There was this really horrible joke but never mind - I've got a better one.

Q: What's the air pressure outside 7-11?
A: 1 ATM

There's one of those whatchamacallums that gives you money if you push the right buttons outside the 7-11 in school...busted knee aside, I can hardly walk with this stuff making the rounds.

Last week:
16th: Tuition - 11pm
17th: Dream Theater Live @ Fort Canning - 11pm
18th - 19th: ODAC selection camp - 7pm
20th: Talentime + RR rehearsal - 6pm

This week:
Other than making dimsum, chatting up the ladies and popping my knee while getting off a bus (make that a double serving) I don't think I remember much.

Goals, challenges and other miscellaneous stuff meant to make me a better person:
1. Run 800m in under 3 minutes, get 5 points for shuttle run and play a full game of frisbee consecutively without rest. According to the KI notes there's no such thing as compassion...wonder if any of the J2s realized that.

2. Learn how to play icebreaker games like polar bear, husband-and-wife, I've never, Please can you follow me and so on properly. Names aside I have a really bad sense of rhythm and quite possibly the slowest reflexes in the whole school. Try doing 7-beat Please can you follow me and you get a rough idea of what it means to be a musician...make that a musician in the rhythm section.

3. Get my timetable settled for once - staying back in school for auditions, tryouts and interviews is really starting to get under my skin. (I JUST WANT TO GO HOME GO HOME GO HOME GO HOMEEE AND FINISH MY STUPID TUTORIALS)

4. Try not to stay back in school to do homework - at the most just to help people and stuff. Be it in the canteen or the library hardly 5 minutes will go by before HEY NICK SUP YO HOWS LIFE HAHAHA *mucho grande backslap* SEE YOU AROUND HAHAHA *HI 5* and I'm just thinking CAN YOU PLEASE GO AWAYYY because I've been doing the same bloody question for the last 2 hours.

5. Shoot the kid that came up with TGIF because apparently he doesn't have 5 straight lessons without break on Friday mornings.

Commentary:
Make more friends, try to less weird (I'm president of the 3A Beard Appreciation Society) be happy and most importantly, be safe. Because getting jabbed in the ass for popping a muscle isn't nice at all.

Nurse: Hi.

Me: Aww, crap. I hate needles. I hate injections. I don't like this. Is there another way?

Nurse: You want in arm or backside?

Me: Uh, uh arm please. Arm.

Nurse: In backside less pain, I think we do backside, ok?

Me: But -

Nurse: Ya, ya backside less pain. Can you turn over please?

Me: Ah, dangit. *DIMSUMMM*

wierd