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Name: Mike
Country: United States
State: Texas
Metro: Rowlett
Birthday: 5/12/1986
Gender: Male
Interests: reading, writing, playing unusual instruments, shocking others into disbelief with my radomness, and world conquest
Expertise: piracy, writing, and covert operations( moving the five feet from my bed to my chair without being seen by other people at the other end of the house)
Occupation: Military
Industry: Entertainment
Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  mhusteadctr
Yahoo:  mhusteadctr
Member Since:
4/4/2005
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Kiss Me I'm Shitfaced
Written by Dropkick Murphys
I play in a band, we're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
"Cause I'm more than a handful, you'll see
(chorus)
So kiss me I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round
I can bench-press a car, I'm an ex-football star
With degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep uo, I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail!
I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best Duck Flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid
(chorus)
I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight
See my figure was chiseled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call I'm never alone
I've a house on the hill with a red waterbed
That puts Hugh Heffner's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game...
(chorus)
I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright
I'm definitely not chiseled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone...
...but just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside
I swear I've got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands
Come on honey, let me take you home.
(chorus) | | |
| w00t definitely leave at noon on wednesday to go to london. i have to leave my phone at home bc it wont work overseas but unless something goes really wrong i should be back on the 15th
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| Chorus
Real girls get down on the flo' on the flo' [3x]
Like a Pimp
Real girls get down on the flo' on the flo' [2x]
Like a pimp
Real girls get down on the flo' on the flo' [2x]
-Authentic females lower themselves to ground level. (7x)
Similar to a procurer of female prostitutes.
Lil' Flip
By the time I hit the door, I saw hoes on the flo',
Niggas dressed in suits tricking all dey dough.
-At which point I entered the club’s front door, I viewed females
spread upon the floor. Fellow gentlemen at the club were in their best
attire, handing out various amounts of cash to the females.
Me, I’mma pimp, I ain't paying for no sex,
Man I'd rather buy a car or a new Rolex.
-I myself am a lady’s man, and I demur the idea of exchanging capital
for fornication. I would preferably trade my funds for a new automobile
or expensive watch.
‘Cause I got street fame so hoes flock like birds,
I got one hoe in the Range, and one hoe in the Surb'.
-Due to my popularity amongst individuals on the average street,
numerous females come to visit me regularly. I currently have one dame
in my Range Rover vehicle, while another in my Suburban SUV.
When I hit the club, I’mma be with David Banner,
A thug ass nigga with bad table manners.
-Whenever I choose to stop by a social gathering, one can be sure that
my colleague David Banner will too be present. He does, in fact, have
unsatisfactory social refinement.
We act bad (My nigga what is y’all saying?),
Like when we walk inside clubs, niggas hold they gal's hand.
-David Banner and I behave rather negatively. In fact upon entering the
aforesaid club, males will often embrace their companion’s hand.
Cause they know we run trains (choo choo) all night,
How could yo gal leave me and be wit’ chu all night?
-They do this for they are fully aware that we participate in the
sexual act known as “running trains.” How is it possible that your
female significant other could evade myself and accompany you all night?
But its all right, ‘cause you know we don't kiss,
Like Too $hort said, “Bitches aint shit.”
-However, this is satisfactory due to the fact that you are au courant
to the fact that we do not express affection via our lips. To quote our
good friend ‘Too $hort’, “Bitches ain’t shit.”
I tried to told ya, dat most girls really freaks,
And dis is how they gotta make they money every week.
-I previously attempted to advise you that in fact most females are
fanatical, and these actions are the only method that they can
regularly consummate wealth.
[Chorus]
David Banner
Step into club looking just like a pimp,
We got cash, so we screaming out, "Shake something bitch!"
-As we enter the club resembling procurers of prostitutes, we widely
flaunt our riches and vociferate at women to fluctuate their
extremities.
This is the song, tell the D.J. put it on,
Micheal Tyler made you shake, Sisqo made you show your thong.
-I ask you to request your local Disc Jockey to play this song track.
The artist Michael Tyler has instigated one to shake throughout his
songs, while Sisqo has requested females to display their thong
underwear.
Bitch I’m dead wrong, the playa from the crib,
So get out on the flo' and girl get it how you live.
-Woman, I’m thoroughly askew. I ask you to lower yourself to ground level and receive it how you abide.
And since you so hot (hot),
Fuck it show yo’ pussy lips.
-And due to your pulchritude, I request you to expose your labia.
You go to Tougaloo, but I know you still flip.
Bitch don't trip, ain’t a damn thang changed.
-Although you may attend Tougaloo College, I am aware of your favorable
actions. Please do not get me wrong, nothing thus far has changed.
