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I got a kickass jobby!  Anthropologie on the Plaza. Man i love that place.  

Also i am taking Business Law at UMKC, so that stuff should keep me semi-

busy for the summer.  Its good to see everyone again.  Its fun to see what

people have made of themselves at this mid-college inbetween phase....to see

how people have grown...what they are learning.  In some cases its funny to

see how people who used to take themselves way too seriously have had a

rude awakening.  Ah life happens....we knew it would.  (keli literally steps out

of the box she had been sitting in for hours....quickly stretches, grabs the

microphone and begins to pace the stage)  It's easy to bitch, but with the

right perspective, its really easy to see how fucking fantastic the world really

is.  I certainly can not complain. My friends kickass and my family kicks even

more.  It's been a hell of a run so far...and if i die tomorrow, i will have lived

an amazingly blessed life.  not that i have any plans for fatality...just a thought. 

Sometimes you gotta step out of the box...especially when your life is pretty

complicated and involved, such as mine at the moment.  Things are more

simple than they seem, especially for us overanalyzers...oh yes...a shout out to

you all. 

So...here i am, just living each day to the fullest....enjoying the good, and

learning from the bad.

mkay, now lemme just hop back into this here box, never realized how small it is....

my favorite word is still poop.

kel

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man o man.   it is about summer o'clock.  two more weeks!  BAM!  yeah, who signed me up for this schedule because i wanna do bad things to them.  oh yeah i did this to myself.  yeah....i just thought....hey, how's aboot i sign up for all really really hard classes because that would be the best idea yet. 

so, single again.  hmm....starting to feel good.  I like this, but i really don't like dating.  i don't see the point in going on an interveiw with someone who is completely trying to impress you the whole time.  my ideal date would be to sit down and say, "hey...so, these are my flaws......i always always fall asleep at movies, especially when they are rented......when a dog gets hurt in a movie i completely freak out and either run out of the movie theatre or hit things or people or people's things..."  and so on (oh yes, there is much more).   once you figure out what is wrong with each other....then, before any emotions are attached, you decide if you could live with that set of flaws....and go from there.  yeah, so that's what i am doing on my next date.....haha hope he likes me, hahahaha!!

but that will be many many moons from now

kel                           i

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hey.......how ya doin' big guy?..........you want a soda?   huh?   oh screw it, i tried.  well greek week skit finally happened.  i have been putting waaaay too much time into this....but it turned out to be really really funny, so hey....man what a funny script....its cool to have something to be so proud of.  i mean hey, who can beat Braveheart meets Office Space.  If you didn't come see it, you should have me email you the script....its a party.

now i have to be a student again for the next few weeks and then, i think i am gonna work at anthropologie on the plaza....i'm freaking excited.  i can not wait until summer.   i can just smell it now......mmm......limonade..........pop rocks........pet rocks.........granite.   yep, that's summer.

oh yeah....nathan and i broke up.   and that picture of that man giving the bird....that's my dad.  who wants to go fishin?

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(the one e-prop policy still applies)

HEY!  How's aboot i give a few shout outs to a couple of my xanga dogs!  Because that is what i do today.  WASSUP......Carl, my big sister-- k to the collins, big beak o'riley, both of my redheaded sexified life experts, Jamie--my favorite highschooling, nondrooling hip hopper, tammy the toad, nastynatedogg2times, ned nicklejew, Killer, and of course danmarr with his sidekick, jimmy the penguin!!  Hey guys!!  Sorry if i left you out....but i only had three minutes to live.......and this is how i spent it.

no, but seriously mans, feel FREE to leave just one e-prop..............because lets face it......i did not earn that extra prop here today...and i don't want any of your "sympathy e-props".   im sick of em', so JUST LEAVE ONE

LOVE-----keli lynn