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Sunday, August 10, 2008

  • Limitations

    <p><center><b><u>Limitations</u></b></center></p> <p><u>Disclaimer:</u> BLEACH is the intellectul property of Tite Kubo and all other affiliated producers. I make no profit off this work of fiction.</p> <p><u>Summary:</u> It is a little known fact that the youong Kurosaki Ichigo was weak in body. It was not until the death of Kurosaki Masaki that the boy began to strive in earnest to overcome that particular handicap, and effort in which he was wildly successful. Seven years later, Ichigo would return from Hueco Mundo, having successfully rescued Inoue Orihime from Aizen's fortress of Las Noches to discover his father waiting at the door with devestating news. His efforts as a substitute shinigami was undoing all the progress he had made, and was speeding the deterioratation of his human body. As a result, he was dying.</p> <p><b><center>Prologue</center></b></p> <p>Kurosaki Ichigo was only the slightest bit concerned when his human body started slowing down, becoming easily fatigued at even the slightest exertions, leaving him short of breath, exhausted, and aching all over. He first noticed the changes in his movements little more than a month after he first met Kuchiki Rukia, but never thought much of it, attributing the stiffness and fatigue to having to readjust after spending a time out of his body.</p> <p>The first real sign Ichigo had of something being terribly wrong, was towards the end of his training with the Vaizards to control his Hollow. Upon re-entry of his body, Ichigo immediately found himself the victim of a heavy coughing fit, the end of which left him short of breath, and aching all over as his blood seemed to turn to sludge in his veins.</p> <p>Ichigo had no time to dwell on this development as Inoue Orihime was kidnapped by Aizen, and Ichigo wasted no time in leading Sado Yasutora and Ishida Urryuu into Hueco Mundo, determined to rescue their friend. The orange haired teen would never realize that the Vaizards had been concerned by his coughing fit, and had taken those concerns to Urahara, who relayed those concerns and his own suspicions to Isshin, which drove the former Shinigami Captain to perform a thorough examination of his son's abandoned body, only to make a startling discovery. Ichigo would never realize until after his return that his many brushes with death up till now, had nothing to do with lack of strength or experience on his part, but was linked to his father's discovery.</p> <p>In short, Ichigo's life would never be the same again...</p>
  • Absent Minded

    I've been a guest at so many social functions that today, when I ended up as Hostess, I totally bombed it. I'm so used to the designation of "guest" that I neglected to review my responsibilities should I ever find myself carrying the designation "Hostess" unexpectedly, which happened today. An old friend of mom's came over. Auntie's daughter and I used to play together as children, and Cindy and I have not actively spoken or seen each other in almost ten years. Now, the smart thing to do when a guest arrives unexpectedly is to immediately get up and start making tea while mom entertains, but I forgot and started cleaning instead. I didn't even think about tea until Auntie left. --facepalm-- My stupidity knows no bounds.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

  • Kewl~!

    We just had an earthquake! XD 5.4 I think. It was so damned cool to see the sign shaking, and there was the fact that we're always told to duck and cover and we were all just sitting there looking around and laughing and going, omg, thas so kewl! And then afterward, people came spilling outta the buildings and you see the security guys doing their jobs, which is a surprise considering that normally they are either standing around bored, chitchattin or sleeping in stead of patrolling and shit. XD Earthquakes are so kewl sometimes, and the entire network onnection just went down, and after it went back up, my mom was all "OMFG! are you ok? why didn't you call me?! I was so worried!!!!!!!111!!!!1!!!!11!!!!!" XD This is the first earthquake that I have ever experienced away from home. ^^ Aint life grand? XD

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

  • What sort of fucking idiot in their right minds wouold throw a fucking hissy fit over a single cup of coffee? I'll give you a hint,. the sex is female and they are old. If you guessed senile old woman called grandmothers, then you are damned fucking right.



Wednesday, July 09, 2008

  • Teaser

    A quick peek into BLEACHed Elements before it officially comes out in 19 days, 18 if you don't count today...

    The door opened and several papers at the top of a particularly tall stack shifted from the draft. Ichigo absently put his hand on top of the papers to keep them from flying away as he opened the file and flipped through the papers. The door closed with the quiet click of the lock sliding into place.

