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nike+ ipod thingy

Today, Nike announced that buyers of the Nike+iPod Sports Kit have logged over 1 million miles in the 10 weeks since the product's launch.  That may seem like a lot, but over 450,000 have been sold.  Dividing miles run by number of units, that is equal to a little over 2 miles run per person.  Whoop-de-freakin-do!  Nike, take one of your sport kits and put it up your ass.  I'm tired of you shitting stuff out and calling it worthwhile.

the dark knight

The new Batman movie, The Dark Knight, slated for a 2008 release, has Heath Ledger playing The Joker.  Come on!  That is the worst character placement since Hugo Weaving (Agent Smith) was picked to play Elrond in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.  I'm sorry, but you can't go from being a bad guy to a good guy, or vice versa.  Look at the fall of Kevin Bacon's career after he started playing "bad guy" roles.  The Hollowman?  Come on, one of the worst movies ever.  Heath Ledger just seems so incredibly out of place as The Joker.  Maybe it's just me.

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