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Name: Krislyn
Country: United States
State: Washington
Metro: Olympia
Birthday: 8/27/1982
Gender: Female
Interests: I love me some video games....secret fetish for adult toys...naw just playin....video games....yes yes yes video games...
Expertise: smart ass and prankster
Occupation: Supervisory
Industry: Entertainment
Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
Member Since:
11/9/2005
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| My life should be a sit-comAs ya'll know, I have tatoos. Unbeknownst to my father but beknownst to everyone else. Well recently at my little brother's little league district championship game (hate to brag but they took 2nd...otay I'll full on brag...HAHAHAHAHA!) my dear ol pops spotted the one on my wrist. First he yelled, "WHATS THAT ON YOUR WRIST?!?" So I showed him. He said Please tell me that washes off, go in the bathroom and scrub it off. When he realized it was permanent, he said "I DON'T KNOW YOU ANYMORE!" Well, in a glorious comical moment like that, I had to tell him about my other one right! So I told him that's not even the biggest one on me, and about 5 minutes later, he yells "YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE?!?" So I showed him the one on my back. He said OH MY GOD KRISLYN! Then another 5 minutes later he said Lemme see that again! I swear this whole thing had me in tears I was laughin sooo hard! Now everytime I see him, he scans me for more tatoos saying that I better not get anymore! Its soo funny. Anywho thats me. LATA SUCKAS! | | |
| A Month Later....Yeah so it's a month later(actually more) and I'm updating. Don't know what to update about, but hey, atleast yous guys know that I'm still living and being the wonderful pain in the ass that you all know me and despise me for! Anywho, it's you-don't-know-who's-birthday tomorrow. Yeah he hates me but that's otay cuz it's somewhat mutual at this point. MY JEN JEN IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! Yeay! This summer is gonna be so freaking crazy! We go to Oklahoma in 3 months! Oh man, i is soooo excited! Well that's it from me, There ya go jen jen you got ur freakin update....  LATA SUCKAS! | | |
| Something to make you fall into a giggle coma....It takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one: a reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in their jobs.
After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet,” which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.
By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.
P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
And the best one for last
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel . Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget | | |
| We're all the same color when you turn out the lights...Otay, here's the plan Stan. Turns out I might be driving to Pullman after I get off work on Thursday. I hope I can do it. 6 hour drive I believe. Oh well, I'll play it by ear to see how it goes. Well that's it from me, LATA SUCKAS! | | |
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Soooooo.......I am having an awesome year so far! I have managed to adhere to my strict New Year's resolution (no more energy drinks....
), I saw my baby,(4 days is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to long...
), seen a hilarious movie,(can it lunchbox....
). Let's just say if the year keeps going this way 2007 is gonna be heaven (
)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