    "Well?" Ichigo said without looking up after a brief moment of silence, "What do you want?"

    The person who entered said nothing. A moment passed, and Ichigo, wary of the silence, shifted several papers and discreetly opened a hidden drawer in the desk to reveal a small hand gun which was hidden from the line of sight of whomevemer was at the door by a stack of files.

    "Listen," the deathberry said, "I don't have time to fool around, so if you have to say something to me, spit it out, if you're not here on business, get out."

    And yet more silence. Ichigo's frown deepened, and he masked his reaching for the gun with the movement of dropping a file into his outbox. He rose to his feet as his hand closed around the gun, and jumped as a pale hand came into his line of vision and grabbed his wrist in a firm, but gentle grip.

    "Now," a smooth baritone said, "you wouldn't really shoot your own husband, would you?"

    Ichigo looked up for the first time since the other man entered the office in surprise. "Byakuya!"

    The noble arched a brow in question.

    "Geez!" Ichigo let go of the gun and dropped back into his chair. "You scared the heck out of me!"

    The noble's lips twitched. "That's why you look up when someone walks in."

    Ichigo chuckled and covered his face with his free hand as Byakuya released the captured wrist.

    ~*~*~*~

    Byakuya said calmly, “As you cannot seem to take proper care of yourself, it falls to those who know better to take care of you. And your parents have every right to be worried. You have been the target of three separate assassination attempts in the past week alone, and the most recent one would have been successful had Abarai not accidentally knocked you over while horsing about with Madarame.”

    “An accident for which I have never been more grateful,” Ichigo said, “especially since it saved my life.”

    “Abarai still has the bullet you know,” Byakuya said. “Apparently he wants it to commemorate his first time getting shot.”

    Ichigo shuddered. “That man is insane. Getting shot is not a good thing and he wants a souvenir to commemorate it?”

    “Likewise, he think you are insane,” Byakuya said lightly. “”Abarai cannot comprehend how anyone can sit in an office and deal with paperwork for as long as you do and not so much as fidget. To our understanding, most human teenagers are very easily distracted.”

    Ichigo blinked. “I think that is the most I have ever heard you say since our wedding night.”

    Byakuya cleared his throat and looked away. “I have no idea what you are talking about,” he said sternly.

    ~*~*~*~

    “Ladies and gentlemen,” a dark haired woman clad in the uniform of the Elements, said, “We are all aware that the Japanese Prime Minister’s son was recently assassinated. Prime Minister Takada merely allowed his own grief to consume him. The Prime Minister’s actions are not indicative of all Japanese people’s tendencies. It could have happened to anyone.”

    “Be that as it may!” another man dressed in a military uniform barked, “That does not change the fact that the Japanese attacked a roomful of delegates unprovoked.”

    “This again,” Ichigo said calmly, rising from his seat, “You have succeeded in repeating the same thing over and over since this meeting began. Please calm down, or are you looking for a reason to break off the unification process and start another war?”

    ~*~*~*~

    Hitsugaya sighed. “Kurosaki must be beating himself up over this,” the younger captain said, “After all that work to keep a war from breaking out three months ago, only to have it break out now, over an assassination…”

    “Things are getting more complicated,” Byakuya agreed, “And Kurosaki in particular will be fighting two wars at once…”

    ~*~*~*~

    “I’m sorry,” Ichigo said. “I couldn’t preserve the peace that you wanted so badly…”

    The room was silent but for the steady beating of the heart monitor.

    ~*~*~*~

    The shinigami were gathered in the living room of the Kurosaki family discussing the war that had broken out in the human war, and the difficulties that would come from it. A light footstep on the stairwell silenced the eight soul reapers and the silence was tense as Kurosaki Karin appeared at the foot of the stairs.

    "Ichi-nii was just called to an emergancy conference in Argentina," the dark haired Kurosaki said quietly.

    The news did not surprise the shinigami. They had known from the moment news of the war had gotten out that Ichigo would be called away at the most random of times.

    "Please," Karin said, lifting determined eyes to the shinigami, "Teach me how to be a shinigami so I can fight in Ichi-nii's place!"