Currently Reading Marvel 1602 By Neil Gaiman see related

Colbert/Norris '08

I was scanning an article about McCain rejects televangelist John Hagee's endorsement and saw this quote from McCain:

"I condemn remarks that are, in any way, viewed as anti-anything."

If I understand that correctly then he condemns being anti-anything, so therefore using Bascom's Third Law of Reversalism, he supports being pro-everything. Well shucks, that's just too permissive for me. I'd like the man I vote for to at least be anti-cannibalism or anti-blind toddlers driving school buses or anti-National No Deoderant Day or anything, something. Come on.

Seriously though, what kind of pansy-ass statement is that? Weak Johnny, really weak.

Currently Listening Under the Influence of Giants By Under the Influence of Giants see related

Blasphemy!

I thought it would be wise to make a few comments on religion, since that is what I want to do right now. A lot of discussion happens regarding why exactly God hates the world. (We must of course operate from the well-known and generally believed\ assumption that God does in fact hate the world). Why do cute puppies die? Why is genocide not carried out on North Dakotans? Why on earth did Chris Gaines ever make an album? Why do Heely's exist? All of these unanswerable questions point to God thoroughly hating all of us on the globe. I never could figure out why. Sure I thought it was likely that The esteemed Mr. Fred Phelps of godhatesfags.com had it right and I was fairly certain that it was mostly the Jews fault. Until tonight. Tonight I found the answer I was seeking. Never before have I been so repulsed and disgusted in my 20 some odd years as a Christian. Here it is fellow humans. Here is the reason:

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

Yes. That is happening. They are 61% complete. The projected completion date, a little known December 12, 2012. Seem fishy? I think not.

Now, in the words of Aristotle, "The more he looked inside, the more Piglet wasn't there." Nicomachean Ethics, 1928.

Cheers,

The Ignoble Edward

 Cuiusvis hominis est errare, nullius nisi insipientis in errore perseverare.

also

tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito.

finally

Mea navis aëricumbens anguillis abundat.

Have a wonderful time.

-Eddy

Currently Listening Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street Deluxe - Complete Edition see related

"Rabble rabble rabble vegetarian." - My Mom

When I should be homeworking I am doing this nonsense.

Make sense to me again, oh world, ye vast and unintelligible beast.

Enjoy for you the pictures I make!

Schuyler and I gettin' our broccoli on! What what! Holla atcha boy! I am so freaking adorable.

Contemplating the mysteries of the universe. Also, I'm thinking about what the brown mushy substance I am sitting in might possibly be. Chocolate candy? No, it smells really bad. Spoiled chocolate candy? Yeah, let's go with that.