What Ever You Say TadJ
I met TadJ on the first day of school
He thought that he was really cool
He acted like a big Tad
And whenever I’d call him one he’d get mad
He would say you’re gonna pay
What ever you say TadJ
The things he said weren’t very bright
He smoked all day and all night
He always liked to call me red
And then one day he shaved his head
And then he said
“I should get dreadlocks”
Someday TadJ’s gonna live in a box
He says gonna kick my butt
His brain’s the size of a salted peanut
His I.Q. is .5
This song makes me feel alive
He wears the same shirt everyday
What ever you say TadJ
Someday TadJ’s gonna join a gang
And then he’ll go after me, oh dang
All because I just sang
What ever you say TadJ
All his friends are big tads too
It’s like the big tadded crew
I don’t know what’s wrong with TadJ
I think his head’s screwed on the wrong way
What ever you say TadJ
He doesn’t know what the “J” stands for in my name
He thinks hurtin people is a game
He just loves to slack off
Whenever he breathes it makes me cough
He has a huge hunch back
Everyday he eats a Big Mac
His fingernails are super long
Oh, how much I love this song
When I look at his bald head it makes me sick
If he ever hears this song he’ll beat me with a stick
All this stuff is true and I’d just like to say
What ever you say TadJ
He tries to act like he is black
You ready for another beatin shoulda neva came back
Ya I know this is not right
But TadJ has cellulite
But not as much cellulite as Josh
But he’s still a big tad, Oh my gosh
He smells like he just took a crap
This is the TadJ rap
I’d like to say if I may
What ever you say TadJ
He thinks I am outa my mind
He wants to kick my behind
He tries to act like he is bad
But when he tries he acts like a tad
He says he whacked the janitor with a broom
In a small, dark, smelly room
But I know that that’s a big lie
Cause TadJ is a tadded guy
He lies in the stupidest way
What ever you say TadJ
He says he flunked school last year
But his mom yelled in the principal’s ear
Now if you think that that is true
Then you should have the doctor check up on you
He just loves to get detentions
Every week he gets suspensions
He says he yells at the teacher
But I think that he just looked at her
He says someday he’ll get expelled
All because he stood up and yelled?
Now if you actually believe that
Then you must be as dumb as a door mat
He flicked me off with the wrong finger
In P.E. he likes to linger
He still doesn’t have his P.E. uniform
That big black sweatshirt must keep him pretty warm
First he said he couldn’t find the store
Then he said he could afford them no more
(I think when he was little he hit his head on the floor)
He only cares about himself
When I look at him it makes me ralph
I don’t know if it’s cause he smells bad
Or if it’s cause he acts like a tad
But when he walks down the hallway
Everybody runs away
What ever you say TadJ
One time he hawked in someone’s shoe
When he takes a crap it smells like scubala stew
When I call TadJ he tells me to shutup
Then he tries to beat me up
At lunch he shot me with a spit ball
Then he got mad cause I didn’t care at all
When you call him TadJ he thinks it’s a crime
Cause he says “you call me TadJ one more time
I’ll turn your arm around the other way”
Whatever you say TadJ
TadJ only has one friend
And their friendship will never end
His name is Cliff and he’s a big tad
He has no life, man that is sad
He always tries to push me around
I wonder if his brain will ever be found
He reminds me of TadJ in some way
Someday TadJ’s gonna tell him to go away
So then Cliff will have to say
What ever you say TadJ
He only picks on kids that are more tadded than him
The inside of his head is really dim
He says his real name is Tom Wood
I don’t think that name is really good
I like the name TadJ much better
I wonder when he’ll take off that big black sweater
There aren’t many tads that are more tadded than TadJ
So he’s gonna have trouble findin kids to pick on, anyway
What ever you say TadJ
He says drying out oranges and putting tooth paste on it can make you high
And if I call him TadJ I’m gonna die
But I know that that is a lie
I guess you know what I’m gonna say
What ever you say TadJ
He just loves to get high
And when he can’t it makes him wanna cry
But he doesn’t cause he says he’s a man
I think TadJ’s part of the tadded clan
His voice hasn’t changed yet, man that’s sad
But I guess that’s part of bein a tad
When he hears this song he’ll go after me
But TadJ is as dumb as can be
He’ll probably run the wrong way
What ever you say TadJ
TadJ says that he is Italian
He thinks that he’s as black as a stallion
I don’t think there’s such thing as an Italian that’s black
If you talk about his mom get ready for a smack
You got barbeque sauce all over your shoulder
I think he’s as heavy as a huge boulder
So when you’re around TadJ watch out what you say
What ever you say TadJ
The other day I saw him in inschool
And when he tried to talk the teacher said “shut up Foo”
I think he got that inschool in P.E.
Cause he tried to steal a birdie
When the teacher asked him “what are you doing here?”
