How in the world do they get that luxurious fruit juice into each delicious piece of gushers? 

I can't stop listening to The Boss's new album, THE RISING.  It's sooooooooooooo good.  It's one of those CD's where after each song, you can honestly say that that was one of the best songs you've ever heard. 

Anyways, I was watching Friday Night Standup on Comedy Central and one of the comedians had a joke about weight loss that's so true.  Many days when I'm supposed to go to the gym, I allow myself to eat something naughty.  I'll pick up a donut and say, "It's ok, I'm going to the gym later.  I'll burn the extra calories off then."  But instead of going to the gym later that day, I end up eating an entire cake.  Haha, it's so sad, but true...

It's so funny how quickly you can change moods.  This morning I felt on top of the world, I just got accepted to a sales internship with SC Johnson.  They're gonna provide me with free housing, free car, and free laptop for the summer and give me quite a bit of money on the side.  So i was really happy about that...

But then I started doing homework and I came to realize just how behind I was in all of my classes.  I stared blankly at my homework for 2 hours at carpenter and got a parking ticket for it.  It gets better...  Next week I have two prelims and 3 problem sets.  My weekend is destroyed and I'll be lucky if I do good on my tests.  Stupid school...

Anyways, I'm gonna get back to being bi-polar.  Oh, and if you happen to bump into him, please tell god to take the kick me sign off my back.

Ok, I figured out what this whole site is all about.  I think I'm ready for my first real posting:

POOP