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Grey's Chronicles 5: Christmas Operation

In a corner of the Institute's cafeteria:

Kitty: Jean said that all the students would have gifts this year.

Poitr: (hardly looking up from his food) How could she say that? Did not she die one or two years ago?

Kitty: (a little hurt) Yeah, but she was having premonitions before she died.

Poitr: What else did she tell you?

Kitty: That was all.

  Kitty looks down at her food. Since the Astonishing X-men found Poitr, Colossus as he is more widely known, in a sublevel of the Benetech facility, he's been darker and cooler.

Kitty: (thinking) I guess if I had been poked, prodded, and kept in a dark room, I wouldn't be myself either. He probably feels like -

Celeste S.C.: Ms. Pryde, have you seen Ms. Frost?

Kitty: (trying to restrain a sad tone) No, why?

Celeste S.C. : I just needed to ask her something. (walks away)

   Far away in an elaborately decorated examination room, a world-renowned doctor sits down with one of his special patients... She is unnerved which is odd for this particular woman known for her classy, cold, and uncaring demeanor.

Doctor: Well, Ms. Frost, what is it that is concerning you?

Emma Frost: I know this is going sound strange but... my breasts are growing. It is throwing off my appearance.

Doctor: (writing notes) That is rather strange. Have you been coming in contact with rays or something that have unknown side effects?

Emma: (looking down) I have been in some explosions and buried under the remains but those things hardly ever adversely affect me.

   The doctor looks up; he is wearing his usual caring countenance. Emma Frost, a talented strong telepath, sees the worry and fear inside his mind. He is not afraid of Emma as a mutant. He simply wants to enjoy his grandchildren this Christmas. The man has become tired of various V.I.P.s wanting jobs done right before holidays. On Easter, an actress wanted her nose to be redone for a small awards show. The day before Independence Day he had to move cartilage to an actor's mutilated ear due to an drunken accident, and that was just the beginning of that constructive surgery that had to be finished the next day! How will he handle Ms. Frost's statements about him if he turns her down for three days? Dr. Auttenberg's decision becomes resolute in his mind.

Dr. Auttenberg: Is there any urgency to set your breasts to be able to grow without disfiguration?

  Emma, having just listened to his reasoning, has some Christmas season compassion.

Emma: I just need the 'extra' removed for now. Can you do that today or tomorrow? Or does your brilliant wife need help with some shopping?

Dr. Auttenberg: (relieved) Tomorrow at 3 o'clock ready as before. (standing up) By the way, my wife is brilliant in her own beautiful way.

Phoenix 1 Part 8

   Three months later, John got all of his close friends and he had a small service. John got up to say a few words when they (John, Sam, Evan, Riley and April) felt themselves being pulled back and that's the last they remembered.

When they opened their eyes, Willow was standing over them. "Sir, are you and your friends all right?" she asked, her soft pink eyes full of concern. He looked at her puzzled.

"Willow, it's us, don't you remember?" he said but before she could answer they heard someone scream.

"Help MEEE!" They looked ans saw a huge monster chasing a girl with dark hair. They rushed down, but got there a little too late because the monster had already wacked the girl sending her flying across the field.

"Let's kill this thing!" John said. The shot their ice-fire at the monster and killed it immediately.

"Thanks a lot guys!" the girl said picking herself up. She flipped her hair up and they all gasped.

"Vana?"

She frowned. "Vana? My name is- well I really don't know what my real name is but every one here calls me Nina," she said, her hazel eyes sparkling.

"V- Nina, can I ask you something?" Evan asked because John was to stunned to move. She nodded. "How did you get here?"

She strugged, "I don't know but when I woke up I was in that very castle over there." Nina pointed toward the castle right next to them, "And my clothes were burnt."

John must have woken up out of his trance because he asked, "Were you hurt?"

She shook her head, "No, but I found two scars on my waist adn a Phoenix tattoo on my shoulder. The scars are still pink too." Just hten a black fire ball came shooting out of the woods and slamming in to Vana's chest, throwing her back against the castle's outside wall.

"Not again!" John cried, running over to her while the others killed the beast. "Vana, can you hear me?" he asked patting her cheek. Her eyes fluttered open and she gently waved her hand in front of her face.

"Whew, are you guys hot?" she gasped, but before they could answer she moaned and grabbed her head, her eyes and long nails flashing. The she burst in to flames and rose in the air making John back up fast. "John, make it stop!" she shrieked before the flames stopped and she fell to the ground. John rushed over to her and was about to pick her up when she shakenly stood up.

"You all right?" he asked.

She nodded. the she giggled before saying, "I never want to do that again."

