| had an AWESOME weekend in rochester! college life renewed 
from ACS fashion show to playiN beer pong at a pumpin house party
drinkiN until i realized someone took my jacket at the party with my car keys
swearin to KiLL whoever took it!
crashiN over at friends hoping someone will return it
got it back...yes!! and headed downtown the same evening
with ppl i kno and dunt kno and dancing the night away
and snowboarding the very next day w/o a clue
and now i end up with a bruised knee and a note to skip classes for 1-2 weeks!
my mobility was only limited by my injury
but in less than 24 hours ...heading back to NYC!
aLL in the name of collectiN some money!!!
sweeeet!!!
sumthin interestin i read in my senior seminar class:
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How Come:
Answer:
An English princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scottish whiskey,
followed closely by Italian paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles,
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines!
And this is sent to you by a Greek, that lives in Canada,
using Bill Gate's technology
and your're probably reading this on one of the IBM clones,
that use Taiwanese-made chips,
and a Korean-made monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by lorries driven by Indians,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
trucked by Mexican illegals,
and finally sold to you by Jews.
That, my friend, is Globilazation!!! |
