| So...I've been thinking I should get certified to be an aerobics instructor..i've always wanted to, but i just lack motivation, which is exactly what i would need.
My classes would be one part this:

One part this:

But, there will be ZERO parts of this yoga nonsence:

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| It has come to my attention that there are attractive, older men whose looks go unappreciated. I have put together a top five list of Erin's Older Men:
#5
Alex Trebek- He has brains and beauty...AND he's Canadian.

#4
Johnny Carson- I'm pretty sure he made comb-overs acceptible for the common man

#3
Ted Nugent- So maybe he wasn't the most attractive guy in his prime, but now his foul mouth and good heart have won a place at number 3.

#2
Mr. Garrison- Despite everything, he means well, and is actually quite intelligent. I could listen to him talk for hours.

#1
Stephen Colbert- Okay, so he's not THAT old, but he's over 40...he's funny, has a great head of hair, and makes me want to get into politics, or at least make fun of them.

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| What's going on tonight? Is everything alright? I hope that nothing's wrong. I haven't seen you in so long.
I'm away, you're here to stay and I'm away and you're ok You're here to stay and I'm away, you're here to stay and I'm ok
What exactly do you do, when I'm not with you? What exactly do you say, all the time that I'm away?
You tell me nothing's wrong Seems like I've been gone oh so long Nothing seems to have changed Yet the familiar things seem all so strange

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| funny lady:

funny man:

ONE WEEK! |
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