| after many years of indecision, i have concluded that i prefer crunchy peanut butter.
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| i put a pencil in my hair because i didn't have any other place to set it. i completely forgot about it until a few hours later when i glanced at myself in a mirror. |
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| it is terribly disappointing to unload half of the dishwasher before realizing that someone has stopped it it the middle and you must everything back.
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| i very nearly answered the phone yesterday, "hello, this is harry."
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| i think i'm allergic to cleaning. it makes my nose run.
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