hello my home slices, home dawgs, and such.  it's time for me to update...ahhh such a hazy word update is. of course my life has updated..but my xanga..well, you know.  i'll just leave you with something that happened when i was driving over to my g-ma's house.....

a conversation with a five-year old (my brother)

brother: whoa...this game is good.

me: what game is that?

brother: jackie chan...man he's kicking ASS.

mother (in anger): kicking what?!

brother (in fear): kicking butt?

me (pointing): ahahahaha, you said ASS! you're sooo busted.

step-dad: hahahahahahahahahahaha..stupid kid.

u HAD TO be there....

well there's my FUCKING update...happy?!

damn bastids...

iEs Muy Romantico!

dyemegreenbob: hey sexy
Spongerchk66: oow oow
dyemegreenbob: stay still
Spongerchk66: haha
Spongerchk66: why?
dyemegreenbob: i am undressing you with my eyes
Spongerchk66: haha, eew
Spongerchk66: hahahahhaha
dyemegreenbob: i breath down your neck and you shiver in delight
Spongerchk66: hahahh
dyemegreenbob: i slowly move my hands down your waist to your pussy
Spongerchk66: stop!
dyemegreenbob: i lay you on the bed and put a slab of steak on your stomach
dyemegreenbob: it sizzles because you are so hot
Spongerchk66: jm,
Spongerchk66: o ya
dyemegreenbob: i cut into it and you and take a bite
dyemegreenbob: the juices slowly drip down my chin onto your piko
dyemegreenbob: you scream in pain
Spongerchk66: hahahha
dyemegreenbob: i wrap you in saran wrap and put a gag in your mouth
Spongerchk66: ur a freak!
dyemegreenbob: you force out a weak smile
dyemegreenbob: i whip you until you bleed
Spongerchk66: just stop!
dyemegreenbob: slowly i suck the blood getting a long hard erection
dyemegreenbob: i take the gag out and move my hand slowly up and down my dick
dyemegreenbob: the cum trickles into your mouth
dyemegreenbob: it is warm and you swallow it all
dyemegreenbob: i handcuff you to the bed and jump on you
dyemegreenbob: i slowly suck on your breasts
dyemegreenbob: causing you as little pain as possible
dyemegreenbob: milk seeps from each individual gland
dyemegreenbob: it is sweet as it trickles down my throat
dyemegreenbob: we pound long and hard for a good 1/2 hour
dyemegreenbob: finally you scream long and hard
dyemegreenbob: it is real
dyemegreenbob: it isn't fake
dyemegreenbob: you breathe hard exhausted after this nites events
dyemegreenbob: we roll in the bed and walk to the shower
dyemegreenbob: you get in and turn on the water
dyemegreenbob: i bring back the gag
dyemegreenbob: i grab your hair and drown you as the oxygen slowly escapes from your burning lungs
dyemegreenbob: you try to scream
dyemegreenbob: its too late you lay limp and float to the top of the tub
dyemegreenbob: that was fun dont ya think
Spongerchk66: NO!
dyemegreenbob: thats cause you didn't add to the sex
dyemegreenbob: you have no sense of imagination
dyemegreenbob: lets try again
dyemegreenbob: you start
dyemegreenbob: CUM on
dyemegreenbob: rip off my shirt
Spongerchk66: no thanks
Spongerchk66: haha
dyemegreenbob: please
Spongerchk66: maybe later tyler
Spongerchk66: haha
dyemegreenbob: my pants are lifting
dyemegreenbob: seize the opprotunity
Spongerchk66: now u just sound desperate
Spongerchk66: hahahaha
Spongerchk66: no thank you
dyemegreenbob: i am not desperate
Spongerchk66: are you sure?
dyemegreenbob: im needy
dyemegreenbob: im willing
dyemegreenbob: im deprived
Spongerchk66: haha
dyemegreenbob: im determined
Spongerchk66: oh yes you are
Spongerchk66: hahaha
dyemegreenbob: thats obvious
Spongerchk66: don't be too determined
dyemegreenbob: lets start with a close hug
Spongerchk66: ur time will come
Spongerchk66: i think ur a little too young for me buddy
Spongerchk66: haha
Spongerchk66: sorry
dyemegreenbob: ooh your breasts press up against my body
Spongerchk66: hahaha
dyemegreenbob: now you
Spongerchk66: haha, that's ok
dyemegreenbob: thats all you say haha haha
Spongerchk66: i'll save it for someone else
Spongerchk66: hahah
dyemegreenbob: haha
dyemegreenbob: im tired of you, im goin after carissa
Spongerchk66: hahahahhaha
dyemegreenbob: ha ha

from l-r (mak-dadi capiton, courtmeistah, dk, funkeemunkee, orientaL sugaR, plzfrostmycookie(me), Kaptain)

john phee's philosophy on selling candy: 

"well, you can give me a dollar...or you can give me your soul."