John looked at her with a worried expression. "Sis, you already had turned in to the Phoenix at least ten times, remember?" She frowned before grabbing John's arm to keep her balance. All of a sudden sh moaned and doubled over grabbing her stomach like somebody had stabbed her then she stumbled and ran in to the middle of the field. "Vana, come back here!" they yelled running after her. she stopped and blew up in flames again making the windows on the castle shatter.

Phoenix 1 Part 7

   John and the others ran after them. They found them walking through the city.

"Vana, stop," John yelled but she didn't stop. She just kept walking, making windows shatter and the ground tremble. "Vana, this is your brother telling you to stop," he shouted over the noise. She stopped and turned around. She walked toward John and her friends and stopped in front of them.

"Stop! You are telling me to stop. Ha Ha Ha."

John yelled, "Vana, I know you're still in there; I just want to talk to you!" Vana's eyes turned back to normal.

"John, I love you," she said as tears coursed her cheeks, then she shot a fire ball at her shoulder. It smashed in to her shoulder making her eyes glow red.

"No one hurts the Phoenix!" the body of red-eyed Vana screeched.

But Vana was fighting this being called the Phoenix. She placed her hands in mummy form. Fire shot out of her hands and slammed into her chest making them both scream. Vana fell to the ground and lay limp.

"Vana!" John strieked, running over to her but before he got there, her body blew up in a vortex of flames. Then there was a bright light and smoke surrounded her body before a shock wave as widespread as a nuclear bomb knocked everyone to the ground. Aidan and Lilly turned to ash and disappeared. When the smoke cleared, all they saw was a pile of ashes and the ruby ring John gave Vana for her eighteenth birthday.

"NOOOO!" John roared, falling to his knees. Riley and April started sobbing and Evan and Sam couldn't help but shed a few tears.

Finally, after ten minutes or so, John got up and grabbed the ring. Then he stumbled to the car; the others followed him.

*Yet this isn't the end... is it?*

Phoenix 1 Part 6

   "Follow her; she's already past the nineth stage... John, here, stab her with this. It will kill the Dark Phoenix and let your sister free," Willow said handing him a Celtic Flame dagger. He took it and they all ran after Vana's flame trail.

They found her in the dark Forest. She turned, her eyes flashing as she asked, "Do you want me to kill fast or slow?"

John grasped her hand and said,"Vana, I just wanted tell you I'm sorry and I love you." She glanced at him before shaking off his hand.

"I told you before: no one hurts the Ph-" she gasped and looked down and saw John holding the hilt of a dagger in her side.

"You're wrong." He said as he watched her eyes change back to normal. She smiled before falling in John's arms. He sat on the ground with her in his arms and pulled the dagger out and he placed his hands on the gaping wound, "Vana, stay awake. Listen to me. Don't fall asleep, you hear!" She blinked rapidly trying to stay awake.

"John... thank... you," she gasped before becoming limp.

"Vana, wake up, Vana!" John cried shaking her. He looked at the wound and the blood still flowed in spurts. He scooped her up and ran toward Willow's house. When they got there, Evan banged on the door.

"Willow, open the door!" She jerked it open.

"What's wrong?" She saw John holding the bloody body of Vana.

"Take them back, oh earth of power,
Grant their only wish this hour."

Again they felt themselves being pulled back. And again they landed in the field where they started. They ran to the car and Evan drove toward the hospital.

"Evan, drive faster; she's burning up again." Evan gunned it and they got the hospital in no time. John ran inside carrying Vana's limp bloody body.

"Help! We need help over here!" John cried.

A nurse came running up to them, "What happened?" She asked glancing at Vana's body.

"She was stabbed." The nurse scurried away and came back with a doctor who pushed a stretcher in front of him. John laid Vana on the stretcher and they followed the doctor and nurse into the hospital room. "Is she gonna be okay, Doc?" John asked, his face paling.

"You should know," The doctor said.

"What's that supposed to mean?" John asked. The doctor just wove his hand in a circle in the air and a black goo shield covered the doctor, the nurse, and Vana.

"John, don't you remember us?" The nurse sneered, her blue eyes flashing black.

"Lilly, Aidan, but how?" Sam asked. Aidan laughed wickedly, holding Vana's body close.

"Get your hands off her!" John hissed.

"Oh John, you don't know half of the real story. You see, your sister is still the dark Phoenix even though you stabbed her. Oh, what a tangled world we live in," Aidan said as he sealed the wound with black goo. Then he whispered in Vana's ear, "Time to wake up!" Vana's eyes snapped open and glowed a flashing red.

"I told you once before no one hurts the Phoenix!" She said wickedly. Then she followed Aidan and Lilly out of the hospital.