He said “I was over there you stupid queer”
That had to be the most tadded thing to say
What ever you say TadJ
The lunch ladies put hair in his food
And I think that’s really rude
He always gets really mad
And it makes him look like more of a tad
But TadJ eats it anyway
What ever you say TadJ
He wasn’t at lunch while I was eating
I thought he was out giving someone a beating
It turns out he got another inschool
All I can say is I pity the foo
He took someone’s notebook and wrote some bad stuff
I forgot to mention that TadJ thinks he’s buff
So the teacher read the notebook and looked up to say
What ever you say TadJ
Our gym teacher calls him an eight ball
He says that TadJ’s brain is very small
I’m not sure he has one at all
When you make cliff and TadJ mad
They’ll both become an ultimate Tad
They won’t know what to do
Except maybe chuck a chair at you
If they try to do that don’t run away
Just say
What ever you say TadJ
TadJ buys drugs in the ghetto
I prefer to buy a hotdog in the meadow
TadJ’s idol is Al Capone
Dale’s head is shaped like a cone
That had nothing to do with TadJ
But I couldn’t think of anything else to say
What ever you say TadJ
TadJ says that he’s a drug lord
If you talk about his mom he’ll hit you with some card board
He says that he conveys drugs too
Along with the members of the tadded crew
I don’t think he knows what “conveys” means
What out when he eats refried beans
Cause when he eats them he has bad gas
He says he’s gonna kick my ___
If you’re in the same room I advise you not to stay
What ever you say TadJ
At lunch I saw him in student affairs
Last night he pushed his mom down the stairs
He’s sitting in the dark with no one around
I think his mom’s still on the ground
He’s in student affairs everyday
What ever you say TadJ
TadJ is my home Biscuit
To say that to him I wouldn’t risk it
Cause when you call him a name he gets ticked off
And then people look at him and scoff
But he hates it when I say
What ever you say TadJ
TadJ’s goal in life is to destroy our school
This whole year he hasn’t followed one rule
The other day he was in the weight room
All of a sudden there was a big boom
TadJ had broke the treadmill
Now TadJ has to pay the bill
Once he took a machine part
I tell you that was not real smart
He bent it into a horseshoe
And our gym teacher doesn’t have a clue
(Just kidding Mr. D took care of it)
He takes screws out and throws them away
What ever you say TadJ
He rips down posters in the hall
And the teachers don’t care at all
And when he gets caught he doesn’t care
Now TadJ’s trying to grow out his hair
But I think he should shave his head
And then I’ll tell him to get off the shed
And then he won’t get what I just said
But he gets it when I say
What ever you say TadJ
We write TadJ letters everyday
But he takes them the wrong way
He says that we are really gay
What ever you say TadJ
He carries around sharpies for two reasons
He thinks there are five seasons
His first reason is so he can get high
He gets so high that he thinks he can fly
His second reason is to shove it up your…………………………………Nose
He makes me wonder where he gets his clothes
He uses sharpies the tadded way
What ever you say TadJ
TadJ shaved his head again
Right after he got high off a sharpie pen
I’m glad TadJ followed my advice
Cause he could have gotten head lice
TadJ will do what ever I say
What ever you say TadJ
The things he said I’ll always remember
I think he said this in September
TadJ told the most Tadded lie
Right after he got done making himself high
He said he flicked the camera on picture day
What ever you say TadJ
He just loves to cuss me out
And when he does I just shout
BAAAAAAAM!!!!!
His breath smells like rotted ham
When he’s mean to me I just say SUCK IT!
If I ever see him neked I’ll ralph in a bucket
I don’t know if he takes a shower everyday
What ever you say TadJ
He said he was the only white boy in his old school
But they thought that he was black so it was cool
Those black kids must have been dumb
Cause all TadJ is is a bum
His old school must have been tadded
Cause everyday a ghetto tad was added
TadJ said he had a girlfriend
It seems this song will never end
As long as it wasn’t a guy that was gay
What ever you say TadJ
He says that he started a food fight
But the truth in that is not quite right
He tells those lies so you’ll think he’s bad
But you all know that TadJ’s a tad
I mean, that’s why we call him TadJ
So sing with me it’s not hard to say
What ever you say TadJ
When ever I talk about a tad
He always gets really mad
He thinks I am talking about him
He just loves to stand around in gym
If TadJ says he’s gonna get you
Don’t worry bout it cause TadJ doesn’t have a clue
He’ll probably forget so you can say
What ever you say TadJ
If he ever hears this song
I won’t be conscious for long
I can’t think of anything else to say
Except for what ever you say TadJ
At first I thought he got suspended
But now I know his life at this school has ended
We wrote him a letter and he got mad
All because I called him a tad
I can’t believe a letter could make him drop out
It just makes me wanna shout
Ooooooooooooooooh DEAN!
His record at this school isn’t clean
The last thing he did was try to kill me
But he failed as you can see
He sabotaged our homeroom table
He made it so it wasn’t stable
I can’t believe he wanted me to die
It just makes me wanna cry
At least I got to see him with his shaved head
The last time we talked this is what he said
“I’m gonna beat the sh__ outa you”
But I didn’t have a clue
That it would be the last thing he’d say
What ever you say TadJ
So that’s the story of TadJ
And if you ask him bout it he’ll just say
Shut up you’re gay
What ever you say TadJ
TadJ left on Feb 9
Finished song on May 9
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