not work. The doctor gave them to me and told me they would work, but so far nothing.

I worked at the Thunder play offs on Friday, and channel ten was there and they wanted to get shots of the merchandise and I moved away from the stand to make sure my ass wasn't in the picture, but needless to say the bitches came back during an intermission, and took a shot of me selling shit, so my whale of a ass was on TV on Friday night. I wanted to go find the blonde bitch that took the footage and shove her huge microphone up her ass. I didn't want to be on TV for a reason. I have already gained too much tucking baby weight, and I am trying to avoid being seen by too many people I know. Then that bitch snuck back to the stand and shot my big fat belly hanging over the merchandise. My mom told me it looked like I was hiding a large watermelon under my cloths. Oh well. Hopefully there is such a thing as Karma, and when that woman looks her fattest, she will have to show it all to the entire city of Wichita!!! HAHAHAH

I have less then a month until I must pass this watermelon through myself. I am looking forward to getting it out of me, but part of me wants it to stay inside for ever. I don't want to have to clean up someone else shit. I already have to serve enough people, now I really am going to have to jump when the baby tells me to. The baby says waaaaa, I pop out the boob and tell it to shut up, if that doesn't work then I have to its change dipper, and if it still doesn't shut the beggar up, then I give it to the dad!!, or the grandma!!

Every time I have a pain, I pray it is a contraction. I'm not really sure what a real contraction feels like but apparently when it happens I will know. My body has decided to retain all the water it wants and if I stand up for a while, my feet will eventually look like a hobbits foot. I think its funny. Its not attractive, but who's trying to be. If I could hide behind a large rock and only show my fact I would have about a 1/4 of a chance of being successful. But with out the rock its about 1/1,000 of a chance.

Well if anyone ever feels like hanging out, give me a call. I only go to school, and sit around the house. So I am available pretty much all of the time. Unless I'm in bed, then you wont be able to get me up for nothing. Well I am going to go eat some breakfast, then give it one last attempt to go back to bed.

If anyone ever wants to contact me call 371-8459 it is my new number, well not too new, but most likely no one has it. Adios.

Stephanie