EDIT* I just joined this blog called official xanga celebrities, but most of them are imposters!  There is nothing I hate more than people who pretend to be someone they are not.

If there is one thing I hate about politics, it is all of the crooked ones that end up finding ways to get elected and shit (I can say shit on zanga, cause I'm trying to look hip with the young generation.)  I have some inside information telling me that the Senate is under the control of one of our enemies.  They say that one high ranking official is really a member of one of our enemies' causes.  This, my citizens, is a crisis.  We have no proof yet, but we are trying our hardest to nab this guy before something horrid happens.  This could be a threat to democracy itself.  I just can't believe I didn't see it sooner!  Now I don't want to give away my sources, but lets just say I saw it on the "silver screen".  And if this guy really can shoot electricity out of his fingers and really carries around a laser sword, we could be in more trouble than we think.....

I (George W. Bush) want lots of comments this time.  I'm your president.  Even if you want to leave me hate mail, go for it, at your own risk....

Forgive my abstinence. I feel the need to update because I fear that I may not have as much time as I used to pretty soon.  You know, being President is important stuff.  Well, like my new song says, I got an alarm system in my house so I know when people are creepin' about.  These people are creepin' me out.  Truth is, now that the election is over, I've been taking it easy.  All I worry about is social security stuff.  My view is the best way to handle social security is through Jesus Christ.  With him, we can all feel socially secure, no matter how we look.  If people are being mean to you and causing you social insecurity, just remember that He doesn't think your ugly, even though everyone else does.  The other day I saw this family standing outside the white houes holding a sign that read WE HAVE NO SOCIAL SECURITY!  I promptly invited them into my office, and they told me they needed money.  I looked them in the eye, and said "you don't need money for that feeling of social acceptance.  What you need is this" and I gave them a copy of the bible.  Then the damn f****r threw it at me, and started screaming.  I sent him to Texas.  To be executed.

If you were watching TV at all last night, you would have seen me.  I gave my state of the union address.  If you didn't catch it, let me bring you up on the main points.

First point-Terrorists can suck it in hell.

Second point-Old people will get their cash.

Third point-Iraq is still a country.

Fourth point-Patriots by 6 over the Eagles.