Today I went to the ALL NAKED SCHWABIEN SPA. I had a blast here. Sure, everyone saw my penis, but I had a good time. I felt so relaxed.
I remember before I went in the lady told me that I only had 2 hours, and that after that I would be charged for each additional half an hour. I rememeber saying under my breath, "I don't think I'll be in there that long." Samsonite! I was way off. I barely made it back in time. I had to bolt up the stairs.
So, I walk through the doors, and I saw tons and tons of naked people everywhere. Naked women, hot ones, ok ones, old ones, old men, young men, etc. I surprisingly adapted pretty quickly, and I didn't feel that uncomforable. I decided to just walk around for a bit. This place was giantic. It had tons of different rooms with different themes, waterfall, pools, etc.
I went into this one sona that had very dimlight. People were just lying there on the wood with their junk everywhere. I decided to just set my inhibitions to the side and enjoy myself. I put my towel, and I laid down just like everyone else. I felt so relaxed! I really liked just lying there naked. The heat opened up my pores, they had this chill reggae music on, and everything just seemed to float away. I was in there for a while.
I then decided that I wanted to go to a pool. I walked through these glass doors to one of the pools, and I immediately noticed that it was outside because it was FREEZING!!! I found a jet-jacuzzi to jump into. This also was incredibly relaxing. My whole body was tremoring from the jets. My balls were bouncing around like kites on a turbulently windy day. I placed my ass check over one of the jets, and I was ok. Again, I spent quite some time here.
I then went to an indoor pool. I swam around for a bit. It was in this cave like place.
After that I preceeded to another Sona that wasn't quite as hot. It had a small fountain in it, and nature music (music consisting of the sounds of nature to clarify.) This one was quite as hot as the other one, and the lights keep on changing color from cool blue to jade green and rose red. Again, I was in here for quite some time.
All of the sudden, I had 15 minutes left! I left the sona, had a quick dip the pool to get the sweat off, and I dashed to the check out. I just made it. I felt like I was heaven it was awesome.
Sorry no pictures. | 