I still love my queen, but bitches keep me to the game,
So if you gotta hoe shake ‘em up and let ‘em go uhh.
-Despite me being attracted to my spouse, various other women intervene
and force me to return to the game of being fond of females. Therefore,
if you have a female acquaintance, cause their body to vibrate and let
them release a sound similar to “uhh.”
And let them girls get down on the flo' on the flo'
Like a Pimp
-And finally allow the females to lower themselves upon the ground, similarly to a pimp.
[Chorus]
Lil' Flip
Now don't you hate them ole', lyin’ ass hoes,
Smilin’ in your face wearing her best friends clothes.
-Do you not abhor those aged, deceitful temptresses? The ones whom grin while being clothed in an ally’s attire.
I suppose, they like the way me and Banner pimp,
You can catch us at Pappadeaux eating steak and shrimp.
-It is my best estimate that they are favorable of the methods David
Banner and I use while pimping. On a completely different topic, one
can potentially view us at the Pappadeaux restaurant indulging upon an
entree of steak and shrimp.
David Banner
Or you can catch us at E&J's pouring it up,
Flip whipping Cali trucks, girls licking my nuts.
-In addition to Pappadeaux, one could also potentially see us at the
E&J’s bar imbibing various beverages. Lil’ Flip could be driving
trucks made in California similar to a gangster, while other mistresses
osculate my genitalia.
We some South side pimps and we ain’t giving a fuck,
Poke yo gul up in the throat and make her swallow the nut.
-I consider Flip and myself to be pimps from the South, and we care
very little about numerous issues. In dealing with your female, we
should have her pleasure us orally and have it result in her swallowing.
Lil' Flip
We make ‘em, swallow the nut so,
Follow the truck, Lil' Flip and David Banner.
-We have them swallow so they should in fact follow our vehicles, for we…
We got all of the bucks and, all of they sluts and,
All of the hoes so drop it like its hot girl…
-Have the total amount of wealth, not to mention all of the sexually active women, and because of this they should…
Touch yo’ fucking toes, Ooohhh.
-Bend over and attempt to touch their toes resulting in a favorable viewing position for Mr. Banner and myself.
David Banner
Gone touch yo toes and, make me a roll and,
Gone hit the mall and buy me some clothes mayne.
-Yes I concur; they should go ahead and touch their toes, and then
subsequently prepare drugs. After this we can voyage to the local
shopping center and purchase some garments for myself.
And if yo’ boy trip, I’mma bust a clip,
Y’all bitches can't fuck wit me and…
-And if your friend begins acting unfavorably, I may just unleash the
power of a firearm upon him. No one is able to mess around with myself
and…
Lil' Flip
Lil' Flip Nigga, Nigga, Nigga…
Yea nigga…
-Myself, Lil’ Flip… Yes, yes… Okay.
This is for the real money making niggas out there you know,
Get yo’ mother fucking money.
-This was produced for the true entrepreneurs. Acquire your necessary funds.
Don't worry bout the next nigga,
Get yo mother fucking money.
-Do not become worrisome about the next person, instead set your sights upon acquiring your necessary funds.
Get yo mother fucking money nigga,
Uh get your money money,
Money money.
-Acquire your necessary funds. Acquire your necessary funds, funds, funds, funds. | | |
| A Little Too Late: Toby Keith
It's a little too late
I'm a little too gone,
A little too tired of this hangin' on
So I'm letting go while I'm still strong enough to
It's got a little too sad
I'm a little too blue
It's a little too bad
You were too good to be true
I'm big time over you baby
It's a little too late
No I don't want to want to talk about what we can do about us anymore
Only time you and me wastin' is the time it takes to walk right out that door
Yeah talk about water under the bridge,
You should know by now girl that's all this is
[chorus]
It's a little too late,
I'm a little too gone,
A little too tired of just hangin' on
I'm letting go while I'm still strong enough to
It's got a little too sad,
I'm a little too blue
It's a little too bad
You were too good to be true
I'm big time over you baby
It's a little too late
There was a time,
this heart of mine,
would take you back every time
don't you know
It�s been two packs of cigaretts
a sleepless night
a nervous wreck, a day ago.
Now you ain't got no business coming around
I'm closing up shop
Shuttin' us down
[chorus]
It's a little too late,
I'm a little too gone,
A little too tired of just hangin' on
I'm letting go while I'm still strong enough to
It's got a little too sad,
I'm a little too blue
It's a little too bad
You were too good to be true
I'm big time over you baby
It's a little too late
I'm big time over you baby,
It's a little too late
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| i love how you cant seem to stop lying to me
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