bio-rhythms

what would you do if you had a boss who shits at least twice during office hours? that means it could go up to 3 times and maybe more. this means that everytime you need to find him and he is not in his cube, then u head for the other cube to find him.

in my office, there are 3 resident poochers (i.e. men who are always found shitting in the toilet during office hours. i think one of them plays hp games some more.) They are D.Tan, M.Ang and T.Goh.

the big euro sale

football managers have the bad habit of going on a shopping spree right after the conclusion of a major football tournament, for instance the recent euro 08. they fail to realise that players usually out-perform themselves during such tournaments because they are driven by inspiration and therefore very dependent on adrenalin rather than natural ability. once the competition is over and the dust settles, they will suddenly see a dip in their forms and enthusiasm to perform well. just look at the russian guy ashravin. mark my words that he will be a flop in his next "posting" (fingers crossed it's not arsenal).

and oh btw, sven is no longer at man city. i'm terribly surprised.

NEA

hillary got small change

obama probably won the edge over hillary because he associated himself with "Change". this represented a noble cause.

hillary probably lost because her campaign posters were plastered with her name "Hillary". it didn't stand for anything.

this example endorses the power of effective marketing.