How many apples in a bunch of grapes? Three guys were travelling along the road in a car. As they entered Scotland they passed by a brown cow. The engineer said, 'The cows in Scotland are brown.' The physicist said, 'At least one cow in Scotland is brown.' The mathematician said, 'At least one side of one cow in Scotland is brown.' The fourth guy said, 'Why are you talking about how brown cows are?' Ah the old ones are old. Sometimes proof sucks, gotta love mystery really. One time I wondered if I had a life. I wondered while wandering until I stopped wandering which stopped my wondering when I hit a wall which ended my wondering while wandering. The clout of my head on brick made me realise that the life I had was the one that was being wasted by worrying about the life that I had. All seemed a little pointless. Everyone knows you've got to love life to live it, but its true I think that if you aren't living it then you haven't got anything to love so get ouuuuuuuut there. Wafls, chill with the still. The way to better yourself is to play an opponent more skilful than you. Success is measured by countless hordes, contentment is measured by a single heart. Oh yeah, mmmmhmm, knows it. All up with the phrases today, think thats enough for this early morning, I guess I'll see you when you see me. Indeedles. Peace in Pedro Holmes x x x |