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  • Women are Impossible to Please

    A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the
    store operates:
    You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
    Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
    She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

    Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
    'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
    So she continues upward rd. The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
    'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
    She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
    'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign
    reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for
    shopping at the Husband Store.




















    PLEASE NOTE:


    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

    The first floor has wives that love sex.

    The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

    The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

  • some fiction for someone I don't know

    I was reminded today
    Of just how much I hate you
    I forgot about all the lies you spoke
    And all the things you put me through
    You make me sick
    More then anyone else in this world
    You and your pathetic self
    And all of those cover up lies and stories
    That you used to say
    You taught me how to recognize a liar
    How to recognize a fake
    The day that I let you know me
    Was one of my biggest mistakes
    And although I never really cared about you
    You never really meant that much to me
    I still look back on all my bad judgment
    Regretfully
    For being so naïve
    For being so blind
    For being almost as stupid
    As that girl you walk beside
    Whose existence is sweetened
    By your games and lies
    I was reminded to day
    Of just how much I hate you
    Just how much I hate myself
    For ever believing one word from your mouth to be true
    Seeing you Brought it all back again
    How you lied to me
    How you lied to your wife
    How you presumed that you could
    Lie to everyone and NO one would know


    And all the horrible things that may of happened
    If I didn’t know
    If I didn’t see through you
    And what you are really about
    If I didn’t cut you loose
    If I didn’t push you away
    If I had let you inside
    If I had been gullible enough
    To believe in your lies
    If I continued to endure
    Everything you could put me through
    Trusting that
    Your words were true
    I was just reminded today
    Of how much I hate you
     
     fortunately, this is not something I composed. I have to use the disclaimer thing again, borrowed it out of flattery.

    Too bad, there are people who are unable to stop trying to hurt people they don't even know......hmmmmm

    Currently Listening: Countdown to Extinction
    - foreclosure of a dream

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  • warlica357
    hi there ma'am, thanx 4 the add! wow nice, ur husband was also a filipino?! where was his place here in our country? i wish u happiness with ur family madame.. GODBLESS!
  • quitlikinmyhand
    Hahaa, thanks.
  • Aloysius_son
    Yack yack yack yack yack!There! Now somebody has posted to your chatboard!