xanga is such a good place to whinge.
like i have a stomach full of complains and no one to talk to. this is just the perfect place.
myth01: strata does all the pests control in the whole building.
fact01: strata is the only one who does the pests control in your living area.
myth02: the carpet takes care of itself
fact02: the vacuum cleaner comes out in the middle of the night by itself, switches itself to silence mood and cleans the living area in the house.
myth03: all oil marks and stains in the kitchen evaporates into thin air and never stick to the surfaces and walls.
fact03: the perfect coordination between the wet towels work constantly to catch all the oil that may potentially splatter out of the pots while frying.
myth04: all pots and dishes were able to clean themselves after each dinning and cooking
fact 04: sauces and food remains never stick to any part of kitchen ware from the beginning of meal preparation
myth05: the rubbish bin empties itself and cleans itself after each day.
fact 05: rubbish was never present. in fact, whenever rubbish is created, it evaporates itself into the air with one minute
myth06: shoes gets put back onto the shelves after each use
fact06: they walk themselves up each level on the shelf.
myth07: cloths and towels cleans themselves.
fact07: no they don't just clean themselves. they reach up for the detergent and jump into the washing machine, clean themselves and grab the hanger out to get themselves dried. and then there's of course the best part where you see them putting the hanger back into the storage and get themselves back into the drawers piling up neat and tidy.
myth08: dust accumulated in the house flies back to where they come from.
fact08: my compliments to the silent vacuum cleaner which works in the middle of the night
myth09: dishes and containers moves themselves back into the shelves neat and tidy.
fact09: dishes and containers where never used for food presentation and storage.
myth10: the washing machine cleans itself every time after use.
fact10: the washing machine is embedded with a powerful chemical which melts always all the remains of dusts and detergent after each use. and needless to say it has the silent self cleaning property just like the vaccuum cleaner
myth11: in-built by meriton, all lights around the estate have automatic sensor to turn on only when there is human activity in the area
fact11: lights are embedded with microcomputer chips and turns themselves on and off randomly. however empirical evidence up to date shows it exhibites a pattern which optimizes the source of light while reducing energy usage.
myth12: doors and windows in the house closes itself and fixes itself if they fail to close and lock properly.
fact12: doors and windows are burgular-proof and has automatic sensors to only allow entry for registered residents into the premises.
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